Chapter 209 What is the name of the cat in the Northeast?
As soon as Qin Feng returned to the village, he saw Hei Niu riding a bicycle awkwardly, with his big butt sticking out, and he staggered to the door of Widow Liu.
It feels like a big bear riding a rocking car, it feels so inconsistent!
Especially his huge ass, which cannot be accommodated by a bicycle seat.
But one advantage of doing this is that because the buttocks are thick, they absorb the shock themselves.
There is no risk of beating the odds like Qin Feng did.
I saw Hei Niu combing her middle-parted comb, clearing her voice, slowly waving her hands, and singing affectionately:
"Listen to me~Thank you~Because you~warm the four seasons~"
Widow Liu had no expression on her face and said ruthlessly:
"Three hundred introduced by an acquaintance."
Black Bull said in disbelief:
"No, this song can't even win you over???"
Seeing Hei Niu turning around and leaving with a sad face, Mr. Liu still refused to give up, holding on to the door frame and shouting:
"It's shameful to have sex for nothing! It's only two hundred! But you can't stay overnight!"
Hei Niu lay down on the bicycle again, without stepping on the pedals. He pushed his feet on the ground and jumped very fast "in and out."
Qin Feng was immediately happy. The speed at this speed all depends on the power of his feet. What's wrong with a bicycle driven solely by feet?
Qin Feng took two quick steps to catch up, kicked Hei Niu in the butt, and cursed:
"You bitch! Steal my red rabbit!"
Hei Niu was startled, and when he saw it was Qin Feng, he immediately said:
"I'm in Phuket. I thought these two wheels belonged to Kong Kun, so I took them over to play with."
Qin Feng sneered:
"Borrow? Do you have the nerve to say that?"
If it was borrowed, why did the big yellow dog that looked after the door have sixty ears?"
Black Bull said plausibly:
"Who told them to bark! It's wrong for dogs to bark!"
Qin Feng sighed and said seriously:
"This is wrong of you. How can a cat meow instead of a dog?"
Black Bull thought for a while and said:
"Does the cat meow like this? Mew (one sound) and ah (four sounds)?"
Qin Feng suddenly fell silent:
"Are you a Northeastern cat?"
Qin Feng didn't bother to argue with him, so he jumped directly onto the big bar, sat sideways on it, and let the black bull push him away.
"By the way, let's go to your house and have a look.
It’s been so long since you gave birth to a boy, and I haven’t seen you say anything about it.”
"Oh, okay."
Qin Feng looked at Hei Niu sighing and couldn't help frowning:
"Don't stay away from home all day. Although Wang Xiu is a widow, people have always been very kind to you.
I heard that I gave birth to a fat son for you? Don’t tell me and ask the accountant to make a set of pure gold peace charms for the child later."
Black Bull scratched his head and said:
"Then I'll thank you for Hei Niubi."
"What???"
Qin Feng was shocked on the spot. How can he really be called a black guy?
I was just joking at the beginning! How the hell do you let your child be a human being?
If this child grows up, will he fight with me to the death?
Qin Feng said with difficulty:
“Is it really called black and awesome?”
Black Bull scratched his head and said sheepishly:
"Originally I wanted to call him Hei Niubi, but it was Boss Qin who gave me the name after all.
But that woman is uneducated and refuses to agree no matter what she says, which is a waste of your good intentions, boss.
If you insist on calling me Heiyu, it sounds uneducated, I'm sorry for you, Boss Ang."
Qin Feng quickly said:
"It's okay, it's okay. Otherwise, we'd better not go to your house and go directly to the school grounds.
The opening of Tingwei Mansion is imminent, and time is of the essence. If we delay it any longer, Your Majesty will go crazy."
When Hei Niu heard this, he immediately smiled maliciously and said:
"Going crazy? Your Majesty is also acting so perverted?"
"...."
When Qin Feng and Hei Niu returned home, three thousand personal guards, led by Tie Zhu, had already arrived at the school grounds.
Everyone is wearing black battle armor, with a powerful crossbow hanging on the left waist, a fine steel sword hanging on the right waist, and twenty sharp arrows hanging on the back.
Murderous!
At this time, after experiencing the Battle of Chen Ying, the Battle to Exterminate Chu, and the Negotiations to Exterminate Qi, this bodyguard of 3,000 people had already been reborn and was fully capable of fighting.
Even if he can't compare with the bodyguards of Iron Eagle Rui Shi, he can still compare with General Wang Jian's bodyguards.
Qin Feng was high-spirited, stepped onto the high platform, and issued the first instruction:
“Someone, go to Imperial College and kidnap Meng Yi to me!
Go and kidnap Xiao He to me again!"
"promise!"
Tie Zhu led the people and went out aggressively.
After a while, Meng Yi and Xiao He came over with confused expressions.
When they saw the chilling scene in front of them, their faces suddenly turned pale.
Meng Yi gritted his teeth and said:
"Qin Feng! Do you want to rebel?"
You know, His Majesty’s palace is right next to it!
The surrounding guards were only three thousand Iron Eagle warriors.
It is hard to imagine what would happen if calculations were done mentally but not intentionally.
Meng Yi had persuaded him more than once before to disarm Qin Feng's personal guards in Shanglinyuan.
After all, who the hell spends all day wandering around with three thousand personal guards? Only three hundred if they are exhausted!
But His Majesty has always been noncommittal, which led to what happened today!
Xiao He also frowned, leaned over and whispered:
"Master Hou, the time is not yet ripe!"
This time it was Qin Feng's turn to be stunned, he frowned and said:
"What are they thinking when they step on the horse? I want to go to Tingwei Mansion to serve.
There is still a shortage of four deputy positions. Do you have any objections to the two of you serving as the left and right ministers of Tingwei Mansion?
I made an agreement with Your Majesty that I can choose as many people as I want."
Meng Yi couldn't help but stand up and said:
"Then what are you doing with three thousand personal guards? And everyone is wearing armor?"
Aren't you afraid of rumors? People's words are terrible!"
Qin Feng suddenly became happy:
"How terrible are people's words? Who dares to slander me with such a dog!"
After saying that, he stretched out his hand like lightning, grabbed the peeing rhubarb next to him, and slapped the two big mouths!
Just slap it until it stops peeing!
Three thousand pro-troops shouted in unison:
"There's something wrong with Mr. Qin and his sister!"
"hiss!"
Meng Yi took a breath of cold air and was stunned. Was he spotted by the bandits?
This is like riding a horse into a bandit's den!
But he couldn't allow him to say anything. With a wave of his hand, Qin Feng set off towards Xianyang City with his troops.
Along the way, Heiniu and Tiezhu were unhappy, sighed and said sadly:
"It's so tiring to be a human being in this life. We have been following the boss for so long and we don't even have an official position.
How about we stay together as dogs in the next life, it would be so comfortable to be a dog."
Qin Feng frowned and comforted:
"My good brothers, have you been wronged in any way?
Tell me, I will find a solution.
If you become dogs in your next life, remember to bark twice when you see me, and I will take you home."
Black Bull and Tie Zhu were immediately moved to tears.
Our Boss Qin is better!
Don't look at the group of people who are usually idle, unloyal, dedicated to cheating fellow villagers, and cowardly.
But if someone has something to do, it’s really up to you!
"Boss, I'm so touched. Do you want to leave a secret code so that we can take our brothers home and serve them well?"
Qin Feng smashed his mouth and said calmly:
"That's not the case, I'm here to pull the big one for you!"
