Chapter 121 Dong Zhuo plays Zhang Fei, Jing Ju plays Hei Niu! Hot eyes!
"Your Majesty, why don't you go to the front camp to appease General Qin? He has been scolded by the Chu army all day long, and he may have psychological problems."
Meng Tian said worriedly.
Ying Zheng put down the documents in his hand and said strangely:
"Can Qin Feng have psychological problems? It would be great if he doesn't cause problems for others!"
Meng Tian smiled bitterly and shook his head:
"If you can fight back, then there will be no problem.
But the problem is, because General Wang ordered that he was not allowed to leave the camp, so General Qin could only be scolded, which was very uncomfortable.
Yesterday, because he ran to the watchtower to talk back, he was almost successfully attacked by the Chu army's sharpshooters."
Ying Zheng nodded slightly and said:
"Send the order, keep an eye on Qin Feng, and be sure not to let him make any more moves."
Meng Tian said doubtfully:
"Ah? What does the king mean?"
"What I mean is, let him be scolded for a few days! Give him a good temper!
If you walk sideways all day long, beat dogs and scold chickens, and suffer no loss at all, can you grow?"
Ying Zheng's meaning was very simple. He felt that this was an opportunity to train Qin Feng.
Although this kid always surprises me, his temperament is really out of the ordinary.
If jade is not polished, it cannot be made into a weapon. If it is not sharpened, how can it take on a great responsibility?
Qin Feng is still so young and can serve as prime minister to the future prince, making Da Qin bigger and stronger and creating greater glory!
Meng Tian had no choice but to silently mourn for Qin Feng in his heart.
Boss, I have tried my best, and I have no choice but to wrong you this time.
Just when Meng Tian was about to leave the camp and go to the front army camp.
Suddenly, a messenger came galloping over, dismounted from his horse, came to Ying Zheng, and reported loudly:
"Your Majesty! The Chu army came out of the camp again and yelled! General Qin surrendered to the Chu army!"
Ying Zheng suddenly opened his eyes in disbelief, stood up suddenly, and shouted:
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! How could Qin Feng surrender to the Chu army?"
Meng Tian was also shocked and broke out in a cold sweat. If Qin Feng really led a camp of 100,000 former troops to surrender to the Chu army, and now turned against him, wouldn't it mean that the Chinese army would not be protected? The king would not be protected?
The messenger scratched his head and looked puzzled. Isn't it just jumping into the air? What's so surprising about this?
At this moment, another messenger rushed over and loudly reported:
"Your Majesty! General Qin used the tactic of flying all over the sky to defeat the Chu army!
The Chu people who called for battle were completely defeated! Defeated and retreated to the camp! Several people on the spot were so angry that they fainted!"
Ying Zheng was stunned and speechless.
I asked you to lead the troops in a war, why would you jump at them???
Meng Tian was also shocked. He had heard that gold juice was used to defend the city, but had he never heard of this technique being used in the field?
As expected of Boss Qin! So powerful!
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In the Chu army's camp, when the generals saw Zhongli Mei who had gone out to call for battle and was carried back in such a miserable state, they all immediately turned around and vomited.
Jing Ju said with disgust on his face:
"Zhongli Mei! Didn't I ask you to call the formation? Are you going to eat shit secretly?"
Xiang Liang frowned and said:
"Lord Jing, why are you so... ugh... sarcastic? It's all for Da Chu... ugh!"
Zhongli Mei was about to cry but had no tears. He took off his armor and asked someone to bring him water. He washed it several times, but he still felt that the smell on his body lasted for a long time.
He felt that he was going to have a psychological shadow.
"General Zhongli? What is going on?"
"Qin Feng, the dog thief, actually jumped into the air and attacked me!"
Zhong Lizhen gritted his teeth and said, he wished he could tear Qin Feng alive!
Xiang Liang frowned slightly:
"No way? The formation team is three hundred steps away from the Qin army's camp. How can it be attacked by surprise?"
Zhongli Mei shook his head with a sad face:
"The general doesn't know. All he sees is that the sky is blocked and the sun is covered, like rain, and large swaths of mud are coming towards his face!"
Upon hearing this, Jing Ju, who screamed the most happily, became silent.
There is no other way. It will be his turn to go out and call for battle tomorrow. What if Qin Feng slaps him in the face?
This guy really doesn’t have the arrogance of a noble! He dares to use any dirty means!
The commander of the former army camp is Xiang Liang. As Xiang Yan's son, he also has extremely keen intuition.
"Starting from tomorrow, continue to call for formation, send people to climb high and look into the distance to see what weapon he used to project it!"
He knew very well that since Qin Feng could throw the toilet so far, sooner or later he would also throw the stone this far!
This is a weapon of mass destruction! We must take precautions in time!
"ah?"
Jing Ju was immediately dumbfounded, he would be the one to call the formation tomorrow!
If he were hit head-on, would he still be alive?
But he didn't dare to refuse directly.
Xiang Liang is a straight-tempered person. If he offends him, what should he do if he gets angry and cuts himself off?
Jing Ju rolled his eyes and immediately patted his head:
"Hahaha! I have a way! I can defeat others without fighting!"
On the second day, Qin Feng looked at the gifts sent by Chu Jun on the table and couldn't help but fell into deep thought.
A goose-yellow girl's long dress, and a pink embroidered mandarin duck robe. If you get closer, you can smell a faint fragrance. I don't know which concubine it was just stripped from.
The Chu army envoy said respectfully:
"General Jing said, since General Qin is so timid and can't avoid fighting and behaves like a little girl, then he should put on this concubine's clothes and dance between the two armies."
Qin Feng nodded and asked:
"Do you have any talents?"
The Chu army envoy was stunned:
"No...no."
"Drag it down and chop it!"
"Wait a minute! The two armies are fighting. Bu Zhan is here to envoy!"
Qin Feng suddenly laughed and said to Hei Niu:
"You're really fucking bullying me for being uneducated? It's obvious that the two armies are at war without killing the musician!"
Black Bull gives a thumbs up:
"As expected of Boss Qin, he is so damn educated!"
Seeing the envoy of the Chu army being dragged down crying for his father and mother, Hei Niu couldn't help but ask:
"This dress is quite nice. Boss, do you want it? If not, I will take it back and give it to my wife to wear."
Qin Feng was happy: "Okay!"
At noon, the Chu army appeared outside the former army camp again.
Jing Ju was very careful to hide among the crowd, for fear of being sprayed all over him.
"It shouldn't be! Logically speaking, Qin Feng is young and energetic, and he is at the age where he is brave and fierce.
How can you not be angry when you are ridiculed as a concubine?"
Just when Jing Ju was confused, a goose-yellow silhouette appeared on the watchtower of the Qin army camp.
I saw that beautiful figure with its back to the Chu army, twisting and twisting, twisting its waist and raising its hips, holding hands with flowers, and posing.
Jing Ju couldn't help but marveled:
"Hey! I didn't expect Qin Feng's taste to be quite unique! He is so strong even when he carries his concubine with him!
But she seems to have a good figure and a really big butt!”
Just as Jing Ju was commenting and admiring, the goose-yellow figure suddenly turned around.
Hei Niu revealed his dark and rugged face, his neatly combed middle parting, and a large tuft of chest hair. He winked at Jing Ju and sang in a high-pitched voice:
"The little girl was only twenty-eight years old, and her hair was cut off by her master when she was still young~
I am a girl, not a boy~
Jingju, little geigei~ come and play~"
"Fuck!!!!"
Jing Ju turned around and vomited wildly! His mentality collapsed on the spot! It was so eye-catching!
Qin Feng put his hands behind his back and said with a smile:
"Fuck me, right? Let you know what 'Dong Zhuo plays Zhang Fei' means!"
(Hahaha, I laughed so hard. A young lady author in the author group made a voice call and said, "Write a novel? Write a jb!" Hahaha! Unlike pigs, they only grumble and feel sorry for geigei~)
