Chapter 159 Xiao He: There is only one person who can be as bad as Qin Feng
The little black dog at home came over wagging its tail, twisting its butt, and sticking out its pink tongue in a naive manner.
Xiao He smiled bitterly, rubbed its head and said:
"I thought Qin Feng was going to use a plan to wipe out the family, but I didn't expect that he would actually leave you behind."
Just when he stood up and was about to go to the county government office to find Qin Feng to fight for his life.
Suddenly, there was a rustling sound under the table in the hall.
Xiao He frowned slightly, picked up Xiao Hei, and walked over.
"Gou Hei Niu! You can't dig the tunnel entrance any bigger!"
"I'm unjustly accused! It's all my fault, Tie Zhu, a big grievance, I was stuck last night!"
"Bah! Hei Niu, you bitch! You are shameless!"
Qin Feng put his hands on the ground and jumped up with all his strength.
"Fuck!"
As soon as he stretched out his head, he saw Xiao He lying on the ground, staring straight at him.
For a moment, the two of them stared at each other, and the atmosphere was very awkward.
"Pretend I haven't been here today."
After saying that, Qin Feng wanted to run away.
As a result, Xiao He grabbed his arm and lifted him out of the tunnel!
By the way, he kicked over the table and blocked the tunnel entrance.
"Hey? Hey? Hey? Boss, are you trying to burn bridges by crossing the river?"
"Boss, you don't think we're delaying your and Xiao He's good deeds, right?"
"Boss, you don't really like men, do you?"
Qin Feng had no time to answer. He looked at the angry Xiao He and couldn't help but take a breath.
As expected of the Warring States Period, any cultural person had a high value of force.
Xiao He asked fiercely with red eyes:
"Qin Feng! Where is my mother?!"
Qin Feng put his right hand behind his back, quietly held the Fire of Joy, swallowed hard, and said:
"Where has our mother gone? Oh, our mother has gone to Xianyang."
Xiao He took a sudden step forward and gritted his teeth and said:
"You sent it to Xianyang in one night?"
"Xiao He! I advise you to be kind! Your whole family is in my hands!"
Qin Feng suddenly showed his joy and shouted loudly.
When Tiezhu heard about the black cow in the tunnel, he immediately understood.
The boss is not pushing down Xiao He, but he is about to be pushed down by Xiao He!
For a moment they went crazy and started to draw their swords and chop at random.
The wooden table was not very strong to begin with, and it was quickly chopped into fragments of wood.
"Xiao He! If you dare to beat up my boss! I will castrate all the men in your family!"
"Xiao He! I'll count to three! If you don't move the table away! I'll kill the concierge first with one knife!"
"one two three!"
Qin Feng and Xiao He took a breath of cold air at the same time.
Xiao He really didn't expect that Black Bull didn't have martial ethics!
Counting one, two, three so fast? Counting in one breath? Did you do this on purpose?
Qin Feng almost yelled, "Gouhiniu, you are deliberately irritating Xiao He, you really want him to kill me, right?"
The sound of the concierge crying for his father and mother suddenly came out, it was so miserable!
"Ahhhh! You perverts! Get your dirty hands off my pants!"
"Daodaodao! Be careful! I have an o!"
"Master, just follow Qin Feng!"
"You are amazing! You are noble! You are so good! I will be stabbed!"
Qin Feng hurriedly advised:
"My Hei Niu and Tie Zhu are notorious fools, they do this kind of thing all the time!
The people in Guanzhong call them egg-breaking experts! Just listen to them!"
Xiao He: "??????"
God, you are an expert in breaking eggs! Are you a little bit seriously ill when riding a horse?
He really didn't understand how he could provoke such a bunch of bullshit?!
Xiao He quickly kicked over the table, exposing the entrance to the tunnel.
Seeing that the concierge was crying down below, he turned his head to the sky in a very shameful posture.
As for Hei Niu, Tiezhu was discussing with great interest whether the functions of one o and two o's were the same.
Judging from their excited looks, they didn't seem to be worried about Qin Feng at all.
Even after seeing the table kicked open, Hei Niu even showed a little regret on his face.
Tie Zhu also reluctantly put down the knife in his hand, muttering words such as "I can't do research", "It's disappointing", "Egg-opening experts are not allowed to be blasphemed".
Xiao He stared at Qin Feng and squeezed out two words from between his teeth:
"mean!"
"Thank you for the compliment!"
Qin Feng finally felt relieved and couldn't help but cursed:
"Get the hell out of here! Put his pants on! Stop crying!"
"oh."
Hei Niu reluctantly packed it up for the concierge, and then crawled out of the tunnel.
After seeing the little black dog in Xiao He's arms, he immediately frowned and cursed:
"Tie Zhu, you big idiot! Didn't you say that you won't keep the chickens and dogs? Why did you leave this dog behind?"
Tie Zhu climbed up, looked at the little black dog, then looked at the black cow, and said helplessly:
"This thing is as dark as you. How can you see it in the dark?"
Black Bull glared:
"Who are you scolding? I'm as black as a dog?"
Tie Zhu scratched his head:
"You are as black as a dog. I didn't scold you, I just said you are as black as a dog."
"grass!"
Seeing that the two were about to start fucking, Qin Feng kicked them back into the tunnel one by one.
Then he looked at Xiao He and said seriously:
"Master Xiao, our mother is still in Peixian County. I'm afraid my mother won't be able to bear the exhaustion of traveling and traveling, so the carriage and horse go very slowly."
Upon hearing this, Xiao He was truly relieved.
He was really scared. If he was sent to Xianyang in one night, it would be the end of the world!
You can imagine a sixty-year-old woman riding a fast horse that travels eight hundred miles.
Changing horses and not changing people along the way, galloping for thousands of miles, how can it weigh five kilograms with the person and the box?
This picture is so beautiful that I really dare not look at it.
Xiao He smiled bitterly:
"General Qin, there are so many heroes in the world, why do you just stare at me?"
Qin Feng pondered for three seconds and said seriously:
"Don't get me wrong, I just want to be lazy.
The king really likes to order me to work, even the donkeys in the production team dare not order me like this!"
Xiao He couldn't help but fell silent.
What the hell...Does King Qin know?
Does King Qin know that the minister he values the most is just lazy all day long?
If you don't want to repay the kindness of knowing you, why do you want to lie down every day?
Now that the whole family is in Qin Feng's hands, he is already riding a tiger and cannot get off.
Xiao He sighed resignedly and said:
"From now on, Xiao He will be at the mercy of General Qin."
Qin Feng was immediately overjoyed, looking hypocritical in asking for help.
Han Xin stood aside and frowned slightly, whispering:
"Boss, I see that Xiao He seems to be unwilling. He won't poison the food, right?"
Qin Feng chuckled lightly and said confidently:
"It's okay, the mother is in our hands.
From now on, let his mother have a taste of the food he delivers!"
Qin Feng's voice was not quiet. After Xiao He heard it, he immediately looked up to the sky and sighed:
"I've seen a lot of bastards, but there's no one who can be as bastard as you are!"
When Qin Feng heard this, he immediately said happily:
"That's great. Actually, I still have a lot of room for improvement."
Xiao He: "......"
(I'm sorry... I'm guilty... I'm a stinky pig... I slept until now...)
