Qin Feng wrapped his fur tightly and walked out of the tent with a yawn.
As a result, a strong stench came and almost made him vomit.
"What the hell! What are you doing!"
"Boss, brothers are emptying the toilet!"
Qin Feng watched the toilets being pulled out of the camp one by one and couldn't help frowning:
"Where is this going?"
Black Bull replied:
"There is a river next to it. Just pour it into it and rush into the Huai River."
Qin Feng was furious immediately:
"You actually poured the pickled food into the river? Why are you so incompetent when riding horses?
Our Great Qin is a country of etiquette! Don’t be embarrassed, okay!”
Black Bull scratched his head and said helplessly:
"What should we do? We have been besieging the city for ten days. Our brothers can eat and carry food, but the military camp cannot be accommodated."
Qin Feng cursed bitterly:
"Can't let it go? Tie it to a trebuchet and throw it into Shouchun City! The Chu army in the city hasn't had breakfast yet!"
"oh!"
Hei Niu's eyes lit up and he couldn't help but be moved.
As expected of Boss Qin! During the battle, he was still thinking about the enemy's lack of breakfast.
It is simply the first of the top ten people who moved the Qin Dynasty!
.......
On the city wall of Shouchun, King Xiong Qizheng of Chu led his ministers to express condolences to the soldiers.
Because of the shortage of supplies in the city, breakfast was just a bowl of gruel.
But in order to show the spirit of sharing weal and woe, Xiong Qi took two veterans, Ren Ni and Qu Qi, to sit on the top of the city, talking and laughing with the soldiers, and drinking gruel together.
The morale of Chu's soldiers, who were originally low, has improved after Xiong Qi's encouragement over the past few days.
Even if you are drinking porridge with the northeast wind, it is still delicious.
Xiong Qi, King of Chu, and Ren Ni, the leader of the Chu dynasty, joked:
"When I was young, I couldn't even drink a bowl of gruel like this."
Ren Ni smiled and nodded:
"I would rather have a bowl of porridge from Chu than chicken, duck and fish from Qin!"
"Lord Ling Yin said it well!"
"Hahaha!"
For a time, there was joy and laughter above the city.
Xiong Qi stood up and said loudly:
"Everyone! I'm having porridge instead of wine today! Here's to you all loyal and loyal warriors! I've done it!"
"The general did it too!"
"Done!"
But just when they picked up the bowl and prepared to drink it all in one gulp.
Suddenly, a burst of mud rained from the sky. Unexpectedly, a bowl of mud rained down.
"Huh? Why is it raining?"
"It's okay if it rains. You can still drink porridge."
"Don't drink... ugh! This is fucking shit!"
"Fuck! Fuck! Who is so wicked?"
"vomit!"
Xiong Qi's face turned pale, and he almost drank the porridge that was adulterated.
Ren Ni was miserable. He was too old to react.
He just took a sip and had it in his mouth. When he realized what he was doing, he immediately vomited.
His whole face turned green, he fainted and fell to the ground, twitching from time to time.
Before falling into coma, Yang Tian cursed angrily:
"God damn the Qin thief!"
"Quick! Carry Master Ling Yin down for treatment! Hurry!"
There was chaos on top of the city wall.
Qu Qi wiped his contaminated beard in a panic, and said with fear on his face:
"The Great Qin Dynasty is a terrible turd, and the name of the toilet captain is so terrible!"
Under the city wall, Black Bull shouted at the top of his lungs:
"His Royal Highness the King of Chu! My general said that your drink is too bland, so I will give you some spices!
Don't waste food! The porridge in your hands is almost dry!"
Xiong Qi trembled with anger, smashed the bowl in his hand, and shouted:
"Strong Archer! Shoot him to death!"
When the black cow saw the other party, he became angry and rolled away.
Then command the team to continue firing the second round of mud rain.
Suddenly, on the Shouchun city wall, the Chu army howled.
Where can there be such a war? There have been hundreds of years of fighting in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods, but we have never seen anyone throwing shit when attacking a city?
You generals of the Qin army have done too much harm! Did you read the Analects in vain?
The only good thing is that due to the range of the catapult, Shouchun City was not affected.
Although the people on the streets looked frightened, they should buy rice and do business.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk! Boss Qin is too fierce!"
Poisonous Dragon grinned, showing his only remaining front tooth, and praised.
Under a stall with the banner "Unparalleled Fortune Telling", a stout man was telling fortunes to people.
Who is it if it’s not Peng Yue?
"Boss Qin is not an ordinary person. He never plays his cards according to common sense. We are beyond our reach!"
Peng Yue said seriously.
Poison Dragon touched his only remaining front tooth and nodded heavily.
After all, normal people wouldn’t shout about being 60 years old and slap their big mouths at the same time.
Of course, he was also very grateful to Boss Qin for giving him a chance to be a good person.
Not only was he able to make amends, he was also able to save his only front tooth.
Poison Dragon said with a worried face:
"Brother Peng, can you tell fortunes? Don't ruin Boss Qin's business!"
This is my first mission, so I must not miss it!
After everything is done, Boss Qin promised to give us a title!
By then we will no longer be bandits, but serious officials!
Peng Yue slowly shook his head and said:
"I studied with Mr. Qin in Shanglinyuan for half a year.
Boss Qin's skills are not only 50% learned, but also 30% learned."
Poison Dragon looked at him with envy and sighed:
"That's great! It would be great if I have the opportunity to study with Boss Qin in the future!
By the way, Boss Qin can also tell fortunes?"
Peng Yue chuckled and said disdainfully:
"Boss Qin once said that there are two types of fortune telling.
The first type is a strange person in the world, who knows destiny, understands yin and yang, and possesses unique skills!
The second is, hey! I’m just shameless! Fuck you, whatever I say will be yours! If you don’t believe me, I’ll beat the hell out of you!”
Poisonous Dragon suddenly made everyone stupid! Can you still play like this?
This is too Qin Feng!
At this moment, a middle-aged man with a worried look stopped in front of the stall.
Seeing that he is wearing brocade clothes but without any extra accessories, you can tell that he is a noble.
But at most he is a small noble, and the big nobles have long since run away.
The middle-aged man threw out ten ant-nosed coins and asked in a deep voice:
"Can it be considered fate?"
Peng Yue stretched and retracted his hands like lightning, then put his hands into his arms, and then said mysteriously:
"That's natural! I...I studied under Gui Gu, and my calculations are extremely accurate!
If you don’t believe me, can I give you a hexagram?”
The middle-aged man was suddenly shocked, thinking that he had met a master!
Then he nodded solemnly and said:
"Okay! Excuse me, Master!"
I saw Peng Yue holding a copper cup and shaking it constantly, making a crisp "ding-ding-dong-dong" sound from inside.
After a long time, I saw him throwing three dice from the copper cup, looking serious, and studying them seriously.
After a long while, Peng Yue said seriously:
"You are a thirsty person who drinks water!"
"???"
The middle-aged man's eyes immediately widened. Are scammers so arrogant these days? There is really no technical content at all!
He cursed with disbelief on his face:
"Liar! Get your money back!!"
Peng Yue immediately frowned, pulled up the sleeves of his robe, revealing his thick arms that could move a horse, and said in a deep voice:
"Fuck you, whatever I say is what I say! If you don't believe me, I'll beat the hell out of you!"
Poison Dragon suddenly took a breath of cold air, a familiar feeling came to his heart, and he couldn't help but murmured: