Another day passed in fear, and there was still no change in the Gate of Catastrophe.
Ye Xiaochuan has nothing to worry about. Xuan Ying has just gone to heaven and he can block the door of catastrophe for many days. Xuan Ying's methods, even if he doesn't fight with the masters of heaven and chat with them about daily life, he can still win a few days for the human world.
Peaceful days.
Therefore, Ye Xiaochuan feels that the army from heaven will not appear in the human world in the next three to five days.
I drank a lot of strong alcohol last night, and even though I had forced the odor out, I was still woken up by a splash of urine early in the morning.
Yesterday, I learned from Ning Xiangruo that the good and evil disciples by the river were not beating their clothes, but spying on each other. Ye Xiaochuan was very disgusted with this matter.
Now we can find an opportunity to retaliate against these people who specialize in conspiracy.
Holding back a large pool of baby urine cannot be wasted.
In the early morning, I saw Ye Xiaochuan sneaking up the river alone, and the fairy who was washing by the river didn't pay attention.
I just saw that guy standing on a rock with his head held high, facing the morning glow and the morning breeze, which gave him a somewhat otherworldly artistic conception.
Of course, if he was not peeing in the river at the moment, there were only a few sentry disciples warning each other. In the early morning, most of the fairies from the Righteous Way and the Demon Sect were washing up by the river. At this moment, Ye Xiaochuan was not far upstream.
It's just a boy's urine flowing three hundred feet against the wind. The fairies on both sides of the Taiwan Strait are now in trouble. They are all fairies who love cleanliness.
This is not bad.
For the first time in thousands of years, the righteous way and the demonic sect have joined forces to not fight against the catastrophe and save the world, but to hunt down Ye Xiaochuan.
When Ye Xiaochuan saw so many demon fairies rushing towards them, he was so frightened that the bamboo hat fell off his head and his belt was not fastened. He grabbed the bamboo hat with one hand and tugged on his pants with the other and ran away.
In terms of speed, there really aren't many opponents in the camp who can match him.
After flying for nearly a hundred miles, he got rid of those angry demon fairies.
He was thinking that it looked like he couldn't go back these days, otherwise he would have to suffer physical pain again. It wouldn't be too late to go back after these fairies had forgotten about this matter.
There were several ghost screams in the primitive forest, and soon a fireball appeared in the sky and hit Ye Xiaochuan directly on the shoulder. It was Wangcai.
Ye Xiaochuan was a little bored by himself, so he asked Wangcai to come over and accompany him.
As a result, not only Wangcai came, but Ning Xiangruo also followed Wangcai's figure to find him.
As soon as they met, Ning Xiangruo twisted Ye Xiaochuan's ears and cursed him all over his face.
"I think you really deserve a beating, and you are so immoral. You are really itchy. Even if you want to tease others, don't pee in the river in front of them. Fortunately, you ran fast just now, otherwise you wouldn't even have a bone."
There won't be any left." Ye Xiaochuan uttered a few ouch, screaming in pain, and then said: "I just can't stand the faces of these people. How long have they been? These people are still guarding each other. This morning
A splash of urine is just an appetizer, a big one is already brewing in my belly. At night, when no one is paying attention, I quietly
Poop in that river, by the way, don’t blame me for not reminding you, you better not go wash up in that river recently, I will really poop in it!”
Ning Xiangruo felt disgusted and let go of Ye Xiaochuan's ears.
She knew that Ye Xiaochuan would really do such a wicked thing. Back then, at the Amber Hot Spring behind Yuanshui Xiaozhu, where many fairies bathed, Ye Xiaochuan took a dip in it.
You can't talk about this to the kid again, otherwise you will only be disgusted.
She said: "I have something serious to do with you, so come back with me."
Ye Xiaochuan asked: "Is there any news from Brahma?"
Ning Xiangruo nodded.
He had to go back. Ye Xiaochuan really wanted to get in touch with the five ethnic groups and the foreign races in southern Xinjiang. It was not because the master uncle asked him to stay in southern Xinjiang temporarily to control this power yesterday, but because of other things.
Son.
At the risk of being beaten by the fairy again, Ye Xiaochuan followed Ning Xiangruo Yukong back to the camp and landed by the river. He found that most of the fairies by the river were missing. Several people saw Ye Xiaochuan coming back and masturbated.
Wear your sleeves and prepare to look good to Ye Xiaochuan.
At this time, Ning Xiangruo came into play. Ye Xiaochuan hid behind Ning Xiangruo and asked Ning Xiangruo to save him.
Ning Xiangruo also knew that this boy was not a treacherous person, but just a bit playful, so he told the fairies who gathered around him that I had just taught this boy a lesson, so you should leave.
These words really worked. Ye Xiaochuan was not severely beaten, but his forehead was slightly painful after being poked a few times by many fairies with their fingers.
Soon they found Brahma Tian and Fengyun Duan on the other side of the river, and beside them were Tian Wen, Qu Xiangge and other young masters of the Demon Sect.
When the male disciples of the Demon Cult saw Ye Xiaochuan, they all looked at them with admiration or awe. The previous incident of Ye Xiaochuan peeing into the river in front of many fairies was no longer news in the camps on both sides. Even this
Masters of the Demon Cult who think they kill people like hemp, lick blood with the tip of a knife, and keep their heads in their waistbands all day long have never thought about it, let alone dare to do it, but Ye Xiaochuan has done it. This is the real world of committing suicide.
Model worker, the name of a man with a thousand hands butchering meat on a hob is no lie, everyone has decided
I am determined not to be an enemy of Ye Xiaochuan unless absolutely necessary.
If you become an enemy of a person who doesn't even care about his life, you are looking for trouble for yourself.
Those male disciples of the Demon Sect think that Ye Xiaochuan is a hero and a stinky, shameless man who is not afraid of death. That’s because these stinky men don’t care about cleanliness and will not go to the river for three to five days.
The river is indispensable to them. But those fairies don't pay much attention to it. Women have to wash up every morning and evening, so they point to the river. Mo Xiaoti, Li Xianyue, Liu Huachang and other fairies were also in the river just now.
On the side, they could clearly see the spectacular scene of Ye Xiaochuan urinating in the wind. Even Xiao Xiaochuan saw it.
If a sharp look could kill, Ye Xiaochuan would have been crushed to ashes eight hundred times.
Ye Xiaochuan didn't react at all to the angry glares of these demon sect fairies. He was a typical example of turning a blind eye and not listening.
However, when he saw Yu Linglong from a distance, Ye Xiaochuan smiled, and smiled happily.
Ning Xiangruo, who was walking beside him, said, "Why are you laughing? Are you already crazy?"
Ye Xiaochuan whispered: "Do you still remember what I told you yesterday that it was possible for me to save a life? Now it is no longer possible, but that I have really saved a life. It turns out that it feels good to do good things. It seems
From now on, while doing bad things, you should also do some good deeds." Ning Xiangruo was confused and looked at the group of demon sect disciples in front of her, but she didn't find anything wrong.
