There are four great joys in the world, namely the night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, the time of inscription on the gold medal list, the rain after a long drought, and meeting an old friend in a foreign land.
Where there is joy, there is sorrow. The so-called four great sorrows are the night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, the next door, when the gold medal is named, someone else, a drop of rain after a long drought, meeting an old friend in a foreign land, and a creditor.
Ye Xiaochuan felt that after these four great sorrows, there must be one more, called meeting the mother-in-law, a few.
There are three types of people in the world, namely men, women and mother-in-law.
Mother-in-laws are a special group that is independent of men and women. Their special skills are to mess with the mandarin duck script, beat lovers with sticks, and like to fish for a golden turtle son-in-law, but the son-in-law is inferior to others. In their eyes, they are the ones who have come before, and in this life
It is already hard for me to turn over, and I must not let my daughter go down the same old path. I only want to find a husband for my daughter who is good-looking, has a good job, has a house, a car, and a lot of savings.
, it is said that this is all for the good of the daughter. The so-called love is vulnerable in the face of vegetables, rice, oil and salt.
Therefore, for thousands of years, countless lovers have been separated by their mother-in-law. Even if some sons-in-law survive in secret and marry the woman they love, they are trembling under the contemptuous eyes of the mother-in-law all day long, walking on thin ice. A mother-in-law is already difficult to deal with, Ye Xiaochuan
There are several people to face. He has a smile on his face, but in his heart he is cursing the Evil God. Why do you say Evil God? You are also the master of the three realms of madness. Why are you such a playboy?
Bu, after finding so many wives, will this allow your future son-in-law to live? It would be fine if the wives the evil god found were all ordinary women, but this old pervert is quite picky, and his wives are all better than each other.
One is beautiful, one is higher than the other, one is more capable than the other, one is more explosive than the other, Ye
Ogawa simply had no strength left to resist.
Several peerless fairies circled around Ye Xiaochuan, staring at Ye Xiaochuan as if they were animals, and then began to check the household registration.
Yang Zhaodi said: "Boy, do you know who we are?"
Ye Xiaochuan nodded and said, "I know now."
Yang Zhaodi said: "It's good that you know. I'll ask you a few questions. You have to answer them honestly. Age."
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Thirty-one."
Yang Zhaodi muttered: "Thirty-one years old? Several years younger than Xiaoyou."
Feng Qiuyu said: "You're not that much younger. The female junior is holding gold bricks. Age is not a problem. Xiaoxie is more than 20,000 years younger than Renqing. You are more than ten years older than Xiaoxie. A cultivator.
The age difference is dozens or even hundreds of years, it doesn't matter."
Yang Zhaodi nodded and continued: "Cultivation."
Ye Xiaochuan said: "The peak of spiritual silence."
Yang Zhaodi then asked: "How long have you been practicing Taoism?"
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Twenty-three years."
Yun Xiaoyao said: "The qualifications are not bad. When we were his age, we did not have such a high level of cultivation. After decades of training, we do have a bright future."
Yang Zhaodi seemed quite satisfied with this and continued: "How many natal magic weapons are there?"
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Three items."
Yang Zhaodi asked: "What attributes are they and what level of magic weapons are they?"
Ye Xiaochuan answered honestly: "The Edgeless Sword is a blood-refining artifact of the wind system. The Qingming Sword is a blood-refining artifact of the space system. The Blood Soul Essence is a ghost-based blood refining artifact."
Several women nodded slightly. They had never heard of the Wufeng Sword and the Qingming Sword, but the Blood Soul Essence was very familiar with it. It was the magic weapon of the evil god in the past. It is not accurate to say that it is a divine weapon. The power of the Blood Soul Essence is not in ghosts.
Under the seven-star black crystal refined by the immortal, it can be regarded as a heavenly weapon.
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Yun Xiaoyao said, "Do you have a room?"
Ye Xiaochuan said: "I am a third-level senior elder of Cangyun Sect and I have a big house."
Feng Qiuyu asked: "What are your parents' personalities like?"
Ye Xiaochuan felt bitter in his heart and said: "I am an orphan, without a father or a mother. Master picked me up."
Yang Zhaodi clapped her hands and said: "It's good to be an orphan. After getting married, the girl will not be angry with her parents-in-law."
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Can you give me extra points for this?"
Yang Zhaodi said: "What are you thinking about? It's up to us to decide whether you can get extra points. Just answer the questions honestly. How many girlfriends have you had?"
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Senior Sister Yun is the only one."
Yang Zhaodi said: "To what extent have you and Xiaoyou developed? Have you stretched out your evil claws and tarnished Xiaoyou's innocence?"
Ye Xiaochuan shouted that he was wronged and said: "I have never even held Senior Sister Yun's hand! We have always respected each other as guests!" Yang Zhaodi kicked Ye Xiaochuan unceremoniously and said: "Who are you fooling? I saw you just now
I got on Xiaoyou's second base, that's why I beat you, and now you say you didn't even hold Xiaoyou's hand? Tell the truth about your crime and seek leniency.
If you resist, you will be dealt with strictly, if you confess, you will be dealt with leniently. Please think carefully before answering." Ye Xiaochuan felt bitter in his heart. He could foresee that he was afraid that his dual cultivation career with Senior Sister Yun would be extremely bumpy in the future.
Looking up, I saw several mothers-in-law taking pens and papers to record the specific details of their dual cultivation.
and give guidance.
Thinking of this, Ye Xiaochuan's body was trembling as if struck by lightning.
In fact, he was overthinking it.
Judging from the results of the household registration survey, Fairy Xuanshuang and other fairies quite recognized Ye Xiaochuan as his son-in-law.
The main reason is that the last time Ye Xiaochuan came to heaven and pretended to be a reboot, Fairy Xuan Shuang and others heard the news, and their hearts were filled with chills. Their precious daughter found an ugly monk, and no one could stand it.
.This time I saw that my daughter was not a monk, her appearance was not too bad, she was young, and her cultivation level was not low. Not only was she the owner of the Pluto Flag, but she also inherited the Blood Soul Essence of the Evil God. At the same time, they were several old perverts.
I can also feel it, Ye Xiaochuan Ti
There are several different strands of true energy flowing inside, and it seems that what he is practicing is related to the ancient magical arts passed down from the human world. The future is limitless.
Any beautiful thing must have its counterpart. As the saying goes, there is no harm if there is no contrast.
The negative teaching material on rebooting immediately brought out the tall image of Ye Xiaochuan, a wretched person.
It can be regarded as an unintentional intervention.
Ye Xiaochuan felt that he could no longer be forced to be interrogated. He had to change from passive to active. If he continued to ask questions, all the bad things he had done in the past would be exposed.
So, he said nervously: "Fairy Xuan Shuang, how is Senior Sister Yun's injury?"
Fairy Xuan Shuang, who had been watching with cold eyes, shook her head slightly when she saw that Ye Xiaochuan still cared about her daughter. Ye Xiaochuan failed to change the topic. He forgot that these beautiful fairies in front of him were all people around the evil god. The evil god usually
They talk nonsense, and they have already developed a piercing eye that can see through people's hearts.
.Only heard Yang Zhaodi say: "Xiaoyou is fine. He just fainted due to the overwhelming energy and blood. Now continue to explain the facts of your crime."
