Chapter 291 Is the elixir poisonous or the underpants?
"Hey! Ha! Drink!"
Early in the morning, there was a shouting sound outside the camp.
This made Qin Feng, who was used to sleeping in and didn't sleep well last night, feel very angry.
"Which bastard is so shameless? Why don't you let people sleep so early in the morning?
Do you think you have a royal method? Let the fool know today, I am a royal law!"
He kicked off the quilt, picked up the "Delight of Fire", and rushed out angrily.
Just when he was about to teach the other party an unforgettable lesson.
Suddenly, he discovered that in front of him, Ying Zheng was shirtless and his muscles were taut.
The eight-pack abs are sharp and angular, and the whole person roars loudly, swings the stone lock the size of a wheel, and dances with great power!
Seeing Qin Feng coming out, Ying Zheng threw the stone lock weighing hundreds of kilograms out and asked lightly:
"Are you awake? Did you hear someone calling me a bastard just now?"
Qin Feng held Ban Zhuan's right hand and had already hidden it behind his back.
A warm smile quickly appeared on his face, and he said simply:
"No? Your Majesty heard wrongly.
How could anyone dare to scold you? Isn’t this just taking the courage of a bear’s heart and a leopard’s courage?”
【Oh my god! Why is your hearing so good?】
[The First Emperor was not deaf at all, so why did he insist on calling himself Deaf Brother? Is the emperor really deaf? 】
Ying Zheng snorted coldly:
"You don't have to be brave to do this!"
"How can it be possible? We all are loyal, and we can learn from the sun and the moon.
Not to mention being brave and timid, I don't even dare to slander you."
After Qin Feng finished speaking angrily, he turned around and prepared to run away.
As a result, a strong force suddenly came from his shoulders.
【Don’t mess with me! You’re not allowed to sleep so early in the morning!】
When Qin Feng turned around with a look of despair on his face, he saw Ying Zheng's majestic chest muscles.
"Come, let's practice together."
"Wei Chen...Wei Chen, forget it. I didn't sleep well last night. I need to catch up on my sleep first."
"Okay, come here, we will send Qin Feng to the cleansing room in a hurry for eight hundred miles, and let Zhao Gao perform the surgery himself."
"Your Majesty! Wei Chen suddenly feels that it is very necessary to exercise!"
For most of the next hour, Qin Feng seemed to be wearing a mask of pain and followed Ying Zheng for five kilometers.
Then do 300 stone locks, 300 pull-ups, and 500 push-ups.
After a set of procedures, he was like a puddle of mud, slumped on the ground, saying nothing and unable to get up.
Ying Zheng was sweating slightly, but other than the slight rise and fall of his eight-pack abs, there were no major changes.
This is enough to show his terrifying core strength and extremely strong physical fitness.
[Oh my god, with the current physical condition of the First Emperor, if he doesn’t take pills, it won’t be a problem to live for another fifty years, right? 】
Ying Zheng was stunned for a moment, taking pills?
He had indeed thought about this question, but it was just out of pure curiosity.
Because over the years, magicians have continued to offer elixirs.
It is said that this is the product of absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and the essence of the sun and moon.
As long as you take the elixir for a long time, you can seek immortality!
As long as we are human, we will fear birth, old age, illness and death.
Not to mention Ying Zheng, as the emperor of the ages, he is actually more afraid of death than anyone else.
Because of this great country, he was reluctant to leave.
There are also descendants and Qin Feng who make him feel that the road has not been paved yet.
The world is not at peace and the people are not yet healthy, so how can we die?
However, Ying Zheng also knew that Qin Feng had always thought these warlocks were liars.
In addition, since I have always been in good health, I have never taken any pills and have always maintained a wait-and-see attitude.
Now that I see Qin Feng speaking like this, I naturally feel a little strange.
Ying Zheng pondered for a moment, then pretended to ask casually:
"Qin Feng, yesterday Ma Changsheng told me that if you take the elixir, you can live forever."
Qin Feng's ears twitched and he said lazily:
"Yes, yes, you can live forever, which is awesome."
Ying Zheng: "......"
There's something wrong with the script!
You brat, shouldn't you refute?
Is this the legendary inconsistency? Is this perfunctory to the extreme?
Ying Zheng felt that there might be something wrong with his way of expression. He thought about it and said calmly:
"Come here, bring the elixir refined by Taoist Master Ma Changsheng and give it to the Marquis of Xianyang to take."
When Qin Feng heard this, he jumped up on the spot and refused righteously:
"Your Majesty, there is no need for that!
It’s better that you keep this kind of good stuff and eat it with Master Ma!
I am a humble minister and cannot eat such good food!"
Ying Zheng sneered:
"But I don't want you to die!
What does it mean if I live forever alone?
Come on, come on, there’s a big jar here, you can eat it all!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Ying Zheng reached out and grabbed Qin Feng, about to pour it into his mouth.
Qin Feng was shocked, his face turned pale, and he struggled hard and said:
"No! I won't eat! I won't eat!
This stuff is poisonous! Even dogs won’t eat it!”
As soon as these words came out, not only Ying Zheng, but also Ma Changsheng, who was happily watching the fun next to him, fell silent.
After a while, Ma Changsheng plucked up the courage, hid behind Ying Zheng, and said righteously:
"How can the Marquis of Xianyang spit blood on others? These elixirs absorb the essence of the sun and the moon. How come dogs don't eat them?"
When Qin Feng saw Ma Changsheng, he immediately sneered.
You happen to be being bullied and have nowhere to vent your anger, yet you actually dare to join in?
After saying that, Qin Feng suddenly took a step forward and grabbed Ma Changsheng's beard.
“Ouch! It hurts, it hurts!
Marquis of Xianyang, you don’t have martial ethics! Why are you pulling your beard!"
Qin Feng sneered and said:
"Come on, come on, I'll drink this handful of ten elixirs for you today!
Let’s see if you become an immortal or ascend to immortality!”
Qin Feng has always been a practical person, and he will never force anything if he can do it.
While he was talking, he had already pinched Ma Changsheng's mouth and stuffed pill after pill into it.
Ma Changsheng had a look of fear on his face, struggling feebly and looking towards Ying Zheng as if asking for help.
It's a pity that Ying Zheng looked at Ma Changsheng's reaction with curiosity on his face, without any intention of stopping him, which is heart-warming!
"vomit!"
After all ten pills were stuffed in, Qin Feng let go of Ma Changsheng, but he immediately started picking at his throat.
How could Qin Feng let him get his wish? He immediately shouted:
"Hei Niu! Where are your pants? Put it in his mouth! Don't spit it out!"
"okay!"
The black bull laughed ferociously and flew up.
He directly stuffed a lump of black stuff into Ma Changsheng's mouth.
At the same time, his hands were tied so that he could not break free.
Ma Changsheng rolled his eyes and fainted on the spot.
I don’t know if the elixir is poisonous or if the black cow’s underwear is poisonous.
Ying Zheng was stunned as he watched from the side. The operations of the master and servant were simply unheard of and unseen before.
But why does it look so refreshing?
At this moment, Ying Jia’s excited voice sounded from outside the camp:
"Your Majesty! The Immortal Master is coming across the sea!
I present the "Book of Records" of the Immortal Family! May our Great Qin Dynasty be prosperous forever!"
