Chapter 24 Diarrhea is good for a while, and diarrhea is always good
After returning home, Wang Tiezhu boiled some of the herbs into water, and when Zhou Danian was not paying attention, he let his parents and Su Xiaoxi drink some. He also drank some, and put the other part of the herbs into the chicken and burned them together.
Soon, the meal was ready.
Zhou Danian sat there arrogantly, waiting for the meal to be served in front of him, which made Wang Tiezhu hateful. This bastard, did he really think of himself as an uncle?
But...you will suffer it soon.
While eating, Zhou Danian kept talking and praised Li Xiaoping for the delicious food. He didn't regard himself as an outsider at all.
When he was about to finish eating, Zhou Danian's complexion suddenly changed. He held his stomach and said, "Let's go to your toilet!"
A few minutes later, Zhou Danian returned to the main room with an ugly face. He covered his buttocks while walking, which was very unnatural.
By this time, everyone had finished eating.
Looking at Zhou Danian's ugly expression, Wang Tiezhu asked with a smile: "Zhou Danian, are you okay?"
"It's okay!"
Zhou Danian rubbed his stomach and cursed in his mind, is everything okay? He suddenly felt like his stomach was turbulent. After he finished defecation, his anus was burning with pain, as if it was cut by a knife.
"hiss"
After sitting on the bench, Zhou Danian took a breath, it hurt.
"Hey, I have to go to the toilet again!"
As a result, as soon as he sat down, his expression changed again, and he hurriedly rushed out of the backyard with his belly in his arms!
Five times in a row, when Zhou Danian came back again, his legs were shaking and his face was as white as if he had been painted with a layer of lime.
"Wang Tiezhu, you are trying to trick me, did you put laxatives in the food?"
Pointing his finger at Wang Tiezhu, Zhou Danian was extremely angry.
Apart from taking laxatives, he really couldn't figure out what was wrong with him. He had diarrhea and collapsed!!
Wang Tiezhu allowed him to stay for dinner without saying anything. This was so abnormal, so he was sure it was Wang Tiezhu's fault.
laxative?
Wang Tiezhu sneered, the herbs he prepared himself were much better than laxatives.
Laxatives only remove the contents of the stomach, but the herbs he prepared will not only remove the contents of the stomach, but also make Zhou Danian feel thirsty all the time, drink water all the time, and then have diarrhea!
Having diarrhea feels good for a while, and it feels good as long as you have diarrhea!
"Don't talk nonsense."
Wang Tiezhu said with a smile, "We all eat the same rice and the same dishes. Why is it that you have the problem and we are all fine? It's obviously your own problem, right?"
"this……"
Zhou Danian was dumbfounded, yes, everyone ate the same food, why was he the only one who kept having diarrhea?
"snort!"
Zhou Danian could only suffer the loss of being dumb and left Wang Tiezhu's home holding his stomach.
"Come to our house for dinner next time."
Seeing Zhou Danian walking away in despair, Wang Tiezhu shouted at his back.
Still coming?
Zhou Danian's body trembled, and he swore that he would never come to Wang Tiezhu's house for dinner again.
This meal left a deep psychological shadow on him.
Seeing Zhou Danian leaving in embarrassment, Su Xiaoxi glanced at Wang Tiezhu, blinked her eyes, and lowered her voice and said, "How bad are you?"
"Hehe...men are not bad, but women don't love them!"
Wang Tiezhu winked at Su Xiaoxi and whispered.
After dinner, it was completely dark. It was very dangerous to drive on the rugged mountain road. Su Xiaoxi simply decided to go back tomorrow morning.
Then the problem comes.
"Where do I live?"
Su Xiaoxi blinked and looked at Wang Tiezhu.
This is a problem.
Wang Tiezhu's parents live in the front room, while Wang Tiezhu lives in the side room at the back. In addition to Wang Tiezhu's room, there are two side rooms, but they are all filled with sundries and are messy. It's too late to clean up now.
.
"How about you squeeze in with me and make do with it for a while?"
Wang Tiezhu said seriously, "My bed is big enough to sleep two people, more than enough!"
"You're going to die!"
Su Xiaoxi's pretty face turned red, and she glared at Wang Tiezhu fiercely. She even pinched the soft flesh on his waist and said, "I feel like you've tricked me. If I really don't have a place to live, then I'll stay here."
Sleep in the car overnight."
She and Wang Tiezhu had just met and they were asked to live in the same room. Why was she so embarrassed?
Bah, what are you thinking? Even if the two have known each other for a long time, they can't live in the same room.
"You're a lobster."
Wang Tiezhu bared his teeth and said, "How about you stay at Tingting's house next door for one night? She usually lives alone, so you two can be company."
After asking clearly who Tingting was, Su Xiaoxi nodded.
"Dong dong dong..."
Wang Tiezhu knocked on the door of Zhong Ting's room. Soon, the door opened, revealing Zhong Ting's tender face.
"Brother Tiezhu! Come in quickly!"
Seeing that it was Wang Tiezhu, Zhong Ting gave a sweet cry, then naturally hugged Wang Tiezhu's arm and pulled him closer to the room.
"Huh? Who is this beautiful sister?"
At this time, Zhong Ting saw Su Xiaoxi, who was standing behind Wang Tiezhu, with a slim figure and excellent temperament.
"Let me introduce, her name is Su Xiaoxi, she is my partner."
Wang Tiezhu took his arm out of Zhong Ting's arms and said, "Tingting, it's dark now and the mountain road is dangerous. It's inconvenient for her to go back. Is it okay to sleep at your house for one night?"
"That's it, no problem."
Zhong Ting smiled and said, "It's good to have someone to keep you company."
They are both beautiful girls with lively personalities. Soon, Zhong Ting and Su Xiaoxi got to know each other well, and they became like sisters.
"Well, where can I take a bath?"
After chatting for a while, Su Xiaoxi yawned. She was a little tired after a busy day and was ready to take a bath and go to bed.
"Oh, take a shower, it's in the back yard."
Zhong Ting pointed to a water tank at the back and said with a smile, "The water in the water tank is filled with water heated by the sun. It can be used for bathing directly. I haven't taken a bath yet. We will wash it together later."
"Ah? Washing in the yard?"
Su Xiaoxi was a little surprised. Although she and Zhong Ting were the only ones at home, and there were no other men, she still felt extremely embarrassed when she was allowed to bathe in the open air in the yard.
"Yes, people in our village all wash themselves like this."
Zhong Ting smiled and said, "It's okay, no one will peek."
"That's not necessarily the case."
Su Xiaoxi glanced at Wang Tiezhu, and the meaning was self-evident.
"..."
Wang Tiezhu has black lines all over his head. Are you that kind of person? Even if you take off your clothes and take a shower in the yard, you...well, you might actually be able to peek!
"Brother Tiezhu is not that kind of person."
Zhong Ting smiled and came to Wang Tiezhu's rescue.
Hearing what Zhong Ting said, Wang Tiezhu nodded with satisfaction. Sure enough, Zhong Ting was good to him. However, Zhong Ting's words immediately made Wang Tiezhu's face turn green.
