Ye Xiaochuan is confused now. Should the image of a peerless master be as slovenly as the old alcoholic Master Wang Zaishan, or should he be as well-groomed as Master Yu Jizi and Senior Yao Xiaofu?
This is a question that deserves further study. Ye Xiaochuan feels that in two or three hundred years, he will be able to become a highly respected person. Now he has to start thinking about how he should treat others in two or three hundred years.
In any case, he felt very disappointed with Wang Zaishan's style and appearance that were incompatible with the worldly heroes in front of him, who was full of snot and tears. Since the last time he heard Senior Sister Yun mention this person from the Seventh Organization at Cangyun Mountain,
When he was one of the leaders, Ye Xiaochuan learned about the deeds of this great hero Wang from Fengyi's mouth. He majored in the obscure and obscure laws of space and time. His attainments in these two laws were made more than 20,000 years ago.
, not many
People can stand shoulder to shoulder with Wang Zaishan.
He has never seen Wang Zaishan, so Ye Xiaochuan has always fantasized in his mind that Wang Zaishan must be a handsome uncle.
Unexpectedly, he was a short and fat little old man five feet tall.
Ye Xiaochuan has indeed been deeply touched by what Bailiyuan said about himself more than ten years ago.
Bailiyuan originally told Ye Xiaochuan that he could become a master who is unparalleled in the world, but he would never be able to become a master who is crazy in the world.
When Ye Xiaochuan asked why, Bailiyuan said it was because of his appearance.
According to Baili Yuan's absurd theory, if you are ugly, you can be alone in the world, or you can dominate the world. But if you want to go crazy and go crazy in the world, you can't do it.
Throughout the ages, masters in the crazy world have had one prerequisite, and that is to be handsome.
Baili Yuan used the example of the old alcoholic master and Chi Yan's uncle. The old drunkard master could only be called a master who was unparalleled in the world, but the master of the crazy world was a crazy master.
It's not because the old alcoholic Master's cultivation is not as good as Master Chi Yan's, on the contrary, if they really fight, the two of them should be between equals.
Who makes Uncle Chi Yan so handsome?
It is not that Ye Xiaochuan has never seen the masters in the crazy world, Situ Feng has seen him, he is dressed in white, rich and handsome, so Ye Xiaochuan has gradually accepted Baili Yuan's theory over the years. He believes from the bottom of his heart that those
None of the masters in the three realms of madness are ugly.
Seeing Feng Yuyan, Ye Xiaochuan thought this was an exception. He was still imagining that Wang Zaishan would not be like Feng Yuyan.
Seeing Wang Zaishan today, Ye Xiaochuan's last illusion about the hero was completely shattered.
Why is the Evil God famous throughout the ages? Why is the God of War Kunlun immortal in history? Why is the God of Wind Feng Wuyan remembered by the world for more than 20,000 years?
These two guys, Wang Zaishan and Feng Yuyan, are no different in cultivation than the God of War Kunlun and the God of Wind Feng Wuyan, but in the long history, Ye Xiaochuan has never heard of the names of these two people.
The reason is because these two guys are ugly.
Ye Xiaochuan is very worried now, touching his chin and wondering whether he can go down in history forever?
Fengyi saw that he had been in a daze for a long time and had no response after calling several times, so she reached out and pushed him.
Said: "What are you doing?"
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Feng Yi, do you think I'm handsome?"
Fengyi didn't expect that Ye Xiaochuan would suddenly ask such a question. Looking at Ye Xiaochuan's serious look, he didn't seem to be joking with her.
She looked at Ye Xiaochuan carefully. As a woman, and a woman from a brothel, how could she not see that the two sword eyebrows above Ye Xiaochuan's eyes were drawn with an eyebrow pencil? She chuckled and said: "I used to look at it
He is quite handsome, and he is a rare handsome young man among teenagers. Now that your hair is gone, your eyebrows are gone, and you have turned into a little bald donkey. This doesn’t look good, especially since the back of your head is more protruding.
, and the ears seem to be very long, skin
It’s also very dark. It used to be okay if I covered it with hair, but now it looks strange.”
Ye Xiaochuan was furious!
I have a bone on the back of my head and my ears have turned into donkey ears. Can I blame myself? Isn’t it the result of being slapped and pinched by you stinky bitches over the years?
It's over. It seems that I can't become a master in the crazy world. Like Wang Zaishan and Feng Yuyan, I am destined to remain unknown for the rest of my life. Even if I dare to do something earth-shattering, no one will remember me in a few hundred years.
!
Damn it! Damn it!
Ye Xiaochuan was very frustrated that he could not go down in history like the evil god, so he was dragged aside by Feng Yi for a small meeting.
Participants in the meeting were Ye Xiaochuan, Fengyi, Wang Zaishan, and Feng Yuyan. In addition to these four people, Yang Yishuang, Qin Fanzhen, Zuo Qiu, and Liujie Monk, who traveled around the world with Ye Xiaochuan, also joined before the meeting.
Come in.
Of course it was not of their own free will. Now everyone up and down Wushan knows that Fengyi and Wang Zaishan, who suddenly appeared here, and Feng Yuyan, are related to the seven organizations that are said to protect the clan in the world. Their cultivation levels are all good.
It's not too much to describe it as reaching the top. Yang Yishuang and others belong to different forces. They think this is a small private tea party for Ye Xiaochuan and others. They are all respectable people. I have no shame to listen to what they say and actually do it.
He couldn't come out, so he sent Yang Yishuang and four other people who had good relations with Ye Xiaochuan and Fengyi.
The people were pushed out. The result was beyond everyone's expectations. The meeting was attended not only by these human cultivators, but also by several heads of the thirty-six alien races in southern Xinjiang, as well as Miss Tianwen from the Demon Sect, Poison Master Feng Tianqiong, and Xue Gongzi.
Young Master Qu Xiangge, Ghost Young Master Cen Qiyuan, Fairy Linglong, Fairy Colorful Clothes, and the Five Poison Sects
Qing Yan all received the invitation.
When Zhengdao saw that representatives of various factions of the Demonic Cult were attending the meeting, Yang Ling'er, Jiang Qingxian, Jiexian, Du Chun, Ning Xiangruo and others also walked into the cave.
The meeting started in a friendly and harmonious atmosphere. The meeting was chaired by a certain little bald man who was depressed that he could not go crazy in the world.
Regarding the jade slips hidden in the cave, he first gave a brief but detailed oral report.
The simplicity lies in the fact that he did not elaborate too much on the Jade Slip Hidden Cave, but only introduced it in a few sentences.
The detail is that he spent a lot of time summarizing his role and contribution in the operation of hiding the jade slips in the Wushan Jade Slip Cave, etc.
Everyone has forgotten all the memories of how they entered the cave and how they came out, leaving this little bald man to talk nonsense. Some people really believe it, such as the chiefs of the foreign tribes in southern Xinjiang.
The clan leaders are all proficient in the Chinese language and writing. The relatively honest clan leader has already taken out a pen and paper and is recording the minutes of the meeting, focusing on recording the personal heroism of the owner of the Pluto Flag in this Jade Slip Hidden Cave operation.
Deeds of righteousness.
The friendly and harmonious environment was interrupted by Fengyi, a stinky bitch.
Ye Xiaochuan was playing vigorously, but he had forgotten everything anyway, so he could play whatever he liked. As a result, Fengyi said: "The matter of the Wushan Jade Slip Hidden Cave is over for the time being. Let's talk about the current door of catastrophe.
