Chapter 167: Adventures of the Eastern Gangster Journey to the West
Qi State, Linzi, Qi Palace.
Qi Wang Tian Jian sat on the throne, closing his eyes to rest.
But judging from the jade pendant he was playing with quickly in his hand, he seemed to be extremely panicked.
It wasn't until Hou Sheng entered the palace that Tian Jian suddenly opened his eyes and asked urgently:
"Master Xiangguo, what should we do?
After the envoys of the Qin Dynasty entered the country, they disappeared!
If there is something wrong and the King of Qin investigates it, what should we do?"
Hou Sheng sighed, how could the Queen teach such a fool?
But luckily it's a straw bag, otherwise how could I get something out of the fire?
Hou Sheng thought for a while and said softly:
"Don't worry, Your Majesty, the Qin Dynasty is nothing more than this.
The Battle of Gaotang has lasted for more than half a year, isn't it still difficult for the Qin army to make an inch further?"
Tian Jian breathed a sigh of relief, but still worried:
"Even so, if the five kingdoms are destroyed and the edifice of Qi State collapses, I'm afraid it won't be able to sustain it for too long."
Hou Sheng said confidently:
"No! Your Majesty, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to restore the glory of Daqi!
Now, not long after the Qin Dynasty destroyed Chu, the people and horses were exhausted, the battle of Gaotang was unfavorable, and the remnants of the Five Eastern Kingdoms were resurrected!
This time, envoys from the five kingdoms of Han, Zhao, Wei, Yan, and Chu will meet with the king to discuss the great cause of resisting Qin!
If there is a fire behind Bao Qin's back, how can he continue to attack Da Qi?
As long as we, Da Qi, follow the trend, we can regain the homeland of the Five Kingdoms and become the common master of the world!"
Tian Jian couldn't help but breathe quickly.
Although he is a well-known waste, he is also a waste with ideals, okay?
Just like the eight characters that no one can refuse, "If you are ordered by God, you will live forever."
No one can refuse to become the "co-owner of the world"!
Tian Jian asked tentatively:
"I am...Is it okay for me?"
Hou Sheng stepped forward, held Tian Jian's hands tightly, and said seriously:
"Of course you can, my king!"
Tian Jian was silent for a long time and finally made up his mind.
"Then...how should the Qin envoy be dealt with?"
A cruel smile appeared at the corner of Hou Sheng's mouth, he stretched out his hand to wipe his neck, and said viciously:
"The envoy of the State of Qin? He is lost. What does it matter to the State of Qi?"
Even if you are intercepted and killed by bandits, is it normal?"
Tian Jian's eyes suddenly lit up and he nodded heavily:
"Okay! Send people immediately to greet the envoys from the five eastern countries! At the same time, find a way to make the Qin envoys disappear!"
"promise!"
Hou Sheng turned around and walked out of the palace, with a relieved smile finally showing on his face.
The only person who knows that he accepts bribes and eradicates dissidents, besides Zhang San, is Qin Feng.
This time, as long as I kill you, I can still be a wise minister of Da Qi!
It is a pity that the whole country of Qi has been at peace for too long. Forty years are enough to wear down the fangs of a powerful empire.
Half a month passed, but the envoys from the State of Qin were not found, nor were the envoys from the five eastern countries.
Instead, in Linzi City, among the teahouses, a storyteller who called himself Uncle Feng became popular!
I saw a handsome young man wearing a white gown sitting on the storytelling table.
He was accompanied by a handsome book boy and a charming maid.
Hearing the slap of the gavel tree, Uncle Feng said loudly:
"Today! Let's continue to tell the story of Tang San Burial, Sun Xingzhe, Punishing the Eight Realms, Killing Endlessly, and Westward Journey, the four great bandits!"
Hundreds of listeners in the audience immediately started urging.
"Okay! Let's take a look!"
"Sir, please tell me! Don't be greedy!"
"Yesterday you were so uncomfortable out of context! You're not even in the mood to sleep with your mother-in-law!"
Seeing a few scattered coins thrown up, Qin Feng couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
I've been doing business for so long and I haven't even earned a damn meal!
The generals of the Qin Dynasty personally tell stories, you are so disrespectful?
Qin Feng just doesn't believe in evil. He made a bet with the dog Zhang Liang that with his talents, he can still do well!
So Qin Feng cleared his voice and spoke vividly:
"Yesterday's sermon, Tang Taizong conspired with Tang San and said, I have a road in the west, the risk is a bit high, the profit is very high, after it is completed, you will be seven and I will be three.
The principle of my life is that everyone can eat when there is food, but when I am full, the rest is yours."
Unexpectedly, the crowded audience did not buy it and began to yell and curse.
"Bah! Big water dog! Forget it if you die of water!"
"Why don't you just repeat what you said yesterday?"
"Quickly tell me! What happened to Tang Sanzong and the King of the Daughter Kingdom!"
Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said:
"It is said that the four masters and disciples entered the daughter's kingdom. When Tang Sanzang saw the beauty of the daughter's kingdom, he became interested.
However, the king of the daughter country refused to obey and sent a large army to surround and suppress the four masters and apprentices.
After Tang San was buried, he told his disciples not to leave anyone alive. The public image of the Westbound Four was very important!
Then he entered the empress' room alone, held her down, and said lightly, I'm very angry now!"
"Then what?"
"Where's down there?"
"Fragmented dog! Speak quickly!"
Qin Feng spread his hands and said:
"Next? Below are the paid items!
Kids, get out of here, adults, please pay the money."
When I heard this, I was shocked.
Hundreds of people in the audience were cursing and cursing. They stood up and were about to leave the teahouse, cursing as they walked.
"What? Pay money? Fart!"
"I have listened to books for so many years, but I have never paid any money!"
"You're a horse rider! Go to Linzi and ask around. Grandpa won't give you money when he goes to a brothel!"
Qin Feng smiled and was not angry. He stood on the stage and allowed everyone to abuse him.
As a result, many onlookers came to the door and found that the door could not be opened!
A dark-faced man with a sinister look on his face and a hundred fierce-looking strong men holding thick sticks blocked the door.
The crowd's arrogance was suddenly reduced by more than half, and they were no longer as brave as before.
Qin Feng chuckled and said lightly:
"You guys come to listen to Uncle Feng's storytelling. Uncle Feng is very happy.
But if you scold Uncle Feng, Uncle Feng will be very unhappy.
I’m a free prostitute, right? You don’t have any money, right? Take off your pants and pay for it!”
After the words fell, Hei Niu and his men rushed over impatiently.
They slapped the heads and faces of the people who had just scolded the loudest.
Like a tiger entering a flock of sheep, he beat them until they cried for father and mother, without the ability to fight back!
Zhang Liang among the crowd couldn't help but sigh:
"A well-educated man must be like Qin Feng.
When others insult him or provoke him, he never gets angry, always maintains his grace, and never cares about others.
He is always open-minded and tolerant, and then he lets the black cow chop up the other person's whole family!"
At this moment, a scream came from the crowd:
"Boss, stop fighting! Make this beast like Black Bull stop! It's me! The mistress!"
Qin Feng suddenly became angry and cursed bitterly:
"Hit me hard! How dare you destroy my innocence!
I don’t even have a wife, so when did Ta Ma find a mistress?”
(Thanks to "Exaggerated" and "Zhaotianbang-Jiandao Wuru" for sending me the master certification~ I love you all~ Everyone should go to bed early~ Thank you all for liking to show off pigs~)
