Chapter 127: Ying Zheng: Is this super sweet candy?
"Hiss! You are too perverted, aren't you Black Bull?
Not bad! I like it hahahaha!"
Qin Feng covered his buttocks and grinned, making people wonder if he had just been beaten severely by Ying Zheng.
Ying Zheng sat at the top, slowly eating the crispy and fragrant salt and pepper short ribs.
There is no way, life is too boring, I can't take care of concubines, I can't hunt, and I can't approve government affairs.
In addition, Qin Feng was very mean-mouthed, so Ying Zheng had no choice but to beat Qin Feng and endure the day like this.
Hei Niu's eyebrows were full of joy as he asked for credit:
"Boss, you don't know! Jing Ju is so angry!
When I ran away, he was shouting that he wanted the Xiang family to pay with blood!"
Zhang Han felt chills running down his back as he listened, he is indeed such a great guy as Hei Niu!
Is this the advantage of not having a good brain? How dare you do such a stupid thing!
If it were another person, he would have succeeded and retired after successfully arousing suspicion among the nobles of Chu State.
But Hei Niu is different. He is known as a big fool.
Therefore, it not only aroused distrust among the nobles of Chu State, but also made the Jing family and Xiang family become enemies!
What a genius!
Qin Feng asked with a smile:
"What's the reaction from Mrs. Xiang?"
No matter how stupid Hei Niu is, he knows that he has made a great contribution this time, so he unceremoniously took the roasted lamb ribs in front of Qin Feng, took a bite and said:
"Xiang? Of course you won't admit it even to death!
But again, the yellow mud fell into his crotch. Unless we can return Jing Ju’s happy stick to him, the two families will definitely live and die!"
After Ying Zheng had eaten and drank enough, he put down his bowls and chopsticks and asked calmly:
"How did the other nobles of Chu State react?"
Black Bull answered vaguely:
"The other nobles are very frightened. They are afraid that the Xiang family will treat them like this."
This is indeed the truth. After all, everyone’s fights were kept in the dark, and on the surface it was unity and friendship.
But now a table-turner actually comes out. Who can not be afraid?
Ying Zheng nodded with satisfaction and said in a deep voice:
"Very good. Hei Niu is brave and resourceful, and has made great achievements. He will be awarded the title of eleventh-level nobleman!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
Qin Feng couldn't help but sigh:
"This Jingju has no sense of the overall situation at all. People can't live under the crotch!"
For a moment, everyone fell silent.
At the same time, he lowered his head and glanced at his happy stick. Fortunately, it was still there.
Everyone even admires Zhao Gao a little. How did he get here after so many years?
The weather is getting colder and colder. The Qin army has always had sufficient supplies and there will be no problems, but the Chu army may not have any problems.
It's rare that Qin Feng didn't ask Hei Niu to eat less meat at noon today.
Naturally, the black cow was not polite. He ate a big meal and burped until he was full.
As a result, Hei Niu realized something was wrong when the two of them visited the camp in the afternoon.
"Huh? Why is there the smell of meat everywhere?"
Hei Niu shrugged his nose and finally noticed something was wrong!
Qin Feng said in surprise:
"Don't you know that today is the New Year? The king has specially ordered that everyone should open their doors and eat tonight."
Black Bull couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh:
“It’s really an old lady who got under the covers and made me laugh!
How do I know? I just came back from undercover today!"
Qin Feng patted his shoulder and said with a smile:
"It's okay. If you behave well, I can give you Xiaozao for three days."
Black Newton's eyes lit up, but he still hesitated and said:
"Boss, your Xiaozao is not that easy to eat! You say it first!"
………………
That evening, the Great Qin Empire's first Spring Festival Gala officially opened under the command of the chief director, General Qin Feng.
The first program was the 100,000-strong army at the scene, singing "Qin Feng. Wu Yi" in unison.
As the desolate song "How can I say that I have no clothes? I share the same robes with my son, the king raised my army, I cultivated my sword and spear, and I share the same hatred with you" sounded, the party reached its climax!
The atmosphere at the scene was instantly ignited! The singing spread for ten miles!
Zhang Han frowned and whispered:
"Aren't we being a little careless by doing this at night? The Chu army won't make a sneak attack, right?"
Meng Tian shook his head and said:
"Don't worry, people in Chu now call me 'terrible turd'. I won't provoke him if I can, for fear of getting slapped on the head!"
Zhang Han was immediately convinced, and sat down with peace of mind, eating meat and watching the show.
The second program is an original poetry recitation brought by chief director Qin Feng.
I saw Qin Feng clearing his voice, shaking his head and chanting:
"The cannons are firing to blast his mother, and we are going back to our hometown."
Count heroes like Qin Xiaofeng, and find a giant whale swallowing fusang!"
"What a Penglai Pavilion, so damn good!
If the gods can come, let’s take a seat!”
…
As the stinky shoe thrown by Ying Zheng hit Qin Feng on the head accurately, he stepped down from the stage still unfulfilled.
After the show of boxing skills, weapons, army array, song medley, cross talk and Qin Feng's sketch "To Help or Not to Help", the party ushered in the finale!
Under the stage, Hei Niu, Tie Zhu and other ten sturdy men, wearing short skirts with hairy legs exposed and hairy pigtails parted in the middle, asked nervously:
"Boss, what if the king becomes angry and kills me?"
"What to do? Let's do it in a grand way!
I’ll sit at the kids’ table!”
"??????"
Seeing Hei Niu's face filled with sadness, he decided to give up his game.
Qin Feng hurriedly persuaded with earnest words:
"It doesn't matter. Your Majesty has been under a lot of pressure recently, so he likes some perverted and refreshing taste.
Your Majesty absolutely loves your program!"
Seeing that the time was up, Qin Feng kicked up the grinding black cow.
The others had no choice but to grit their teeth and rush forward.
“The next song brought by Dream Chasing ‘Hairy Leg Boy’ is ‘Candy Super Sweet’!”
I saw ten strong men standing side by side, kicking their legs, lifting their hips, and twisting their hips in one go, while singing loudly:
"Send~send~send~send~"
"Swing~swing~swing~swing~swing~"
"Send~send~send~send~"
"Swing~swing~swing~swing~swing~"
In an instant, the program caused a violent response in the venue!
"puff!"
"Cough cough cough cough cough!"
"It's so scary! It's so scary!"
"It's really like sending express delivery under the big pendulum clock, and sending it under the big pendulum clock!"
"Infinite Heavenly Lord! My mother! I can't open my eyes!"
"I have lived an upright life, why did I suffer such a sin in my later years!"
The "Hairy Leg Boys", led by team leader Hei Niu, winked at Ying Zheng and blew a kiss, ending their first performance.
Seeing that Ying Zheng didn't respond, the unshaven Heiniu said aggrievedly:
"Don't you like it, Your Majesty~ That person will be very sad~ It's so cool today~"
"Fuck!"
"I can't stand it anymore, brothers!"
“Have you ever wanted to pluck all the hair off a black cow’s leg?!”
The audience applauded like thunder, not for anything else but because of Black Bull’s death-defying spirit!
Ying Zheng's veins popped out, he scratched and scratched, and he couldn't help looking up to the sky and sighing:
"I am so virtuous and capable, but I have a wise minister like Qin Feng to help me!"
"Hey~ Your Majesty, please listen to my explanation! Ouch! Put down your weapon first! It's not what you think! It hurts!"
(＞_＜It’s so cold~ It’s so slow when I get into bed and use my mobile phone to code words~The bed is also cold t﹏t)
