Chapter 233 Why is this brother so exaggerated with his pectoralis major?
Ying Zheng couldn't remember how many years he hadn't been so indulgent.
Since he ascended the throne, he has been working hard and sleeping day and night. He will not relax even if he does not unify China.
The remaining heroes of the sixth generation vigorously promoted the strategy to control the inner world, swallowed up the princes for two weeks, acted as the supreme and controlled the Liuhe, beat and beat the world, and shocked the world!
This is not an empty talk, but the actual achievements of the six generations of Qin kings who worked hard!
Originally, Ying Zheng thought he would spend his life like this, until Qin Feng appeared and seemed to tell him a completely different way of living.
In comparison, being alone is really boring.
Ying Zheng held the wine glass in one hand and hugged Qin Feng's neck with the other, shouting:
"You deserve a beating! Do you know that? If I don't beat you, you won't know your last name!"
Qin Feng giggled and said:
"Brother, you are the only one who can beat me. Why don't you let someone else beat me?"
His pants were even pulled over his head!"
Ying Zheng nodded with satisfaction. As if something suddenly occurred to him, he frowned and asked:
"What did you say to me that day? The Laoshizi map?"
Qin Feng took another sip of wine and corrected:
"It's a world map!"
"Ah, yes, yes, the world map.
Damn it! I fought so hard to defeat Da Qin, but this is all?
Are you talking nonsense? Are you lying to me?"
"Slander! Brother, please don't slander me!"
Qin Feng staggered and broke away.
He stepped on the throne and said domineeringly:
"There are seven continents and four oceans in the world!
Our Great Qin only accounts for a little bit of it, which is not good!"
Ying Zheng waved his hand and said domineeringly:
"It doesn't matter what kind of porridge or sheep it is! It's all forehead drops!
The whole world is not the land of the king, and the shores of the land are not the king’s ministers!”
Qin Feng excitedly patted Ying Zheng on the shoulder, his face becoming more and more rosy:
"Well said! First attack the damn Western Region and destroy thirty-six countries!"
"Fight! Fight the Western Region!"
"Steal the damn Maurya Dynasty of India again!"
"Grab! Steal India!"
"Go past the Seleucid Empire and kill the Roman Republic directly!"
"Fuck! What kind of horse did you do!"
"Finally, get that big fat bitch Cleopatra back to warm your bed!"
"Wait a minute, big fat bitch? Why don't you want it?"
Ying Zheng asked with confusion and confusion.
Qin Feng said in a daze:
"You can give it to me, as long as your daughter doesn't kill me."
Ying Zheng immediately slapped the table:
"She dares! I have decided to give this fat Egyptian bitch to you!"
"Brother is pissing! Do it!"
"Done!"
After finishing the last large glass of wine, Ying Zheng could no longer hold himself up and fell down on the throne with a "plop", snoring loudly.
Qin Feng pushed and there was no movement, then he sighed and shook his head, which sounded like a lonely master.
He looked at the swaying civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty again, and couldn't help but sigh:
"Hey, no one can drink!
Well, it’s time to enter the bridal chamber.”
With that said, he stood up unsteadily and walked towards the outside of the hall.
As a result, as soon as I went out, I saw a red-faced black cow with a thick neck, knocking a big yellow dog seriously.
Everyone around, including the big yellow dog, looked confused. This black guy is quite particular!
Is this a rule just issued by the Tingwei Mansion? Be civilized and polite, and report when you see a dog?
Just when everyone was confused, including the big yellow dog, who tilted his head and wondered if he was going to return the gift, Qin Feng suddenly thought of something.
"stop!"
But it was too late to stop him at this time, the black cow was just a big slap in the face!
This big yellow dog was so convulsed!
"What the hell? Isn't this a big fool?"
"Holy shit! You're so particular! Why don't you take one in advance for a big dick?"
"Is this polite or rude?"
What was even more frightening was that when Black Bull saw the big yellow dog howling and running away, he turned around and took aim at everyone present.
Seeing that he was ready to move, he had the urge to give everyone a bite.
For a moment, people around him staggered away.
Although everyone drank too much, they didn't make them stupid.
It's very dangerous to be with such a big fool.
If he came over and gave you a bite, would you give him one in return, or would you just run away?
Tiezhu was still interesting enough, so he walked over in a daze, and the two began to knock each other.
If you give me one, I must give you one in return.
For a moment, the two of them actually started fighting.
"Stop being so embarrassed! Get up!"
Qin Feng kicked them both to the ground.
Black Bull scratched his head and said doubtfully:
"I seem to hear Boss Qin's voice."
Tie Zhu shook his head:
"That's because you're hallucinating. I've told you a long time ago that you should be careful and don't just do it all day long!"
Black Bull was furious:
"You're a bachelor, you're the one to lead! I have a wife!"
Tie Zhu also lost his temper immediately, and in an instant, the two of them were fighting.
Qin Feng gritted his teeth and staggered, a little unsteady on his feet.
But when he thought that his beautiful daughter-in-law was still waiting for him, he walked away anxiously.
Not long after, the black cow howled and hugged the iron pillar, crying and howling:
"When I first came here, Boss Qin called me a fool, and I wasn't happy.
Later I found out that the idiot was praising me!"
Tie Zhu's nose burst into tears:
"You're so good, Boss Qin calls me a fool! I'm not as good as that fool of yours!"
Seeing Qin Feng walking away, Zhao Gao and Hu Hai appeared in the corner with gloomy expressions.
Hu Hai's eyes were full of unwillingness:
“Damn it, I actually asked him to marry Ying Shu!
If this happens, it will be even harder for us to touch him!"
Zhao Gao looked gloomy and said:
"It doesn't matter, so what if you marry Princess Yingshu?
As long as he goes out this time, then he can stay outside! Don’t think about coming back!”
Hu Hai hesitated and said:
"Zhao Tuo and the others... really dare to take action against Qin Feng?"
Zhao Gao was confident and said:
"Don't worry, Mr. Hu Hai, you just need to find a way to win His Majesty's favor.
Qin Feng will naturally have subordinates to deal with him, Zhao Tuo is just an open line, as for the hidden line..."
Hu Hai suddenly changed his color, turned around and ran away:
"Fuck!"
Zhao Gao looked at Hu Hai who was running wildly and couldn't help frowning:
"Young master, you must stay calm at all times... What the hell???"
With a look of horror on his face, he discovered that Hei Niu and Tie Zhu had come over to him out of nowhere and were giving him a bite with a grin...
Qin Feng held on to the wall and staggered into the backyard. After looking at it for a long time, he followed the festive red color and looked for it.
In the wedding room, Ying Shu had long since lost her hijab and was sitting on a chair, holding her head and eating snacks in boredom.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door, as well as Qin Feng's drunken voice and beautiful singing voice.
"Beta beta beta beta ~ Kai Shu Ke Di beta ~"
Ying Shu said "Yeah", put down the half-eaten honey cake in her hand, and opened the door shyly.
As a result, he found a pair of stupid hands reaching toward him in a daze.
"Hey~ah~"
Qin Feng suddenly frowned and squinted his eyes, feeling that things were not that simple, and couldn't help but ask in a deep voice:
"Why is this brother's pecs so exaggerated? His voice is so girly?
Huh? Brother, why are you in my wedding room? Where is my wife?"