Ye Xiaochuan is working tirelessly as an emotional mentor. He likes this job. It not only satisfies his need to brag to the maximum extent, but also makes a lot of money. He has made a major decision and will stay away from him in the future.
I have changed my career from petty theft to a great career in education. Now I will try my hand at it. When I return to Cangyun, I will open an emotional training class. I will probably get a lot of money for the registration fee alone, and I will also gain a good teacher.
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The reputation is much better than that of Cangyun Big Mouse.
The content of his lecture can be summed up in three words: shameless. As a young virgin who has laughed proudly for many years, his analysis still makes some sense. For example, what he said at this moment: "In the relationship between men and women, the man
To take the initiative, women are more reserved and cannot let women take the initiative. At this time, men have to display their super shameless traits.
The journey of love is bumpy, so don’t be discouraged after being rejected once. No matter how tired or hard it is, just treat yourself as a two-hundred-and-five. No matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a two-skinned person. Let’s encourage you together.”
Su Qin took a small note and seemed a little confused, so he raised his hand and asked, "Xiaochuan, will this stalking cause the other party to resent you?" Ye Xiaochuan said: "You are on to the right point, women like it."
What's more, she will give you a slap in the face and give you a jujube. Every time she makes you feel desperate, she will give you a feeling that she has a chance to catch you. As long as you have spotted your prey, you shouldn't let it go easily.
Almost all women are enjoying the process of men stalking her. This can greatly satisfy the twisted and perverted female pride in her heart, and she feels that she is an unparalleled beauty in the world. Of course, not all women are like this.
In this way, for example, Senior Sister Yunqi Youyun is a special case. If you stalk her, she will break two of your legs and maybe give you a discount on the third leg. Of course,
Stalking does not mean following a woman shamelessly all day long and flattering her, which will make her look down on you. For example, Senior Brother Sun Yao used to pursue Gu Paner crazily.
He was just like a bastard, but he failed in the end. This is a bloody lesson and a big taboo in pursuing women."
Qi Feiyuan raised his hand and said: "Then how can we grasp this degree? Do you have any good methods? You are really good at being a woman. You are envious of others. Please teach me, brother."
Everyone spent three thousand taels, and they were all super VIP users. Ye Xiaochuan would naturally reveal some real burdens. He said: "Habit, habit is a terrible thing. You can give it to the one you like every day.
If a girl gives you something delicious, fun, jewelry, etc., as long as the other person accepts your kindness, it means that the other person at least has no objection to you. This is a good sign. As long as the other person gradually develops the feeling of you around him.
In addition to this habit, when one day you suddenly stop sending her delicious food or going to see her, she will think, why don't you pester her anymore? Is it true that she is old and yellow? Is it possible that these few of you
Yue is lukewarm to you and makes you give up? She is in love with you.
Now? This is a great time for feelings to explode. As long as she starts to take the initiative to look for you, you can take advantage of the situation. When a woman goes to bed with a man, I don’t need to say the rest, right? Look at Sun
Yao and Meihezi..."
Several old men sitting cross-legged in the tree hole were taking notes and raising their thumbs to Ye Xiaochuan. These three thousand taels were not wasted, and they really learned something.
They are all good people, all disciples of the righteous path. They have been the top leaders of their respective sects since they were young. Their masters and elders only taught them how to practice cultivation and how to behave, but almost no one taught them how to deal with it.
The complicated love between children.
Ye Xiaochuan was raised by drunken Taoists and has been among women since he was a child.
How could a drunk Taoist take care of a child? Before he was five years old, Ye Xiaochuan was almost always raised by Ning Xiangruo and other female disciples from Samsara Peak. He was self-taught. He dared not say anything else. In terms of teasing fairies from good families, it would be difficult for gentlemen like Qi Feiyuan to flirt with him.
and.
My mouth was dry as I spoke, so naturally I drank some wine to moisten my throat. I was ready to continue talking later. I was inflated by everyone's enthusiasm and prepared to talk all night long.
Unexpectedly, when he looked up, he saw Yun Qiyou standing at the entrance of the cave with a face full of black lines. The little saint Ziyan was flapping her wings and hanging at the entrance of the cave, covering her mouth and laughing softly.
Ye Xiaochuan stood up suddenly. When he saw Yun Qiyou's familiar face, he immediately turned around and ran away. However, he forgot that he was in the tree hole. When he turned around, his nose hit the tree wall. He was so painful that he shed tears.
Come down, cover your nose and squat on the ground like a prawn.
Everyone turned around and saw Yun Qiyou. Everyone immediately looked at Yun Qiyou and Ye Xiaochuan with very strange and ambiguous eyes.
Yun Qiyou didn't go into the tree hole. She and Zi Yan had been standing at the entrance of the tree hole for a while. She could clearly hear Ye Xiaochuan's boasting inside, and he even used himself as an example. It was really disgusting!
She said calmly: "Are you free now? The great wizard wants to see us."
Ye Xiaochuan said subconsciously: "I don't have time, I'm very busy, you... wait, the great wizard wants to see us? I have time, I have nothing else to do."
Ye Xiaochuan pinched his nose and stood up. He came here to find the great wizard of the elves. He thought he would have to wait until tomorrow. Unexpectedly, the great wizard was also impatient. He wanted to summon him overnight. He had to go, even if his legs were damaged.
Yunqiyou is on sale, so you have to crawl.
He said to Jiese and others: "Let's stop talking about it tonight. You should review it carefully. I will talk to you in detail later when I have time. I have business to do and will leave first."
Everyone also knew more or less the purpose of Ye Xiaochuan's visit to Northern Xinjiang this time, and they all waved their hands to Ye Xiaochuan, asking him to leave early and come back early.
After leaving the tree hole, it was not very dark outside. After all, it was not deep in the woods where stars and moonlight could not be seen underground. Being high in the sky, the moonlight was still very bright.
Purple smoke flew back and forth in front of Ye Xiaochuan, saying: "Master Ye, are you the flower-picking thief among humans?"
Ye Xiaochuan was greatly embarrassed, and secretly glanced at Yun Qiyou, who was expressionless, and said: "You are a flower picker, don't talk nonsense!"
Zi Yan smiled and said: "If you are not a flower picker, why are you teaching them how to sleep with women?"
Ye Xiaochuan coughed a few times and said: "This is a great emotional mentor. There is an essential difference between him and a flower picker. You don't understand."
Yun Qiyou listened to Ye Xiaochuan on the side, and her face became darker. She knew what kind of virtue Ye Xiaochuan was, and was too lazy to dwell on this topic anymore. She said to Zi Yan: "Miss Zi Yan, let's go see the great wizard."
