Ye Xiaochuan asked Yun Qiyou to admit that she was jealous, but of course Yun Qiyou denied it, and the two quarreled over this.
So Ye Xiaochuan was beaten.
I haven’t beaten this kid for half a year, so my hand feels rusty. I can’t hit his head. Ye Xiaochuan is now a little bald. If I beat the bone on the back of his head bigger and bigger, will he be ugly to death?
So Ye Xiaochuan's ears became a little longer.
A certain person was a bitch, but after being beaten, he suddenly became more honest and did not dare to mention the word "Qing Ying" anymore.
Yun Qiyou spent several hours telling her about her experiences in the past six months, but Ye Xiaochuan, who always liked to brag about himself, didn't spend much time. This was mainly because Yun Qiyou had already mentioned his own affairs during his usual interactions with Feihe.
I told you to drop it.
From the cave where the jade slips were hidden, to the journey to the heaven, to the battle with the corpse exterminator in western Hunan, and the subsequent battles with the heaven, Yun Qiyou had already known it in detail.
However, Ye Xiaochuan would never let go of any opportunity to flatter his favorite beauty, and he still spent a lot of time talking about how he fought alone in the heaven with tens of millions of heavenly soldiers and generals.
As for him being struck by lightning, such an embarrassing thing is not within the scope of his bragging material.
As a result, Yun Qiyou had no eyesight at all and kept asking Ye Xiaochuan about his rebirth after being struck by lightning. Ye Xiaochuan muttered for a long time, just saying that he didn't know why he was struck by lightning, but he definitely wouldn't.
Like the rumors say, it was because he had done too many immoral things that he was punished by thunder from the sky. It was probably because his cultivation level was too high.
The punishment caused by heaven.
He also hid many things from Yun Qiyou, such as the love crystallization between Li Qingfeng and Yu Linglong in the jade slip cave, Zuo Qiu's life experience, and the five mysterious colorful pieces.
small stone.
I'm afraid that Yun Qiyou is still entangled in this issue. This is not possible. The topic must be changed.
My body was much better and my strength was restored, so I started to make trouble. I held Yun Qiyou's hand and tried to make Yun Qiyou fulfill his promise of kissing each other in the black forest, and spent the rest of the time.
Don't calculate it, just calculate it in half a year. Yun Qiyou owes him one hundred and eighty kisses, and even threatens that he is hurt now.
He suffered serious physical and psychological trauma, and needed Yun Qiyou's tenderness to soothe the wounds.
The hormones of men and women who are passionately in love are very easy to expand, and they cannot withstand Ye Xiaochuan's soft touch. In addition, Yun Qiyou's heart is with Ye Xiaochuan, so she nods in agreement with a blushing face and says that only kissing is allowed.
one time.
Ye Xiaochuan was overjoyed and decided that even if he had to risk his wounded body, he would have to solve the virginity problem in Nuwa's ruins. As for how many people would die in the catastrophe outside, what happened to Young Master Sekimoto? I am not a young hero.
The saint who saves all sentient beings.
Looking at Yun Qiyou's delicate face, Ye Xiaochuan was about to kiss her, but Yun Qiyou suddenly burst into laughter.
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Senior Sister Yun, at this critical moment, can you be more serious?"
Yun Qiyou said with an innocent face: "You can't blame me, you look very funny now."
"What?"
"Your bald head makes me think you are a monk. A monk still thinks about getting close to women all day long. Do you think it's funny or not?" Ye Xiaochuan was about to cry without tears. He scratched his bald head and said, "Senior Sister Yun,
You are very evil in your heart! Very evil! I don’t care, I say goodbye is better than a new marriage. We have been separated for so long. It’s a big deal. Today, this great sage will definitely kiss you.
Go down. Come on, let’s continue!”
Yun Qiyou could only say: "Then I will close my eyes and not look at your bald head."
After saying that, she really closed her eyes, raised her chin slightly, and waited for her lover's passionate kiss.
Ye Xiaochuan immediately became energetic and approached Yun Qiyou again.
Bingluan covered his eyes with his wings, not wanting to look at it, but found that Wangcai, a shameless little perverted bird, was staring intently, so Bingluan went up with one of its wings and knocked Wangcai to the ground.
Wangcai's squeaking sound made Yun Qiyou open his eyes immediately. When he saw Ye Xiaochuan's bald head close at hand, he couldn't help but giggle.
Ye Xiaochuan retracted helplessly, and then began to curse Wangcai for disturbing his good fortune.
Ye Xiaochuan said helplessly: "Forget it, I will take care of you after my hair grows out."
Since his good fortune was now in vain, he focused his attention on Bingluan who was beating Wangcai.
He said: "Qiyou, since this Ice Luan divine bird has followed you, you have to treat it well. Don't think about eating the fat pig like Wangcai did. You must give it a diet. By the way, what is its name?
.”
Seeing that Ye Xiaochuan's male hormones had turned into cholesterol, Yun Qiyou had no intention of bullying him anymore and said, "I named it Xiaobing before. What do you think?"
"Xiao Bing? It doesn't sound very good."
Ye Xiaochuan rolled his eyes, beckoned Bingluan to stop beating Wangcai, and said, "Bingluan, how about I give you a name?"
Bingluan was very happy, but she really didn't like the name Xiaobing that Yun Qiyou gave her, so she nodded repeatedly. Ye Xiaochuan touched his chin and muttered: "You have been living in the land of glaciers in the extreme south, and it is cold.
The attribute of ice, as a poem says, on the back of an eagle with snowflakes, flakes of ice in the cold wind. There is no trace on the snowy ridge, the sound of geese walking on the glacier... Your name is rich
It’s expensive.”
"Wealth? Ahem..." Yun Qiyou next to her was still savoring the ancient ice and snow poem that Ye Xiaochuan had just sung. It really fit the artistic conception of Bingluan, but the word "wealth" spoken by Ye Xiaochuan had something to do with that poem.
Is it related to money? So much so that Yun Qiyou barely breathed and almost died
I came up and coughed several times.
Bingluan blinked her big eyes, as if she didn't quite understand whether this wealthy name was good or bad.
Yun Qiyou said: "Xiaochuan, don't be ridiculous, Fugui... you can think of it." Ye Xiaochuan said: "This is a good name. Flowers bloom and Fugui, what a good name, if you think the name Fugui
If it doesn't sound good, then call it Ruhua. You can't even hit the boo as you wish. You must choose one for Binluan between wealth and Ruhua.
Name." Yun Qiyou was quite speechless. It was impossible for her to let the divine bird Ice Luan have such a vulgar name. The name of Wangcai has been cited as a great shame in the world of divine birds. Ice Luan Ruo also had a similar name. Not only
If Bingluan is embarrassed, he will be embarrassed as well.
Ye Xiaochuan didn't care about Yun Qiyou's opinion. He raised his hands and said to Bingluan: "The left hand is rich and the right hand is like a flower. Which name do you like? A good name can increase your personal charm. I don't want to be wealthy.
God calls you a country bumpkin and an ugly bird. When you hear the name Fugui, it sounds like a noble name. Rich means rich, and Gui means nobility. It suits you very well. Let’s talk about Ruhua. Human beings have an idiom to describe beautiful women, called Ruhua
Xiyu, you are a female, right? In the bird world, you are definitely a beautiful bird like a flower and a jade, Ruhua is a perfect match for you!"