Chapter 171 You don't want to be recorded in the history books and drown in the latrine, do you?
Qin Feng pursed his lips tightly, held the door with both hands, stretched out one foot, and kicked it hard.
Who was Qin Feng's opponent after squatting on the toilet and faltering?
He was kicked on the spot and cried for his father and mother!
"You young man! Don't make a sneak attack if you have the ability!"
"You are bullying your master and destroying your ancestors! I am the dean of Jixia Academy! If you do this, you will be expelled!"
"I was wrong! I was wrong! I'm about to fall! Stop kicking me!"
Hou Sheng was also a ruthless person. Seeing that he screamed and begged for mercy to no avail, he gritted his teeth, exerted force on his feet, and jumped onto the roof.
A kite turned over and ran away over the wall!
Qin Feng was stunned immediately. What the hell...you haven't picked up your pants yet?
So cruel?
Qin Feng hurriedly rushed out, fearing that Hou Sheng would rush out and try to scare someone over.
But at the next moment, Hou Sheng's screams stopped abruptly.
After a while, he was picked up like a chicken by a black cow and thrown back into the toilet.
Hou Sheng immediately became furious:
"Do you know who I am? I am the Prime Minister of Da Qi!"
"Pah! Pah! Pah!"
Hou Sheng was extremely angry and ate three big dicks in a row.
He couldn't help but said angrily:
"We have no grudges in the past and no grudges in recent times. Why do you treat me like this?"
Qin Feng couldn't help but laugh:
"Do you really not know me, or are you pretending not to know me?"
Hou Sheng said sincerely:
"This little friend has more than 300 teachers and more than 1,000 students at Jixia College.
Although I am the dean, I still don’t recognize everything.
What do you think of this? Just let me go and I will pretend that nothing happened.
Then, I will repay you generously with gold and silver!"
Qin Feng smiled and said:
"Is it a generous reward or a generous burial?"
Hou Sheng suddenly felt that something was wrong. He was not a stupid person to begin with.
Which of the great traitors in history was not extremely smart?
But just because he is too smart, worries too much, and wants everything, he will not end up well in the end.
Hou Sheng frowned and asked tentatively:
"Are you from Qin?"
Qin Feng nodded in surprise.
Hou Sheng couldn't help but tremble a little. He forced himself to calm down and continued to ask:
"Is it Black Ice Terrace? How much will Qin Feng give you? I'll give you double!"
Qin Feng couldn't help laughing suddenly:
"Hahaha! Hou Sheng, Hou Sheng, you actually want to bribe me?
My black bull is also very tough. He hits everyone he sees but doesn't hit me. Why?
Because I support him!"
Hou Sheng was startled, his pupils shrank, he pointed at Qin Feng and said in a trembling voice:
"You...you are Qin Feng? Why are you here! You..."
Qin Feng narrowed his eyes slightly, took hold of Hou Sheng's finger, and snapped it.
There was only a crisp "click" sound, and immediately Hou Sheng's shrill screams resounded through the sky!
The mother-in-law who was cleaning outside the toilet heard the noise and asked:
"What's wrong? Why are you screaming when you're squatting on the toilet?"
Hou Sheng was in pain and broke into a cold sweat, but he still endured the pain and answered loudly:
"It's okay! What I ate yesterday was too spicy! My butt hurts!"
Qin Feng leaned against the door, nodded with satisfaction and said:
"Yes, yes, you said you are obviously a smart person, why do you have to betray me?"
Hou Sheng forced out a smile that was uglier than crying:
"General Qin, in the past three years, I have made great contributions to you and the Qin Dynasty.
You should know that all the warring factions and loyal ministers in Da Qi were eradicated with my cooperation.
For the sake of these merits, please be more tolerant to me!"
Qin Feng pondered for a long time, nodded seriously and said:
"Not only will I be tolerant of you, but I will also thank you very much."
After saying that, he looked at the black bull and the iron pillar.
The two people looked serious, raised their hands above their heads, and slowly waved their flower hands.
While waving her hands, she sang heartbreakingly:
"Listen to me~Thank you~Because you~warm the four seasons~"
"??????"
Hou Sheng's eyes widened with disbelief on his face.
What the hell are you doing here? Saying goodbye to me?
Stop singing! Shut up!
Although he was extremely resistant in his heart, he did not dare to say it with his mouth. He could only watch the performances of Black Bull and Tiezhu in pain.
After finally waiting for the two of them to finish their performance, Qin Feng said with unfinished content:
"This opera performance is where I gather the aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, specifically to disgust people.
You are lucky enough to be the first person to be disgusted, so now we are in the clear."
Hou Sheng was shocked on the spot. What the hell kind of logic is this?
You disgust me, why are you still paying for it?
Qin Feng's expression gradually turned grim. He looked at Hou Sheng, stretched out two fingers, and said coldly:
"There are two types of people I hate the most in my life. One is people who take money and do nothing.
One is someone who sends me money and asks me to do things.
If you win later, tomorrow the historian will write in the history book that the Prime Minister of Da Qi will drown in shit!"
Hou Sheng's face was full of fear, and tears were about to fall out. He endured the pain and kept kowtowing:
"Please! Don't be so cruel! Please!"
Don't be afraid! Qin Feng, the toilet captain, is indeed well-deserved.
What he is best at is not destroying the enemy physically, but discrediting the enemy mentally!
This is a rhythm that will last forever!
Qin Feng knelt down, pulled Hou Sheng up, and said with a faint smile:
"It's not impossible to survive. I heard that your Jixia Academy has strong teaching staff. My king is very happy.
So they built a ‘Da Qin Royal Institute of Technology’ in Xianyang, and wanted to invite teachers here to exchange academic issues.
I wonder if Master Hou Sheng can help me?"
Hou Sheng was stunned for a moment. Let’s talk about some academic issues? I’m afraid it’s not like a sheep falling into a tiger’s mouth!
As expected, those who steal the hook will be punished, and those who steal the country will be martyred!
Has Great Qin actually begun to play the game of cultural export?
This is the rhythm of ideologically unifying China!
The person who came up with this idea is simply too scary!
Just when Hou Sheng was stunned, Qin Feng's face suddenly darkened:
"Since Sir Wang Sheng is unwilling, Mr. Qin doesn't want to do that forced thing.
Here comes someone! Drag him down, send him to the duck house, and shoot him!"
"Wait! Wait! I do! General Qin! I do!"
Hou Sheng was already reduced to tears.
I have already scolded Qin Feng ten thousand times in my heart, he is simply not a human being!
Can you think of an artillery attack?
No man can bear such a cruel punishment, right?
Qin Feng was overjoyed immediately and personally helped Hou Sheng up and comforted him with kind words:
"Don't worry, Mr. Hou Sheng, we in Great Qin have always convinced people with virtue and taught them with etiquette.
We all grew up reading "The Whisperer" and we are all civilized people. We will definitely not force teachers.
Those teachers who voluntarily go to Daqin will definitely receive the best treatment!"
Hou Sheng forced out an ugly smile.
He didn't believe a word Qin Feng said.
Just now he clearly saw that Heiniu and Tiezhu were carrying a lot of sacks behind them!
Who brings a sack when communicating academic issues?
((??3[▓▓]Good night~ Can you please help me with my book shortage~)
