Chapter 247 You said earlier that his sister-in-law is very moist
Is it so poisonous? Are weasels so cultured?
A weasel that left the ocean?
When Qin Feng saw that this guy was not willing to take things seriously, the fierce energy in his body suddenly surged out!
Since you don't want me to have a good time, then everyone should stop it!
I saw Qin Feng finding the right opportunity, with a hint of madness in his eyes.
In the flash of lightning, he rushed forward and fought hard with the weasel!
"I don't know who you are, but I'm your father!"
"Monkey steals peaches! I steal! I steal! I steal secretly!"
"Two dragons playing with beads! I'll fuck! I'll fuck! I'll fuck!"
"Kill for a thousand years! I will kill! I will kill again! I will kill again and again!"
The more Qin Feng fought, the braver he became. He was like a god coming down from heaven, and he fought fiercely with the weasel.
While beating him, he yelled:
"Hei Niu, Tiezhu, you two are not here at the critical moment. When I return to Xianyang, I will castrate you two and send them to the palace to be sisters with Zhao Gao!"
...
Hei Niu covered his buttocks and looked at Qin Feng rolling around on the ground, and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
"Boss... just go to sleep. Why are you poking my butt?"
Tie Zhu grinned in pain, covered his mouth, shook his head and said:
"How do I know? I was sleeping well, and suddenly a monkey trick came to me.
What's going on with the boss? Why is he becoming more and more perverted?"
Black Bull nodded heavily:
"I have said before that the boss is very perverted.
But I really didn't expect that he would actually attack his own brother.
Look at how ugly you look, and the boss doesn’t even pick on you, so it seems he really likes you."
Tie Zhu immediately became unhappy and cursed:
"You are so good-looking, you look like a black donkey!"
Unexpectedly, Hei Niu didn't take it seriously, but said proudly:
"I'm a big kid."
"You look ugly!"
"I'm a big kid."
"You look dark!"
"I'm a big kid."
"you......."
Looking at Hei Niu's arrogant look, Tie Zhu finally couldn't bear it any longer and pounced on him, and the two of them struggled together.
As a result, during the scuffle, they accidentally fell down at the same time and sat on Qin Feng!
"Ouch! You two are idiots! You want to kill me!"
The two of them weighed more than 400 kilograms! They fell onto Qin Feng.
The oppressive feeling at that moment made Qin Feng seem to feel the holy light. This was the prelude to going to heaven!
Fortunately, I had committed many evil deeds in my life and was suddenly pulled back from heaven.
Hei Niu and Tiezhu were shocked, and quickly stopped and pulled Qin Feng up from the ground.
The two of them felt so guilty that their long-term meal tickets were almost gone.
Qin Feng panted heavily, looked around, and found that the three thousand brothers around him were still there.
Hei Niu and Tiezhu, two idiots, were also there, and I felt much relieved.
At this time, the sky had brightened slightly, and there were trees all around, so there was nothing different.
Qin Feng finally breathed a sigh of relief. He had been dreaming just now.
Sure enough, after entering Daze Township, I was too nervous.
Then I had such a strange dream.
This weasel can ride on a horse and speak English?
It's poisonous!
The savages above England are still playing in the mud!
Qin Feng took out water, washed his face, got on his horse and said:
"Let's go and continue on our way."
He looked back at Dazexiang, his eyes a little complicated.
After your arrival, there shouldn't be such an uprising, right?
It was not easy for Chen Sheng and Wu Guang to rebel. They pretended to be a peasant uprising, and after just two days of enjoyment, they were beaten into dogs by Zhang Han.
When is the time for retribution? Only love and peace can appease people's hearts.
Qin Feng thought for a while, sighed, and said lightly:
"Issue a kill order for the 'Holy Fire Miao Miao Cult' and secretly investigate Chen Sheng and Wu Guang.
Once it was found out, Chen Sheng was caught and shot a hundred times and sent to the palace to have Zhao Gao teach him what love is."
Black Bull immediately gave a thumbs up and praised:
"As expected of the boss, I played it a hundred times and saved myself from having to go to the service room.
This process is saved and work efficiency is improved.
I just don’t know if Chen Sheng can withstand it, it doesn’t feel good to be broken into pieces.”
Qin Feng glanced at him and said dissatisfied:
"Can't you play it separately? Play it ten times a day and finish it in ten days?"
Tie Zhu asked impatiently:
"What about Wu Guang? What should Wu Guang do?"
Qin Feng thought for a while and said:
"Wu Guang should be an officer in the army. If he knows the law and breaks the law, his crime will be increased by one degree.
Kill him for a thousand years, kill him a hundred times, and then send him to the duck house to feel love and peace."
Tie Zhu rubbed his hands and said excitedly:
"Okay! I will carry out the execution myself when the time comes!"
Hei Niu rolled his eyes and looked down upon Tie Zhu's lack of knowledge:
"What is execution? This is the process of letting them feel love!"
Qin Feng patted his shoulder and praised:
"It's still your dog."
"Hey, thank you for the compliment, boss."
After leaving Hangu Pass, the group no longer had to cover up their whereabouts.
Three thousand iron cavalry galloped toward the southeast with lightning speed.
However, when passing through Yangwuhu Maoxiang, Qin Feng suddenly stopped.
Hei Niu took out a comb, combed his middle part, and asked strangely:
"What's wrong, boss? Which fat lady do you like? I'll help you grab her?"
"???Do you think we are bandits? Can you speak more civilly?"
Black Bull scratched his head and said tentatively:
"Which fat lady do you like? I'll invite her for you."
"...."
Qin Feng was speechless. He felt that if he continued to argue with this fool, he would be pissed to death.
"If I remember correctly, there is a talent here who is comparable to Xiao He."
Tie Zhu puffed up his chest:
"Yes, that's right!"
"Go away!!!"
Qin Feng couldn't bear it anymore and kicked them out one by one.
"We're not going to be on the road today. Let's rest for a day near this village. Hei Niu and Tie Zhu, you two, put on ordinary clothes and follow me into the village."
"promise!"
After a while, Qin Feng looked at Hei Niu and Tiezhu, who were dressed as evil slaves, and then at himself wearing a Confucian shirt and holding a folding fan. No matter how he looked, he didn't look like a good person.
He totally looks like a playboy who comes out to cause trouble.
Qin Feng can't control so much anymore. He urgently wants to meet the legendary "Poison Master"!
The three of them walked into the village carelessly. It was the time when the sun was rising, and the people were tending to the crops in the fields.
Only the idle men, not engaged in production, gathered in small groups at the edge of the village, bragging and basking in the sun.
Qin Feng randomly picked an idle guy who picked his feet, threw three Qin Banliang to him, and asked:
"Do you have a young man here who doesn't work but only plays all day long?"
The idle man quickly put Qin Banliang away, fearing that his companions would snatch him away.
Then he pointed at himself and said with a smile:
"Yes, he is just a villain, isn't he?"
Qin Feng looked at his ugly face, shook his head and said:
"He's very handsome. Well, his sister-in-law is also very smooth."
Upon hearing this, the idle man suddenly became excited, slapped his thigh suddenly, and said in surprise:
"You should have told his sister-in-law Run! You are looking for that little brat Chen Ping!"
