Ye Xiaochuan was happy. He was questioned by Jiang Qingxian just now. He was so angry that he was still thinking about how to quibble. He was wondering whether he should restrain himself, start from the facts, and tell the truth about his experience in the heaven.
It's fine now. A large group of people stood beside him. Even Zuo Qiu glared at Jiang Qingxian with white eyes, which made Ye Xiaochuan feel very happy. When he saw Jiang Qingxian being criticized by a group of beautiful fairies, he almost hanged himself to apologize.
He said: "Forget it, let's not argue with this illiterate. The next plot will be exciting. The six-winged army saw that thousands of strange birds could not break through my defense, so they quickly retreated. At this time, the sky uploaded
A ghost-like voice came and asked me who I was? I successfully won the respect of the heavens and let me leave a name. You also know that I am a low-key person, I never covet these false names, and I am very loyal to a brother.
, stabbing brothers in both sides, three knives and six holes, that is where
Of course, since I have no hair, the gods in heaven thought I was a monk..."
Jie Se suddenly remembered the weird smile on Ye Xiaochuan's face at the beginning, jumped up, and shouted: "Boss, whose name did you report?"
Ye Xiaochuan coughed and said: "I just said that I am the most loyal person, and you are my brother, so I said that I am the Buddhist monk of Kasyapa Temple in the middle of the world...Jingse, you
Why is your body trembling? Isn't it cold? Don't come over, pull him, don't let him get close to me!"
"I want to die with you!"
Jingse was furious, and if it weren't for the tight hold of a few people next to him, the two of them would have struggled together.
I can't survive, I really can't survive. Jingse knows what kind of character he is as a boss. He must have caused a huge disaster in the heavens before he reported his name. He may have even scolded the Four Heavenly Emperors.
What should I do? Millions of troops from heaven will come to the human world in a blink of an eye. Will I be hunted down by an army of millions of people?
"The world is deteriorating and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be! You make friends carelessly! I want to break off our friendship with you! Help!"
No one paid attention to the cries of abstinence, and some even thought that the fat monk was getting an advantage and acting like a good boy.
Now everyone in the heaven knows his name, what an honor this is. Isn’t it that people live in this world just to have a name after death?
Ye Xiaochuan didn't have to say much, someone had already removed the heartbroken Jie Se from this forum meeting, lest he disturb the normal progress of the forum.
After quitting the show, Ye Xiaochuan continued to brag.
He said: "After I reported my name, the monks from the Six Divisions of Heaven and Humanity actually wanted to besiege me. This was so shameless, so I decided to fight one on one, and whoever cheated was a puppy. The leader of the Heaven Realm was defeated by my
I was so frightened by the momentum that I didn't dare to act rashly, so I sent a peerless fairy to fight me decisively."
As soon as I heard about the Peerless Fairy, the scene immediately seemed a little chaotic.
Qin Fanzhen said playfully: "Oh, peerless fairy? Are you beautiful? How is your figure?"
Ye Xiaochuan nodded and said: "I don't have to mention my figure, my face, my skin is as white as cream, but the key is the fragrance. Standing a hundred feet away, you can smell the fragrance coming from the opposite side, tsk tsk..."
While he was still intoxicated, someone hit him on his bare head several times, which made him dizzy and his eyes were filled with little stars.
When I turned around, I saw that everyone was looking at each other, and they didn't see clearly who had committed the murder.
Ye Xiaochuan only felt as if there were several pairs of cold eyes staring at him, which made Ye Xiaochuan's body suddenly tremble a few times. It felt like a hole in the ice in the summer, and he felt a chill from the inside out.
He did not dare to continue to track down the murderer who attacked him. He rubbed his bald head and said with a dry smile: "Forget what happened just now. I don't remember the faults of villains and I won't argue with you."
Yang Jiu said: "Senior brother, who did Heaven send to fight with you?"
Ye Xiaochuan said word for word: "Tang's best friend."
Most people looked puzzled.
Suddenly, Zuo Qiu said: "The legendary Baihua Fairy Tang Guichen? Does she really exist?"
Ye Xiaochuan patted his thigh and said: "Qiu'er's knowledge is indeed extraordinary. She is exactly the Baihua Fairy who is in charge of flowers in the three realms in human myths and legends!"
As soon as he said this, the surrounding Zhengmo disciples could not stop hearing the exclamations of surprise.
Although Ye Xiaochuan is good at bragging, most of his bragging involves falsifying data, and he is unlikely to fabricate things that don't exist out of thin air.
For example, in Ye Xiaochuan's story just now, he fought against tens of millions of six-winged legions for three days and three nights by himself. The data here are basically false. There are not tens of millions of six-winged legions, nor three days and three nights, but
It should be true that Ye Xiaochuan fought against the Six-winged Legion alone.
At this moment, Ye Xiaochuan said that he had a fight with the legendary Fairy Baihua, which was probably not a fabrication.
It was only at this moment that everyone understood that not all myths and legends in the world were fabricated out of thin air, some of them were true.
Seeing everyone's surprised expressions, Ye Xiaochuan felt that the most exciting moment in his life had come. He slowly stood up and said: "Fairy Baihua, that is the legendary God of Ten Thousand Flowers, the Queen Mother's favorite."
There is no such thing as a fairy. Her cultivation is unfathomable, I guess she can be ranked among the top ten in the heaven. A radiant and peerless fairy sword, in her hand, is like the most beautiful in the world.
The beautiful rays of light and the trick of the goddess scattering flowers are truly magnificent and unforgettable."
I said so much, mainly because I want to say how powerful the Baihua Fairy is. Next, I will tell you that when I beat the Baihua Fairy all over the ground and pee, I will look even more majestic and taller. After the enemy flattered me, the conversation suddenly started.
He turned around and said: "Fairy Baihua has a high level of cultivation and is arrogant. She said she wanted to leave my body intact. Huh, who is this great sage? Naturally, Fairy Baihua will not pay attention to this great sage. As soon as she takes over,
I mobilized the Nine Heaven-Slaying Styles, which are relatively average in power among the true magical powers I have learned, to compete with her. Five and Four Styles forced her to retreat continuously, leaving her unable to fight back. Then I mobilized Cang Yun.
The powerful Killing God Yin and Anti-Liangyi Sword Formations, under this continuous attack, Fairy Baihua has been stabbed eight times by the sword, and she vomited blood eighteen times, because of the blood loss
Too many, and my face looks pale." "After I defeated Baihua Fairy, I faced an army of hundreds of millions of celestial beings alone without any fear. I asked them to send another one who can fight, and don't send another bitch.
Saints generally don't beat girls... So they sent a nine-foot-tall general with a pagoda in his hand. I took a closer look, oh, isn't this Li Jing, the king of pagodas? He wanted to hit me with a giant pagoda.
He defeated him with a sword, and just as he was about to invite a fight, a kid wearing a big bellyband, two big rings on his feet, and holding a spear jumped out, saying that he wanted to avenge his father, and it was none other than the Third Prince Nezha.
As a result, I kicked him to the ninth level. At this time, a silver-armored general with three eyes and holding a big black dog appeared. You readers, I don’t need to tell you that you have guessed that the visitor is someone else.
, it is Yang Jian, the Erlang God. This man has a face like a crown of jade, a golden crown on his head, and a silver spear worth two feet... Hey, hey, you
Don't go, everyone, what I said is true. After I beat Erlang Shen, I kicked over Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace and made a big fuss at the Peach Club... Don't go..." Du Chun was dragged by Ye Xiaochuan
When he came back, Du Chun said: "Xiaochuan, the more I listen to it, the more it sounds like a joke in the villain's book "The Monkey King". Forget it, you just came back, rest first and prepare to withdraw from southern Xinjiang."
