He rarely kills animals when he is rebooting, so Ye Xiaochuan asked his gluttonous younger brother to pick up tree branches and make a fire, while he, the boss, went into Phoenix Mountain to hunt some game for dinner.
Jiese is too good at eating meat, and one or two pheasants in the mountain jump are not enough for this fat monk to give him a tooth. As the boss, for the sake of brotherly loyalty, I can't let Jiese starve to death. I can only grit my teeth, pat my head and sigh, "
"It is careless to accept a younger brother" and "people's hearts are not ancient".
Now for the first time, Ye Xiaochuan felt that his cultivation level was too low, and he had to practice more diligently. If he cultivated to the realm of inedia, he could go without eating or drinking for ten and a half months. How much money would he save!
He originally wanted to catch a wild boar, but he didn't. Suddenly, he was annoyed and an eye-catching white-fronted tiger jumped out of the forest, which made Ye Xiaochuan happy.
The stumbling tiger in front of me was nine feet long, with colorful fur, and its two eyes were like two emerald green gems in the dark, which were frighteningly bright.
This tiger probably came out to look for food. It showed its sharp fangs. Before Ye Xiaochuan could say a few words, it jumped in the air and rushed towards Ye Xiaochuan with its mouth wide open.
When most people encounter such a ferocious beast, their first reaction is to run away, but Ye Xiaochuan is definitely not an ordinary person. Instead of retreating, he advances instead, baring his teeth and roaring, and pounces towards the ferocious white-fronted tiger with eye-catching eyes.
Judging from the momentum, this guy seems to be more ferocious than a tiger.
The tiger swooped down and seemed stunned for a moment when he saw that the thin human in front of him was not afraid of him.
It makes no sense. When I met humans many times in the past, I would run away when I saw you, and then I would be eaten by myself. Why is this little human not afraid of me?
In an instant, Ye Xiaochuan kicked out and hit the white-fronted tiger directly on the jaw. The white-fronted tiger, which weighed hundreds of kilograms, flew into the air.
Before the white-fronted tiger's body fell to the ground, Ye Xiaochuan used Cangyunmen's fatal chain kick, and in an instant he kicked the poor white-fronted tiger's body thirty-six times, breaking the bones of his feet and legs.
It's terrible to see blood on your legs.
When the white-fronted tiger finally fell to the ground with a thud, there was no complete bone left in its body, and the luster of its eyeballs quickly dimmed.
Ye Xiaochuan is really happy now. He has no intention of letting this beast go. There is a big human city next to it. There are many human villages around Phoenix Mountain. Phoenix Mountain is not big. There must be mortals coming here to collect firewood from time to time in this mountain.
This white-fronted tiger is so fat that it has eaten many people. I have to kill the people tonight.
What's more, although tiger meat is older, it is still meat and can be eaten. Not to mention tiger skin, he will not sell less than 500 taels.
It is said that tiger whip is a treasure. It is a great tonic and has miraculous effects on tonifying the kidneys and strengthening yang. It will be stewed later. It has been going down the mountain for so long, and it was beaten to half a disability by Xuan Ying a few days ago. It is time to take a good tonic.
The fat monk Jie Se seemed to be very hungry. He was squatting listlessly in front of the campfire. When he heard the footsteps, he stood up and looked around, and saw Ye Xiaochuan coming back.
He muttered: "Boss, look at me, I'm so thin from hunger! Why don't we go to Phoenix City? You've spent all your money, and I can go door-to-door to beg for alms!"
Ye Xiaochuan rolled his eyes and said: "Where have you lost weight? In just a few days, you have gained weight again. As for begging for alms, I think it's better to skip it. I guess the luck hasn't come yet, so you need to help others first."
My daughter was ruined. Come on, I’m going to hit a big guy today!”
He dragged the eye-catching white-fronted tiger that had been dead for a long time and walked over. He took a closer look, and his eyes suddenly lit up. There was no trace of the fatigue from before.
He ran over in a hurry and started flattering Ye Xiaochuan again.
Although a person who is rebooting does not kill easily, he still has no psychological burden when it comes to washing and skinning dead animals.
Ye Xiaochuan moved a stone to the bonfire. The old god sat down and directed Jie Se to skin the dead tiger.
"Hey, be careful. Tiger skins will be sold in Phoenix City tomorrow. If you skin them badly and you can't sell them for a good price, I'll skin you!"
I immediately became cautious when quitting sex.
If you sell the tiger skin, you will have money. From now on, you will no longer have to eat and sleep in the open. It has to do with daily income and living problems, so you can't be careless.
Soon, a complete tiger skin was peeled off. Ye Xiaochuan and Jiese dragged the skin and the bloody tiger to a small river not far away. Jiese was responsible for washing the tiger skin so that it could be resold tomorrow.
, Ye Xiaochuan drew out the edgeless sword, and with a few swipes of the sword, the whole bloody tiger was broken into several pieces.
Ye Xiaochuan searched for a while and finally found the tiger whip. When he saw the size, he was shocked. Even Jiese looked at the tiger whip with a speechless expression. Then he looked at his crotch and shook his head angrily.
He seemed to feel that his little brother was not up to par.
Jiese felt the same way and thought to himself, even if ten of his little brothers were tied together, they wouldn't be able to catch up.
He dug out the tiger penis and washed it several times in the water. Every time he washed it, Ye Xiaochuan felt inferior in his heart. He thought about how to supplement it, but he must often get some tiger penis in the future. Bull penis is a tonic.
Maybe the little brother can develop a second time and reach the point of racing an ox and chasing a tiger.
Put the washed tiger penis aside, preparing to cook it later, and pick up the edgeless sword to cut some more tiger meat.
There are many tigers in Cangyun Mountain for hundreds of miles. When I was in Cangyun, I ate a lot with Zhu Changshui and others. His old alcoholic master often used tiger whip to brew wine. This made Ye Xiaochuan speechless and thought to him.
The drunkard master is a Taoist monk who is not married. Why is he drinking tiger penis wine all day long? He is not afraid of getting angry and causing nosebleeds?
He slashed with his sword and prepared to make a pot of tiger bone soup, but a round object rolled out of the tiger's belly. Fortunately, Ye Xiaochuan had quick eyesight and caught it instantly, otherwise it would have rolled into the small river in front of him.
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The thing rolling out of the tiger's belly was very strange. It was covered with dirty blood. After washing it with river water, it turned out to be an oval ball, like a goose egg, but it was larger than a goose egg, and the eggshell was also thin.
It's not off-white, but red like a flame.
Ye Xiaochuan said in surprise: "Jise, if I remember correctly, tigers lay cubs, right? How do they lay an egg?"
Jie Se, who had just washed the tiger skin, looked at Ye Xiaochuan holding an oval red ball in his hand and was very surprised.
But then, his eyes lit up and he said excitedly: "Boss, we've made it!"
Ye Xiaochuan looked at the inexplicable alertness suspiciously and said, "What do you mean?"
Jiese said: "Pigs have pig treasures, cows have cow treasures, this thing is probably a tiger treasure. We are rich! A pig treasure the size of an egg can buy at least a thousand taels of silver. This tiger treasure is bigger than a goose egg.
