Chapter 1201 Postscript fifty-seven teaches the little emperor how to lie down
Chapter 1201 Postscript 57·Teach the little emperor how to lie down
Xie Yan was dragged to the East Palace by the little emperor.
Although the little emperor moved away from the East Palace long ago, he liked the "martial arts field" there. It could be used to practice martial arts, riding skills, Cuju, Chuiwan, and shuttlecock (badminton).
Before reaching the edge of the field, the little emperor asked: "Uncle, how are your playing skills?"
"The free play and single goal are very poor, but the two goal skills are okay." Xie Yan replied.
Cuju was so popular in the Ming Dynasty that when Li Dunshi was doing cement experiments with Xie Yan, he once took time off to play Cuju with his friends.
Even the princess and Qingluan occasionally played for nothing at home, and their playing skills could easily overwhelm Xie Yan.
Cuju is played without a goal. There are many forms, from single player to ten players.
Playing alone is a waste of time and requires the highest level of skill.
The whole body must be straight, but the waist must be bent but not the back, and various routines must be performed. A fixed combination of movements is called a "solution", and there are dozens or hundreds of solutions in total.
The idiom "do your best" comes from the rules of playing Cuju.
As the number of people increases, there are more tricks and rules.
For example, two people fight for nothing.
You can "hit two", stopping the ball with the first kick and kicking back with the second kick. You can also kick randomly, which is the most authentic free kick. You can also kick with only one foot, which is called "pick kick"
.Any part can be used to kick out various tricks. This is called "miscellaneous kicking".
"The Sun and the Moon Passing Through the Palace" is the most interesting. Two players stand opposite each other and must kick two balls at the same time!
If the number of people playing for free increases to ten, depending on the change in the number of footballs, it will be a chaotic dance that can dazzle the audience.
"Liang Fang, here comes the ball!"
As soon as the little emperor shouted, a eunuch threw the ball over.
The little emperor stopped the ball with his chest raised and began to perform the "upside interception", which is a routine of stopping the ball and dribbling using only his shoulders, chest, head and face.
After performing the upper section solution, use the waist, abdomen, and knees to perform the middle section solution.
Xie Yan watched from the side and complained wildly in his heart: This is not the fucking emperor, he is clearly Gao Qiu who has not grown up!
With your skills, do you still need others to give in?
Suddenly, the little emperor made a mistake in the "Xiazhulian" solution and accidentally dropped the football to the ground. In order to cover up his embarrassment, he kicked the ball to Xie Yan: "Little uncle, you can also do some tricks."
After receiving the ball, Xie Yan tried his best to perform like riding a bicycle and doing pirouettes in Marseille, which made the little emperor and eunuchs laugh.
The little emperor shouted: "Little uncle, when the fight is in vain, the angry stick cannot fall to the ground. This is your trick of double-door Cuju!"
White play and single goal are both traditional kicking methods of the Song Dynasty, and the football cannot be touched.
Double-door Cuju is a kicking method introduced by Zhu Guoxiang and Zhu Ming. This kind of kicking is played in the military, and it is also popular among the people.
"Then double doors," Xie Yan said, "I don't know how to do it for free or single doors."
The little emperor said: "A double door is a double door!"
There were not enough people, so they decided to play five-a-side football. Xie Yan and the little emperor each chose four eunuchs as teammates.
These eunuchs are all children between the ages of 10 and 13.
In the Ming Dynasty, where child labor was everywhere, he was castrated and sent to the palace at an early age, but he actually lived a happier life than many child laborers.
Facing a group of children, 17-year-old Xie Yan was strong and thought he could beat them.
That’s weird!
This guy was riding a bicycle when he was suddenly approached by the little emperor. Xie Yan was swayed a few times but could not get past him, and he did not dare to rely on his physical advantage to confront the little emperor. When a little eunuch also came over to attack him, he was frightened.
He quickly passed it back to his teammates.
Then, I encountered a teammate who deliberately released the ball, slowly caught the ball and was intercepted!
Xie Yan was confused, am I trying to fight 1 against 9?
The young genius Xie Xueshi was so angry that he yelled at the eunuch who let off steam: "No one is allowed to give in!"
The little emperor also shouted: "Yes, don't let me go again!"
Under the strong request of the two people, the eunuchs finally became more serious.
At least, I don’t dare to blatantly show off anymore.
Xie Yan's football skills are considered the worst, but the opponent also has loopholes. No matter who on the opposite side gets the ball, no matter how far away the football is from the little emperor, they will do everything possible to pass the ball to the little emperor.
Therefore, Xie Yan only needed to defend the little emperor.
Similarly, the little emperor also focused on defending Xie Yan. Because other eunuchs did not dare to confront the little emperor and did not dare to attack too hard, they also liked to pass the ball to Xie Yan.
Xie Yan and this little kid emperor were actually evenly matched.
He really didn't let anything go, he was just avoiding physical confrontation. But if he didn't engage in physical confrontation, how could his skills be as good as the little emperor?
After one game, 8 to 17.
Xie Yan was defeated miserably.
Damn, it's more tiring than fighting the princess for 300 rounds. These little eunuchs are all secretly letting go and not cooperating.
The eunuch is really bad!
Xie Yan was so exhausted that he lay down on the spot after a while.
The little emperor's eyes actually shone when he saw it. He also followed Xie Yan's example and lay down on the ground, and even rolled around very comfortably.
A palace maid came over to remind: "The ground in the official house is very dirty. If a saint sees it..."
The little emperor immediately interrupted his lecture: "My uncle can lie down, why can't I?"
"The majesty of the Heavenly Family...the majesty..." the palace maid muttered.
Xie Yancai was too lazy to care about this. He lay on the ground, looked at the blue sky, and raised his legs.
The little emperor followed suit and lay down with his legs crossed. He said excitedly, "It's really comfortable. My uncle knows how to enjoy it."
Xie Yan said: "After strenuous exercise, you cannot lie down immediately. You have to slow down for a while like I did."
"I know, I know," the little emperor said on a whim, directing the group of little eunuchs who had just played, "You all also lie down, and you are not allowed to stand anymore!"
The little eunuchs looked at each other.
The little emperor threatened again: "I am lying down, but you are standing. Do you want to have a higher status than me?"
The little eunuchs were so frightened that they immediately fell to the ground.
The maids didn't know how to deal with it. They wanted to persuade the emperor to pay attention to the majesty of the heavenly family, but they were afraid of offending the emperor by persuading too much. They didn't want to lie down on the dirty ground, but they didn't dare to stand taller than the emperor.
After thinking about it, the maids squatted down one after another, and some even knelt on the ground.
Seeing this, Xie Yan could only sit up.
However, the little emperor did not sit up and continued to lie there. Seeing the awkward postures of the palace maids, he shouted: "You just need to step back!"
As if they had been granted amnesty, the maids retreated far away and finally dared to stand normally.
The little emperor looked at the sky: "Lying down and looking at the sky like this, I feel different, more... more comfortable than before."
Xie Yan couldn't laugh or cry.
The first skill we teach the little emperor is to lie down on his mother's back?
The little emperor was particularly happy today: "Uncle, you are so awesome, you can actually score eight goals. In the past, they would not have dared to score a single goal. Even if they had to give me the ball, they still acted like a little bit."
Xie Yan was still upset and said: "If they don't give up the ball, I will definitely win today!"
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"Hahaha, little uncle, keep up the good work." The little emperor gloated.
Xie Yan said: "Let's take a rest and then we'll play shuttlecock."
Shuttlecock is a badminton, and the racket and ball are very similar to modern badminton.
In addition, football has been an inflatable ball since the Tang Dynasty. It has an animal bladder inside and eight pieces of leather sewn on the outside.
In the Song Dynasty, twelve pieces of leather were sewn on the outside, and its appearance was exactly the same as that of modern football.
The double-door Cuju brought by Ju Ming added a layer of padding between the inner and outer layers to make the football heavier. Otherwise, the ball would be too light and impossible to play with.
The two were lying on the ground chatting. Queen Mother Ye, Zhu Tangxi, Tao Jinfeng and others were already walking together and slowly walking towards this side.
"That's..." Queen Mother Ye was stunned.
But they saw Xie Yan, the young emperor, and the young eunuch lying on the ground, while the maids stood at a distance and felt uneasy.
The little emperor even imitated Xie Yan and pulled out a straw tendon from nowhere and put it in his mouth.
Zhu Tangxi was so embarrassed that she put her hand on her forehead, as if she didn't recognize Xie Yan.
Only Tao Jinfeng was holding back a smile.
Queen Mother Ye's chest heaved with anger: "This is really unreasonable!"
Tao Jinfeng said in a low voice: "That's fine. Officials are usually too restrained. It's rare to be so comfortable and comfortable. Relaxation is a long-term solution. It's not beautiful to be tense all the time."
Queen Mother Ye thought carefully for a moment, turned around and said, "Let's not go there, let's give him a day off."
Everyone agreed and turned around to leave.
After continuing to walk for a while, Zhu Tangxi complained: "Xie Liulang is ignorant of etiquette. Please forgive me, sister-in-law."
Queen Mother Ye couldn't help but laugh: "When you talk to your lover, you call me sister-in-law, right?"
Zhu Tangxi pursed her lips and smiled, acquiescing.
Queen Mother Ye said: "Since the official family likes it, you can take Xie Liulang to the palace to play once a month. Alas, the late emperor's situation was complicated in his later years. The child had no playmates since he was a child, but his childhood was really pitiful."
Tao Jinfeng said: "It would be better to select a few young men of the same age to serve as companions in the palace."
Queen Mother Ye shook her head: "The accompanying reading has a profound impact. Let me think about it carefully."
Over there, Xie Yan had already gotten up and was playing badminton with the little emperor.
I can't beat you in football, but I'm really good at badminton.
Don't spoil the little brat!
After losing more than ten goals in a row, the little emperor threw the racket away and angrily accused: "You are bullying me!"
Xie Yan asked: "Can't the official family afford to lose?"
The little emperor said: "You are several years older than me, you are taller than me, your arms are longer than mine, and you can run faster than me. How can I win the shuttlecock?"
Xie Yan said: "If those overseas countries were defeated by the Ming army, would they also complain like this? Oh, the Ming Dynasty's land is vaster than ours, the Ming Dynasty's population is more numerous than ours, and the Ming Dynasty's firearms are sharper than ours. If the officials of those countries were
Sovereign, what should we do?"
The little emperor thought seriously: "First make your country strong, and then find an opportunity to go to war with the Ming Dynasty."
"The official should practice shuttlecock more, and come to me for revenge when he grows up." Xie Yan said with a smile.
The little emperor rolled his eyes: "Let's compete in equestrian skills!"
Xie Yan said: "I admit defeat."
The little emperor added: "Let's compete in archery."
Xie Yan said: "I also admit defeat."
The little emperor became happy again: "Then your riding and shooting are not as good as mine!"
"Would you like to read a book?" Xie Yan asked.
The little emperor saw through him at a glance: "Huh, another trick to persuade me to study wholeheartedly."
Xie Yan said: "Just tell me whether you dare or not. I have never read Taixi and Tianfang Kingdoms. Let's pick a book at random and start reading from tomorrow. Let's see who learns better in a month."
"I'm not afraid of you, I'm very good at endorsements!" the little emperor held his head high.
There is always a strange desire to win among men.
The phrase "Can you touch that leaf?" can make a group of men jump around under the tree.