Chapter 254 Jumping into the pants pocket! It's too cruel
Zhao Tuo was stunned for a moment. Looking at the yellow-skinned man in front of him, he always felt that something was not right.
Why did the First Emperor choose eunuchs without going through screening? How could such an ugly person enter the palace to serve the First Emperor?
What the hell is a special imperial envoy?
Is it possible that the great emperor of all ages likes this mouthful?
Zhao Tuo was a very cautious person by nature. He immediately asked cautiously:
"My father-in-law looks a little unfamiliar. I wonder when he entered the palace?"
The black father-in-law replied impatiently:
"Why are you so busy? It's probably because the first snowfall last year came later than usual.
I am the nephew of the cousin of the brother-in-law of the distant cousin of Prime Minister Zuo Li Si!"
As he said this, he actually took out a token from Li Si's residence.
"When Li You was little, he used to call me Second Uncle.
If you can’t do it now, you have to call me Second Auntie!”
Zhao Tuo was stunned for a moment and couldn't help scratching his head.
Although I don’t understand exactly what kind of relationship there is, one thing is correct.
This black father-in-law belongs to Lord Li Si!
That’s one of our own!
Although he looks a bit rough, doesn't this mean that Lord Li Si has achieved a complete victory in the court?
Qin Feng was finally defeated!
Thinking about it this way, Zhao Tuo suddenly became more pleased with the black father-in-law.
Even his rugged face felt a little softer, and he became more and more handsome as he looked at it.
After all, you came in through the back door, so you can't ask for too much.
The competition in the eunuch profession is not fierce, just cut it if you dare.
Zhao Tuo and Ren Xiao looked at each other, immediately smiled, bowed and said:
"Eunuch Black, I will finally take over the order."
Unexpectedly, the black father-in-law said in a loud voice:
"Don't worship me, I'm just a deputy envoy.
The Lord is resting ten miles outside the camp.
If nothing happens to the two generals, please come with me."
Zhao Tuo couldn't help but frown slightly when he heard this.
Ren Xiao also looked suspicious. Why didn't the envoy come directly to the camp?
Is it possible that this is a fraud? This person just wants to deceive the two of them out of the camp?
But they have seen the token in Prime Minister Li Si's house.
The piece presented by the black father-in-law in front of me is obviously true.
Is it possible that Master Li Si has betrayed him? He wants to kill them?
Impossible!
Master Li Si rebels against himself?
If this matter is exposed, he will be the one who suffers the most!
Zhao Tuo thought for a while and asked respectfully:
"I dare to ask Mr. Hei, why doesn't the envoy come to the camp?
It’s also a good idea for the general to show his kindness as a landlord and entertain us well."
Hearing this, the black father-in-law immediately slapped his thigh and cursed loudly:
"Qin Feng doesn't have martial ethics! On the way here, he actually sent Master Zhao Gao to disperse!
It is simply extremely cruel!
Don’t you know that on the way here, you were riding a horse, tugging at your trouser pockets, and tugging at your trouser pockets!
It’s absolutely amazing!”
Upon hearing this, everyone suddenly took a breath!
When riding a horse, you pull up your trouser pocket when you bump, or pull up your trouser pocket when you bump?
Is this something that humans do?
Isn’t this too doggy?
No need to think about it, Qin Feng definitely did this!
Black Eunuch was distraught and said:
"Have pity on our Eunuch Zhao Gao, he is already exhausted! Otherwise, he would not have come so slowly.
Originally, he wanted to come in person to deliver the imperial edict, but just ten miles ahead, a big wave suddenly came.
I fainted on the spot!
Now our one hundred guards are providing first aid over there!"
Upon hearing this, Zhao Tuo and Ren Xiao immediately believed it.
Only Qin Feng could create such a tragic scene.
Moreover, they had heard of Zhao Gao's name. It was said that he was the most trusted eunuch of His Majesty the First Emperor.
Now that the delivery of the letter was slow, they asked with concern:
"Eunuch Zhao, are you okay? There is a military doctor in our camp, do you want to take him with us?"
The black father-in-law looked happy:
"Bring it on, bring it on!
Our Eunuch Zhao will definitely thank you, and when the time comes, please say a few kind words in front of the First Emperor!"
Zhao Tuo was overjoyed and quickly asked people to bring military doctors and eight hundred guards to follow the black father-in-law to see Zhao Gao.
Although I already believed it nine points, I still took precautions.
If there is a scam, these eight hundred cavalry can guarantee their way out of the siege.
There is only one mission across the street, and there are only three hundred people to support the sky, right?
At the beginning, General Wang Jian's bodyguards only numbered 500 people.
If it exceeds this number, it is suspected of overstepping.
When the time comes, His Majesty the First Emperor will be held accountable if he refuses!
Therefore, Zhao Tuo and Ren Xiao could no longer restrain themselves and started working faster.
Along the way, they did not forget to mock Zhang Han and Han Xin.
The two men were tied like rice dumplings and tied to horses.
At this time, he was suffering from great hatred and had a sad look on his face.
Zhang Han cried for his father and shouted for his mother:
"God has no eyes! He actually allowed the traitor to succeed! He harmed my boss Qin!"
Han Xin looked at Eunuch Hei blankly, and then at Zhang Han, feeling a little confused for a moment.
When the black father-in-law saw this, he immediately whipped him and cursed:
"Damn it! It was your troublesome boss Qin who harmed my father-in-law!
Everyone is so depressed!
I ate something salty while eating, and when I coughed, it came out!
Eating and jumping at the same time! It’s so fucking amazing!”
Han Xin was whipped, and immediately he grinned widely and began to cry:
"Boss Qin! Help! I don't want to die yet!"
Zhao Tuo came over and said flatteringly:
"Eunuch Black, these two people will be left to your disposal later. Feel free to vent your anger."
The black father-in-law nodded with satisfaction:
"Very good, I will pluck out all the hair on them in a moment!"
Torture them for three days and three nights before we talk!"
After running for about a quarter of an hour, everyone finally arrived at a small forest.
Surrounded by lush vegetation and shadows of trees.
More than a hundred war horses stood nearby and grazed freely.
More than a hundred people dressed like guards were surrounding a man in eunuch uniform, greeting him with greetings.
Presumably this is Zhao Gao, Mr. Zhao!
Seeing this, Zhao Tuo immediately jumped off his horse and ran up quickly, wanting to be the first to show his courtesy.
"Don't panic, Mr. Zhao! The general is here to bring you a military doctor!"
That little guy Qin Feng is so abominable, he actually fled to you!"
"Thank you so much, my beloved relatives, friends, and brothers!"
"Huh? When did Mo Jiang and you become brothers and sisters of the opposite sex?"
But at this moment, the young man in eunuch uniform suddenly turned around and grabbed Zhao Tuo's arm, with a face full of teasing.
Zhao Tuo was shocked and almost jumped up!
That familiar face is simply his lifelong nightmare!
The teasing smile at the corner of his mouth almost frightened him to the point that his heart stopped beating!
"Fuck! You! You are!"
This chapter has been completed!
