Chapter 24 Which bastard gave me the nickname Lieutenant of the Toilet? It's so vile
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Shanglinyuan, in the courtyard.
Qin Feng kicked a simple and honest black man sadly and said:
"What are you talking about? Don't hurt the fellow villagers! Don't hurt the fellow villagers!
In the end, fifteen of them were injured! What an impact on our image!
How many times have I told you? We are Confucian disciples, don’t act like fucking bandits!"
The honest black man stood there without hiding, and let Qin Feng kick his butt. He just scratched his head and said sheepishly:
"My brothers and I didn't do anything violent. It was the old man who heard that ten pounds of manure could be exchanged for one pound of bran. He was so happy that he dug more than a hundred pounds in one go. I didn't listen to my advice, and my waist was exhausted.
"
Qin Feng immediately shouted with heartache:
"Fusu! Fusu! How do you teach literacy classes?
We are educated people on horseback! Don’t scream like shit, it’s vulgar! It’s too vulgar!”
Fusu quickly ran over, took the honest black man away, and said with a grimace:
"Master, Hei Niu is a good player when he works hard. It's really difficult for him to do academic work, so don't bully him."
Qin Feng looked like a child who cannot be taught, shook his head and said:
"If you review the past and learn the new, you can become a teacher!"
Fusu thought hard for a long time, and finally shook his head slowly:
"Fusu is stupid, so please ask the master to teach you."
"If I catch him bullying someone many times, I will figure out new ways to bully others! In this way, I can become a master-level figure!"
Fusu quickly took out the bamboo slips, carved them on them, and recorded them.
Zhang Han, who was standing aside, asked cautiously:
"Can we be considered Confucian disciples and educated people?"
Qin Feng kicked him on the butt and said dissatisfied:
"My ancestor is Zilu, so I am a disciple of Confucianism!
If I am still educating you idiots about illiteracy, then you are also Confucian children!
Stop talking nonsense and organize everyone to fertilize!"
Zhang Han took a breath of cold air, looked at Qin Feng who was full of foul words, and then looked at the thousands of strong men who were shirtless and pouring manure into the ground, and couldn't help but feel a little worried.
If the Confucian people knew about it, would they beat Qin Feng to death?
He didn't dare to talk nonsense, so he put on his veil, covered his mouth and nose, shouted to others, and pushed the manure cart to the fields.
The energetic white-haired old man lying on the couch beside him couldn't stand it anymore and said:
"How can we old Qin people be so pretentious? It's just a twist of the waist.
Back then, in the Battle of Changping, I entered and exited three times, killing the Zhao people with rivers of blood. What's the big deal with this small injury?
If you, the young man, are really feeling sorry for yourself, give me a few more kilograms of bran so that I can take it back and feed it to the fish and pigs!"
Qin Feng quickly apologized and said with a smile:
"It's easy to talk, come here! Give me twenty more pounds of bran for my husband!"
The white-haired old man immediately nodded with satisfaction, stood up from the bed, took the two sacks, put them on his shoulders, and walked as fast as flying.
As if he was afraid that Qin Feng would regret it, he fled far away in a short time, and there was still pain in his back?
Qin Feng suddenly couldn't laugh or cry. These old Qin people are really interesting.
After sending away these old men who were not sure whether they were really injured or pretending to be injured, Qin Feng covered his mouth and nose and walked out.
Three thousand people scattered on a hundred thousand acres of flat land seemed so small.
A bare-chested muscular man with muscles as strong as steel.
One person leads the oxen in front, the other pushes the plow behind, and the other two follow closely behind to fertilize and sow seeds.
The huge waterwheel turns slowly with the help of the surging water power of the Wei River.
The water from the Wei River is irrigated along the ditches on this vast land.
The shouts resounded throughout the world, forming a magnificent farming picture!
Ying Zheng looked at this scene and couldn't help being shocked.
"Qin Feng, what a good boy!"
Li Si was also very moved. During the spring plowing season, there were such busy farming scenes everywhere in Guanzhong!
At this time, the convoy arrived at the outskirts of Shanglinyuan and found that it had been blocked.
A group of Xuanjia soldiers have set up a roadblock and are standing guard.
"Stop! There is a military exercise ahead! Don't move forward!"
A strong man as tall as an iron tower raised his halberd and shouted.
"Bold! Do you know who is in front of you?!"
Zhao Gao jumped off the carriage and shouted.
The man from the Iron Tower shook his head angrily:
"I don't care who you are! Doctor Qin said that this matter is so serious that even if the king comes, you are not allowed to pass!"
Zhao Gao immediately widened his eyes and scolded:
"You! How brave!"
The iron tower man snorted and waved his hand, and four black armored soldiers immediately surrounded him.
Ying Zheng waved his hand, signaling the Iron Eagle warriors beside him to retreat.
Then he looked at him with interest and asked calmly:
"Aren't you afraid that the warriors around me will twist your head off?"
The tower man thought for a moment and shook his head solemnly:
"Even if you twist off my head, you can't get through!
Otherwise, Doctor Qin will kick me to death!"
Ying Zheng couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh:
"Hahaha! What a good Qin Feng!"
"Fuck! Get out of here! Tie Zhu, get the fuck out of here!"
Qin Feng rolled out and kicked the man in the iron tower.
As a result, there was a loud noise from the armor, and Qin Feng flew backwards.
Tie Zhu pulled him up with an aggrieved look on his face, only to be kicked again.
"Didn't you tell me that even if the king comes, you can't enter?"
Qin Feng hated Tie Bu Chenggang and kicked Tie Zhu on the butt, gritted his teeth and said:
"That's an adjective! It's an exaggeration! Do you understand?
Mr. Fusu just talked about it in class last night, and then you forgot about it?"
Tie Zhu scratched his head shyly:
"I, my brain is not working well, so I just remembered that I will eat braised pork after pouring manure today."
Qin Feng was immediately shocked and kicked him back.
[Fuck! It’s over! It’s over! Now the First Emperor knows that I have braised pork here!]
[You have to think of a reason to fool me! Otherwise, wouldn’t it be just a meal?]
Hearing this familiar voice, Ying Zheng suddenly felt angry and funny.
Qin Feng looked at Ying Zheng with an apologetic smile:
"Why are you here, Your Majesty? There is nothing to entertain you in the wilderness. Why don't we go back to Xianyang City and sit down at Weichen's Mansion?"
Ying Zheng grimaced and snorted coldly:
"Qin Feng! You are so brave!"
Qin Feng said aggrievedly:
"I have never been greedy for treasure, nor drank from stolen springs. I am pure and pure, self-denying and dedicated to the public. I am not very courageous at all!"
[Oops! Did that bastard Meng Tian say bad things about me? Or Fusu? I feel like the First Emperor heard something! 】
Ying Zheng finally couldn't hold it in anymore, pointed at Qin Feng's nose, smiled and cursed:
"You stinky boy! If you are really as honest as you say, how can I be so worried all day long?
I first heard that you sent troops to rob the village, and then I heard that what you robbed was pickled things! Hahahahaha!
Do you know what people call you now?"
Qin Feng suddenly felt an ominous premonition and asked hesitantly:
"What?"
"Captain Toilet!"
"Ah!!! What bastard gave me such a nickname! It's so wicked!!!"
Qin Feng beat his chest and feet, and cursed heartbrokenly.
