Pretending to be crazy is a very tiring job. After pretending for several days, it is useless. The only gain is that there are many more fruits and bananas in the house. The greedy Wangcai has eaten enough and is not willing to live with Ye Xiaochuan.
In the same room, Ye Xiaochuan felt that he would really turn into a monkey if he continued like this.
Yang Jiu's mind is not firm enough now. He has failed to attack Lingji several times in more than a year. He doesn't take risks now. Attacking the gateway of life and death is very dangerous. If he doesn't do it well, he will be doomed. Therefore, Yang Jiu has not been able to do anything recently.
Practice and take care of your senior brother’s food and daily life.
Since moving to the Elder's Home, she has become neighbors with Gu Pan'er and Zhao Wuji. Gu Pan'er goes to the yard where Ye Xiaochuan lives every two days, and she even claims to care about her fellow students and take care of the patients. Everyone can see how thoughtful she is.
Impure.
Master Jingxuan had already caused trouble for the drunken Taoist several times because of this matter, asking the drunken Taoist to discipline his stupid apprentice and stop him from hanging around with his favorite female disciple all day long.
At first, the drunk Taoist taught Ye Xiaochuan a lesson, but later he got annoyed by Jingxuan's remarks, so he was too lazy to pay attention to the matters between his children.
Can you blame my apprentice for this? You didn’t see that my stupid apprentice stayed out of the yard all day long. It was your proud woman who snuck into my stupid apprentice’s room all day long. The yellow-flowered girl didn’t know how to restrain herself. Let me
What's the matter, disciple?
These words made Master Jingxuan so angry that he scolded Gu Pan'er severely when he returned. As a result, Gu Pan'er was taught the lesson in person and ran to the yard next door the next morning.
Master Jingxuan was extremely angry. They said that no female university student could be retained. It seemed that her disciples could not be retained. Now that Gu Paner had reached the realm of Lingji, she, as a master, taught everything she could, so she
I don't have the energy to care about it, so I'd better seize the time to practice and hit the ninth level of heaven and human realm.
Yu Jizi has secretly left Cangyun for some time. The atmosphere in Cangyun Sect has become increasingly uncomfortable recently. Ye Xiaochuan rarely goes out and feels a little depressed.
On this day, many elders from the Presbytery went to the Samsara Hall to discuss matters. Ye Xiaochuan was lying on the wall of the courtyard, watching Zhao Wuji and Chang Xiaoman sitting cross-legged in meditation in the courtyard next door, absorbing the purple glow of the morning.
Although Chang Xiaoman married Cangyun and is Cangyun's daughter-in-law, what she practiced was not Cangyun's true method, but the Ziwei Heart Determination of the Ziwei Sect. When she practiced it, three flowers gathered on the top of her head, and the purple energy filled the air.
Very pretty.
As for Zao Wuji, you can't see it. There is just a ball of green air swirling two feet above his head. The level of splendor is far less than that of his wife Chang Xiaoman.
Seeing the two of them finishing their work, Ye Xiaochuan said: "Senior Brother Zhao, your professional skills are not good. You are far behind Senior Sister Xiaoman. Senior Sister Xiaoman has already gathered three flowers at the top, and five Qi are in full swing. You only have one on your head."
It's so green that it looks unlucky."
Zhao Wuji laughed and didn't answer.
He has reached the realm of spiritual tranquility, his cultivation level is one level higher than Chang Xiaoman's, and he has gathered the three flowers and five qi into one. How can Chang Xiaoman compare?
Chang Xiaoman stood up and said, "Xiaochuan, aren't you going crazy today?"
Ye Xiaochuan rolled his eyes and said, "How come you can't remember how many times I've said it? I am Sun Wukong, the Monkey King of the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain! Don't call me Xiaochuan from now on. This name is too vulgar."
As he said that, he patted his head, took out a book from the Qiankun bag, and said: "I have something good to give you. I got it when I was buying a book about villains in Tianshui City the year before last. The shopkeeper said
It's a unique and unique copy, absolutely awesome! I originally planned to use it myself, but since you are married, I will lend it to you first."
Zhao Wuji and Chang Xiaoman were both interested, and they didn't know what Ye Xiaochuan wanted to give them.
Ye Xiaochuan threw the book away, and Chang Xiaoman caught it. It was a thick book, and he flipped through a few pages. He saw that there were scenes of two naked men and women having sex, all kinds of things.
There are all poses, and some pictures even use auxiliary props, and there are text annotations below the pictures.
This is actually an erotic book.
Chang Xiaoman screamed, blushed, and quickly closed the book in his hand. Zhao Wuji, who was standing next to him, came over and said, "Xiaoman, what's wrong? What book is it, let me read it!"
"What are you looking at!"
Chang Xiaoman became angry and threw the book in his hand at Ye Xiaochuan on the wall. Ye Xiaochuan caught it casually and said: "Why don't you want it? What a good erotic book. I spent a lot of money to buy it.
, the only copy in the world, with endless magical uses..."
"Shameless!"
Chang Xiaoman felt that talking to Ye Xiaochuan was a kind of torture, so he turned around and ran into the house with a red face.
When Zhao Wuji heard that it was an erotic book, he also blushed. Seeing Ye Xiaochuan preparing to put the book away, he suddenly climbed up the wall and said with a dry smile: "Xiaochuan, can you let me read it?"
Ye Xiaochuan was overjoyed, shook the erotic book in his hand, and said: "You still know the goods, one hundred taels of silver."
Zhao Wuji was stunned and said, "Didn't you just say that it was a gift?"
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Just now was just now, and now is now. One hundred taels of silver is not worth a penny less."
Zhao Wuji reluctantly took out five twenty-two-weight silver shells and whispered: "This is the private money I have saved for ten years..."
The transaction was successful and the money was settled. Zhao Wuji happily took the erotic book and left, while Ye Xiaochuan also slid down the wall with satisfaction.
As soon as he came down, he turned around and saw his junior sisters Yang Jiujiu and Gu Pan'er looking at him with dark faces.
Gu Pan'er said: "Ye Xiaochuan, you are so shameless. You actually resold forbidden books at Cangyun Gate. Are you not afraid of being punished by crossing the cliff again?"
Ye Xiaochuan pretended to be stupid and said blankly: "I am the Monkey King, what should I be afraid of? It seems that there have been many foreign disciples on the mountain in the past two days. Could it be that I am dazzled?"
Gu Pan'er said angrily: "You read that right, many disciples from other sects have indeed come to Cangyun recently, and your old acquaintances and friends have also come."
"My old acquaintances and friends? I, the Monkey King, still have friends? Are they sworn to my sworn brother, the Bull Demon King?"
"Ye Xiaochuan, Ye Xiaochuan... you brat, get out of here! Why did you move..."
At this moment, a woman's cry came from outside the hospital. The voice was very familiar.
Ye Xiaochuan was stunned for a moment, and then he felt his legs were weak and his ears hurt. The person who came here was really the Bull Demon King!
Ye Xiaochuan ran away and said to his junior sister and Gu Pan'er behind him: "Why is Baili Yuan here? She is a crazy woman! You two listen, just say I'm not here, just say I'm sick, just
He said that I have turned into a stinky monkey, don’t let this shrew in... Ah, Baili, I heard your voice from so far away, so I came out to greet you. I haven’t seen you for a long time. I miss you so much! Oh, it turns out,
Sister Xiaochi is here too!"
Before Ye Xiaochuan finished speaking, he saw Bailiyuan and Xiaochi walking in, and he immediately put on a disgusting face.
