Ye Xiaochuan made an excuse to pee just to avoid the disturbance.
My purpose is to use the Big Dipper to decipher the mystery of the star within the star and the disaster star that sweeps away the fortune, and to circle the birth door from the thirteen widow stars.
As for the subsequent work, he does not plan to participate in it anymore.
There are many people in the team who are smarter than him. As long as he circles the place, those smart people can solve the mystery of the water in the water.
When I got to the toilet, I felt that the time to pee was too short. If I went back now, wouldn't I be stealing Zuo Qiu's limelight?
So, I found a pit and decided to have a big dip.
It's been a long time since he had a big drink. Not only him, but almost all cultivators don't poop.
In the eyes of mortals, as an immortal who flies in the sky and chases the wind and the sun, shit really damages his noble image.
Almost all cultivators try their best to absorb the food they eat into their stomachs. Those impurities are not pulled out through diarrhea, but are discharged from the pores of the body during cultivation.
In recent days, the meridians of Zhengmo disciples have been sealed, and the true energy in their bodies cannot circulate, just like mortals. They have pooped more in the past few days than they have in their entire lives.
Ye Xiaochuan squatted in the latrine to pass the time. His meridians were not sealed, and they kept squeaking for a long time, but he couldn't draw out any of them.
On the other hand, Jiese and Liujie, who were squatting on his left and right, roared and gushed out, like the Yellow River bursting its banks, out of control.
Ye Xiaochuan pinched his nose and shouted: "What did you two eat for dinner last night? Why is it so smelly?"
Jie Se said: "Boss, if this excrement doesn't stink, does it still smell good? The little monk is quite good. Yesterday, Liu Jie and I came to squat in the latrine, and Liu Jie's excrement was so smelly. I was shocked at that time.
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Liujie laughed loudly and said: "Sajia lost two pounds, and you only ate one pound. You are not full. You will definitely be full today."
Ye Xiaochuan has never seen two such disgusting people.
He himself is a shameless person, but he is not disgusting.
These two fat monks, Liujie and Jingse, are disgusting from the inside out.
Ye Xiaochuan felt that he couldn't hold his shit anymore, so he quickly pulled up his pants and shouted: "I'll take a step first, you two can take your time here and eat at the same time! I won't interrupt you!"
He ran away, and it seemed that if he ran too slowly, he would really vomit.
These two fat monks followed Ye Xiaochuan to the toilet, just to get out of this kid's mouth what Ye Xiaochuan and others had been plotting in the room for most of the night.
Seeing Ye Xiaochuan running away, they quickly chased after him. They made a mistake. Now the demon cultivators have learned about what they were plotting in the room and have even set off to the ancestral land. Apart from the two of them,
After taking a big dump in the latrine, I didn't get any useful information, not even
I didn't even get it when I visited my ancestral land.
When the three of them came back from playing around, it was already getting a little bright and they didn't see anyone.
Jiese stretched out his neck and looked around, saying, "It's just a matter of time. Why is there no one there? Where have they all gone?"
Liujie said: "Don't they all go to the latrine?"
Jie Se scratched his bald head and said doubtfully: "The three of us just came from the hut, and we didn't see anyone passing by."
At this moment, the voices of Xiao Qi and Gui Yatou came from behind.
The ghost girl sang: "We are all little frogs!"
Xiaoqi shouted: "Quack quack quack quack!"
The ghost girl continued to sing: "I like to get into trouble, and I love to talk big!"
Xiao Qidao sang: "We are all little frogs."
This time it was the ghost girl's turn to croak, croak, quack, croak.
Then Xiaoqi continued to sing: "Sing happily every day, with great ambition in my heart..."
The last two people chorused: "Be a lazy frog, be a frog in the well, never learn skills, never catch pests. Be a frog that gets into trouble, be an evil frog, make mischief every day, frogs are the greatest."
One day when you meet me, little swan, don’t laugh at me as a toad. If you dare to laugh at me, I will beat you all over the floor with your teeth, croak, croak, croak, croak..." (Adapted from the ending song of "The Four Treasures of the Queen":
Frogs are the greatest.)
The two of them are always so happy, and they never seem to have any worries. They live so happily every day, living lifelessly and shamelessly.
Ye Xiaochuan and the others tilted their heads and watched the two girls approaching while dancing and singing.
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Qi Gege, are your legs healed?"
Xiao Qi lifted up his long legs and put them directly on the ghost girl's shoulders. A beautiful one-piece horse came up, and his little feet were still spinning around.
He said: "Who am I? Broken bones and minor injuries are not worth mentioning."
The one-piece pony stood up a little high, and their skirts slid down. Liu Jie and Jie Se quickly covered their eyes.
Ye Xiaochuan, a shameless person, tilted his head and lowered his head, looking down.
The ghost girl quickly put down Xiaoqi's long legs and said: "Brother-in-law, you are more shameless than my father!"
Ye Xiaochuan laughed and said: "Thank you, thank you."
Xiao Qi didn't seem to take his exposure just now to heart, and said, "Why are you still here?"
Ye Xiaochuan said: "I still want to ask you, why is there no one here, where are those guys?"
Xiao Qi said: "They all went to the ancestral land a hundred miles southeast of the royal city to find the entrance and exit of Kunlun Wonderland."
Ye Xiaochuan was a little stunned. It was originally agreed that Zuo Qiu would only bring twenty or thirty representatives of each faction, but why did she bring most of them with her?
As for Liu Jie and Jie Se, they looked confused and didn't understand what was going on.
The ghost girl said strangely: "You two great monks don't know?"
Liujie said: "The three of us were defecating in the latrine just now. When we came back, everyone had left. What happened? What ancestral land? What is the entrance and exit of Kunlun Wonderland?"
Seeing that the two fat monks didn't seem to know anything about it, the ghost girl briefly told what had happened here before.
After Liu Jie and Jie Se listened, they beat their chests and cried loudly. They were typical of stealing chickens and losing rice. They wanted to dig out some secrets from their good friend Ye Xiaochuan. It was impossible to think, but this time they saw it gone.
Eye, it turns out that Ye Xiaochuan is just pretending to be mysterious and doesn’t know anything. He really has secrets to dig out.
, it’s Zuo Qiu, the red maple fairy.
Now all the restrictions on the popular energy meridians have been lifted, and they all went to the ancestral land. Only their two meridians are still blocked, and they didn't even go to the ancestral land.
Seeing the frustrated and annoyed expressions of these two guys, Ye Xiaochuan felt happy.
Too lazy to pay attention to the two fat men sitting on the ground crying, he said to Xiao Qi and Gui Yatou: "Why didn't you two go to such a lively event?"
Xiao Qi said: "We are not interested in the ancestral land, nor are we interested in the entrance and exit of Kunlun Wonderland. The kid and I have worked out a secret method in the palace, and we are studying it now!"
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Secret recipe? The secret method of giving birth to a child?" Xiao Qi said: "What? I want to have a child. I will find a man to sleep with and give birth slowly. Who is going to drink the holy water from the Zimu Spring? Drink that holy water and give birth again."
Instead of sons, my parents gave birth to seven daughters, and my older sisters who got married also gave birth to daughters.
, I am the only line of defense for the family to give birth to a son. Let alone giving birth to a baby, Chef Ye, let me tell you, the secret method that Xiaogui and I found is not simple. It combines sulfur, saltpeter, and charcoal in a special proportion.
By blending them, you can develop a weapon more powerful than thunderbolts!"
