Ye Xiaochuan was asked by a group of senior brothers how to chat with a beautiful fairy and how to pick up a beautiful fairy with both beauty and figure.
Topics among stinky men can never be separated from women. When Ye Xiaochuan heard these topics, he immediately became energetic. As a beast who started teasing Cangyun's female disciple at the age of eight, he was the most qualified to speak on this topic.
Everyone felt that he was making sense after listening to his nonsense. Some shameless guys had already taken out pens and paper and started taking notes. Among them, Li Dawen interrupted Academician Ye Xiaochuan's speech report from time to time and asked some questions about what he had done.
There is nothing to understand.
It blew from the sky to the valley. Everyone was fascinated by it and benefited a lot. They pulled Ye Xiaochuan and refused to let him go, making him stay up all night to teach his lessons.
I had no choice, so I found a secluded place, lit a few bonfires, and held a tea party with the theme of "How to communicate emotionally with fairies."
From the initial seven or eight elite disciples, the participants quickly developed into a symposium with nearly a hundred people. Ye Xiaochuan was surrounded by people like stars holding the moon in his arms, and he talked endlessly about his many years of experience in Hua Cong.
Everyone still believed his fallacies, because this boy's popularity with women was really good. He was rubbed around by a group of women all day long. Ye Xiaochuan was the only one in the Cangyun Sect. This was a successful case.
Ye Xiaochuan has a saying that everyone agrees with. If you want to seduce a beautiful fairy, you must first integrate into this group of fairies. Only then will you have the chance to embrace a beautiful woman. No matter how handsome you are, you will never be with a beautiful woman in your life.
The fairy said that he would never have a chance in his life and he deserved to be single all his life.
"To sum up, there are three points. The first is not afraid of death, the second is shamelessness, and the third is shamelessness in death. Women are made of water. As long as you practice your shamelessness well enough, you can always impress the other person. Let's first
Let’s talk about the issue of not being afraid of death. You just said that I have good luck with women. Look at the back of my head and my ears. These are all costs. If you are afraid of death, be prepared to be single for the rest of your life..."
It is said that practice is the only criterion for testing truth. After Ye Xiaochuan talked for more than an hour, he felt his mouth was dry and his tongue was dry. These good students began to let Academician Ye Xiaochuan demonstrate on the spot.
Ye Xiaochuan refused.
Everyone insisted.
Ye Xiaochuan refused again.
After three rounds, Ye Xiaochuan had no choice but to reluctantly agree to give these unpromising guys a test on the spot, lest they shamelessly question this great sage's method of picking up girls.
Gu Jianchi had long seen a large group of disciples gathered around and didn't know what they were doing, so he asked Sun Yao, "Junior Brother Sun, what's going on over there? Why is it so noisy?"
Sun Yao said with a strange expression: "It seems that Ye Xiaochuan has come up with something else and is telling some of his fallacies."
Gu Jianchi thought that Ye Xiaochuan was bragging about his battle with Zhulong again, or about sneaking into the temple alone and killing the old soul-eating demon.
He is not interested in other things, but he is very interested in Ye Xiaochuan killing the old soul-eating demon. Until now, Ye Xiaochuan has not talked about the battle with the old soul-eating demon, only about the battle with the old soul-eating demon.
After fighting for 30,000 rounds near Black Rock Mountain, the last two swords stabbed the soul-eating old demon to death. As for the details, Ye Xiaochuan, a guy who likes to brag, explained them with Spring and Autumn brushwork. This made Gu Jianchi feel that Ye
Xiaochuan was afraid that it was not that simple to kill the old soul-eating demon, so he walked over to listen.
I was very disappointed. When I got closer, I realized that Ye Xiaochuan was not bragging about how brave and powerful he was, but was teaching the way of flowers he had learned over the years to the hundreds of male disciples around him who were holding notebooks to record.
Just as he was about to leave, Ye Xiaochuan couldn't stand the heckling of Li Wendao and others, and insisted on Ye Xiaochuan bringing a fairy to practice on the spot.
Sun Yao was furious. As a righteous disciple, he openly talked about how to molest young girls from good families. It was really a shame for Cangyun. He was about to step forward to stop him and punish the leader Ye Xiaochuan.
Unexpectedly, Gu Jianchi reached out to stop him, signaling him not to act rashly.
Sun Yao's heart moved, he glanced at Gujianchi, and without saying anything, he retreated behind Gujianchi.
Ye Xiaochuan waved his hand at this moment and said: "You losers, let me show you what this great sage can do tonight."
Just at this moment, the female disciple who had been a guest at Piaomiao Pavilion yesterday came back, and a large group of people came roaring.
Li Daodao looked at it, and then suggested to Ye Xiaochuan: "Grand Master Ye, Senior Sister Cangyun Sect are all familiar with you. It is definitely not possible to deal with these Senior Sisters. You saw the veiled one walking with Senior Sister Ning and the others.
Is it the woman in pink? Yes, yes, it’s Yang Ling’er, the saint of Piaomiao Pavilion. Everyone knows that Fairy Yufu always wears a veil. If you lift her veil and don’t get beaten, we will be convinced!”
Everyone agreed with a roar.
Ye Xiaochuan pointed at Li Wendao and cursed loudly, saying: "You have evil intentions and want me to die. Learning from the shallower to the deeper is the principle of learning. You gave me the ultimate problem as soon as you started. It's too difficult. Fairy Yufu
She is the Saint of Piaomiao Pavilion, with a weird personality. If I take off her veil, she will definitely be beaten to death! Don’t you know how fast the fish intestine dagger is?"
Li asked: "In this way, we can prove the means. Are you afraid?"
Ye Xiaochuan stroked his sleeves and said: "Afraid? I, Ye Xiaochuan, are so bold. I don't know how to write the word "fear" when I grow up. Okay, you wait, isn't it just to lift the veil and not get beaten? I will show you right now.
have a look!"
Ye Xiaochuan originally didn't plan to mess around with these people, but when he saw his senior brother Gu Jianchi and Sun Yao from a distance, he had to stop messing around.
I cannot be a role model among young heroes. Du Chun is right. I am not as powerful as my senior brother and not as cruel as Sun Yao. I should continue to be a playboy with no ambitions and fool around all day long, so as not to make my senior brother wary of me.
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Everyone found a bunker and pretended to be Voldemort, preparing to watch the show. Ye Xiaochuan swaggered towards the group of fairies who were chatting and laughing.
These fairies are all as beautiful as flowers, including Baili Yuan, Ning Xiangruo, Yang Liudi, Gu Pan'er, Yang Shijiu, Ouyang Caiyu, Chang Xiaoman, Hu Daoxin, and Yang Ling'er, Yang Yishuang and others from Piaomiao Pavilion.
If you carry it out, it will knock down a large piece.
Du Chun was holding a large meat bone in his hand and leaning on a big rock. While chewing on the meat bone, he watched Ye Xiaochuan walking towards the group of beautiful fairies with great interest.
Suddenly, Li Wenwen emerged from nowhere and said, "Senior sister, my performance today is not bad."
Du Chundao: "It's remarkable. The performance is a bit exaggerated and lacks tension and depth. There is still room for improvement."
Li asked: "Sister, you asked me to instigate Junior Brother Xiaochuan to provoke Fairy Yufu. Doesn't this make him unlucky? How did Junior Brother Xiaochuan offend you?"
Du Chun said: "You don't understand. He should be unlucky now. The more embarrassed and unlucky he is now, the easier his life will be in the future."
As she said that, she glanced intentionally or unintentionally in the direction of the senior brother and Sun Yao in the dark corner in the distance.
