They didn't see the fight between two ancient beasts, which made Gui Yatou and Princess Xiao Qi very resentful towards Monk Hua.
Monk Hua didn't care about the opinions of these two little girls. He flew thousands of miles before landing on the ground.
This is still the inner swamp of Death Swamp, but it is far away from the ruins of the ancient sacred tree. It is unlikely that the black water black snake and the yellow bird will catch up in a short time.
As soon as they got out of trouble, the ghost girl and the little seventh princess began to vent their inner resentment. They rode on the flower monk and kicked and punched him.
The true Buddhist method practiced by Monk Hua, let alone a few punches, he could remain unmoved even if a Mount Tai hit him. On normal days, Monk Hua would not bother to argue with the two of them, but he was attracted by these two little ones.
The girl was playing around in the dead pool, and she had already suppressed her anger. Before she vented her dissatisfaction and spanked them, they made a noise.
The guest takes over the host and beats himself.
Monk Hua couldn't bear this, so he slapped her twice, and Gui Yatou and Xiao Qi immediately became honest.
At this moment, the two little girls were squatting on the ground, holding their heads with their hands, looking like a woman who had stumbled when she opened the secret door and was quickly arrested on the spot. Monk Hua was swinging a small branch in his hand, walking back and forth between the two people.
He wandered around and said: "It doesn't matter how you two girls are messing around in the heaven. Who makes you the second generation of immortals? If you get into trouble, your parents and elders will support you."
But where is this? This is the human world, not the heaven. Should the human world be the back garden of you two girls?"
The ghost girl said with a flattering face: "Uncle, Xiaoqi and I both know that we were wrong. Your Excellency, please spare us this time."
Monk Hua said: "Spare you? You have been playing tricks on me for more than a month. Do you think I am easy to bully or something? A 100,000-word self-examination and repentance letter. One word is missing. I will be detained for a month. I will write it now. I will read it."
For you to write."
"One hundred thousand words?"
Xiao Qi and Gui Yatou were immediately dumbfounded.
Xiao Qi immediately said: "Monk Hua, don't do this. I am the seventh princess of the Western Emperor and the Western Queen Mother. It is not your turn to take care of me. I can only be punished by my father and the queen! If you dare to be rude to me again, be careful with me."
Father, Queen and Queen will deal with you, this fat monk!"
The ghost girl pulled Xiaoqi's sleeves several times to tell her to stop talking. However, this little princess has a very stubborn temper, and it looks like this princess is too lazy to talk to you.
Monk Hua was happy, but the ghost girl covered her forehead with her hands and couldn't bear to look at her.
Who is Monk Hua? He is a ruthless character who has blocked several deadly magic weapons from the evil god.
During that catastrophic war, who in the Three Realms didn't know the bad reputation of Monk Hua?
After going to the Heaven Realm and being married to Yun Xiaoyao for decades, his temper has become much calmer, so much so that everyone in the Heaven Realm thinks he is a soft persimmon who bullies the weak and fears the strong.
Monk Hua said: "Little princess, are you threatening me?"
Xiao Qi said arrogantly: "So what? Are you going to hit me?"
Monk Hua went up and kicked Xiaoqi directly, flying dozens of feet away without showing any pity for her.
Monk Hua dusted off his shoes and said, "Let me hit her? I have never refused this kind of request for hundreds of years. Ghost girl, do you have anything to say?"
Turning around, Monk Hua was stunned. He saw the ghost girl sitting on the ground, with a stool in front of her and a thick stack of paper. She was immersed in the case, writing the one hundred thousand words.
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Monk Hua saw that the ghost girl knew his identity, so he didn't want to beat him anymore, so he flew over, picked up Xiao Qi who was vomiting blood, threw it on the ground, and said: "One hundred thousand words."
Xiao Qi is also a bully who fears the strong. She didn't expect that Monk Hua would really dare to hit her. Monk Hua was obviously merciful with his kick just now. He only made her vomit a few mouthfuls of blood, otherwise she would be left with a lifelong disability that would make her unable to take care of herself even if she didn't die.
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Seeing that the ghost girl succumbed to Hua Monk's lust and began to write a long and outrageous confession, Xiao Qi had no choice but to accept her fate. She took a thick stack of paper from Gui Yatou and began to write furiously. Hua Monk started writing from the storage room.
He took out a deck chair from the bracelet and was very comfortable lying on it. Suddenly he saw an unknown little beast coming out of the grass. Monk Hua was overjoyed. With a flick of his finger, a strong wind blew through the poor little beast.
The beast screamed pitifully
There was a sound, and he lay on the ground with his arms and legs spread out.
Although Monk Hua is a monk, he never abides by the strict rules and regulations. He drinks wine and eats meat. He not only sleeps with women, but also marries a daughter-in-law. As for the prohibition on killing, he broke it eight hundred years ago.
After killing the little beast, he began to recite the Purana Sutra to the little beast, and then he happily carried the dead little beast aside to skin and remove the bones.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Qi felt chills all over her body. How could this be a monk who saves all sentient beings? He was completely a devil. The two of them had not written three thousand words in their confession, but their arms were already sore and numb.
I was drooling as I watched Monk Hua grilling the little beast. The aroma was overflowing and it looked so delicious that the two little girls wrote two words and then swallowed the grilled meat.
Swallow saliva.
Monk Hua was also quite shameless. He went to eat in front of the two girls, biting and chewing the food. He would also raise his neck and drink a few sips of wine from time to time. He was very carefree.
When the little beast turned into a pile of meat and bones, Gui Yatou and Xiao Qi both wanted to kill people.
They have been writing from night to dawn, but the two girls have not written ten thousand words, and are currently laughing at each other.
Xiaoqi laughed at Gui Yatou's ugly handwriting, which was full of typos.
The ghost girl raised her hand to report to Monk Hua that Xiao Qi was glaring wildly, plagiarized her own confession, and applied to keep herself away from Xiao Qi. Listening to the noise of the two little witches, Monk Hua's head grew several times, and he waved his hand.
, said: "You two little girls, can you please stop arguing? It's making my head hurt. It's already dawn, so I'll be here first, and the rest will be done later."
Write."
The two little girls seemed to have been granted amnesty. The two sisters who had been quarreling just now hugged each other happily and even kissed each other a few times on the cheeks.
Monk Hua said: "Don't be too happy too early, I have conditions."
The ghost girl said: "Uncle, as long as you are not punished by writing a letter of apology, I will agree to any conditions."
Xiao Qi nodded and said: "Yes, yes, we agree!"
Monk Hua said: "You said this yourself, I didn't force you."
The ghost girl stepped forward, pinched Monk Hua's shoulders and patted his back diligently, and said: "Look what you said, we are completely voluntary. Uncle, tell me what the conditions are."
Monk Hua grinned and said, "Do you still have Tianlu muscle-building water on your body?" Xiao Qi said: "Tianlu muscle-building water can only skin care and nourish the skin, remove scars, but cannot lose weight. Besides, you are born like this, even if you soak in it all day
It’s impossible to become more handsome in Tianlu Muscle Revitalizing Water, and using it is a complete waste.”
