Chapter 266 Qin Feng: God, if you hear me, you will deduct 1, and if you can’t hear me, you will deduct the hole.
After Qin Fengzuo was beaten, he finally became honest.
Follow Ying Zheng on top of the Jade Emperor's Peak, and worship God seriously.
One prayer piece after another was burned, and I don’t know how long it took to burn it.
Anyway, when the sun sets in the west, there are still quite a few.
Ying Zheng is an extremely conceited and proud person.
Therefore, most of the sacrificial texts he burned were descriptions of his own achievements and praising the Qin Dynasty.
And I hope that God, in view of his achievements in unifying China and ending the war, can bless the Qin Dynasty and himself.
Qin Feng yawned out of boredom, and saw that Ying Zheng was closing his eyes to rest, not sure if he was communicating with God, but he didn't have time to pay attention to himself anyway.
He carefully poked Kong Yu and asked:
"Does this thing work?"
If it had been anyone else, Kong Kun would have been too lazy to pay attention.
But this is a Xianyang monkey! What if you ignore him and he just throws you off Mount Tai?
It was obvious to all how much the First Emperor doted on him!
But before Kong Yu could say anything, Kong Sheng came up to him with a big face and said with a flattering look on his face:
"It's effective! As long as you are sincere and write a memorial to God, it will come true when the time comes!"
"really?"
"Absolutely serious!"
Qin Feng thought for a while, then took out his writing brush and started writing crookedly.
Although he has been in Daqin for eight years, he still cannot use a brush.
If you really can't avoid it, just write with charcoal pen.
When he finished writing, he nodded with satisfaction and handed it to Kong Sheng, asking him to help him burn it.
Kong Sheng was naturally extremely happy to be able to flatter the Marquis of Xianyang. This was a rare opportunity!
But just when he stepped forward and was about to throw it in together with those boring memorial texts.
As a result, when he walked over, he accidentally glanced at it, and his face suddenly turned pale. He saw that it read:
"If God can really hear what I say, then deduct 1. If you can't hear it, deduct the rawhide swallow."
Seeing Kong Sheng standing there in a daze, Qin Feng suddenly said dissatisfied:
"What are you doing? Don't delay my communication with God!"
Kong Sheng smiled bitterly, but he still had no choice but to throw the paper in his hand into the cauldron.
What a bitch! Why do you still pray like this?
Do you still want to show off, brother?
After all, we are praying to God. Is it reasonable for you to write such a thing?
Seeing the sacrificial inscriptions burn out, and after a long time, until the sky darkened, his skin swallow was still intact, Kong Sheng breathed a sigh of relief.
Qin Feng looked at Kong Sheng's intact clothes and sighed with regret.
Sure enough, it's of no use.
Otherwise, I would like to have God show up and send me back two thousand years later.
Daqin has neither a computer nor a mobile phone, so what a fool!
Seeing that it was already getting late, every memorial article had been burnt out.
Ying Zheng then said calmly:
"Let's stay here for one night today."
"promise!"
"What?"
Qin Feng was a little dumbfounded. He still wanted to sleep here for one night?
Mount Tai is so high that the airflow is very chaotic.
It’s easy to encounter heavy rain and stormy weather!
Wouldn’t it be beautiful then?
Qin Feng was about to dissuade him, but after touching his aching buttocks, he gave up.
After all, when the First Emperor saw him now, his expression was not very good.
If that's the case, just stay here, it's just one night anyway.
Qin Feng was bored and was about to go to Yuhuangding to live with Heiniu and Tiezhu.
After all, these two things add up to more than 500 kilograms. Even if there is a storm, they will not be blown away.
But what he didn't expect was that as soon as he turned around, Ying Zheng said coldly:
"You stay and pray with me here!"
"ah?"
"Don't want to?"
"I'd love to!"
Qin Feng sat down on the stone next to him with a sad face.
The Jade Emperor's Peak is the highest point in Mount Tai, and one of the places with strong winds at night.
Hope you don't get blown away.
Soon, the Iron Eagle warriors began to set up camp.
A luxurious tent belonging to the emperor was quickly erected.
Under the Jade Emperor's Dome, civil and military officials also began to set up small tents, but they were much simpler.
Feng Chan's team would not take many other things besides the First Emperor's supplies.
So a thin tent would be good to shelter from the wind. Two people huddled together to keep each other warm and shivering.
After all, the temperature here drops drastically after nightfall.
But at this time, Heiniu and Tiezhu looked at everyone with contemptuous smiles on their lips.
They took out two sleeping bags from their oversized cowhide backpacks. After getting in, they were extremely warm.
Not to mention there is a small tent outside for shelter from the wind.
Everyone was immediately envious.
Zhao Gao looked at Hu Hai, who was shivering with cold, and then at Qin Feng, who had walked into the luxurious tent.
I couldn't help but secretly curse, "This is so much closer than my own son!"
It's almost certain that the First Emperor forgot to bring a young son with him!
Zhao Gao looked uncertain, but finally stepped forward and said respectfully:
"You two brave men, can you lend me a sleeping bag to Mr. Hu Hai?
It's too cold today, Your Majesty doesn't want the young master to get cold, right?"
If these words mixed with threats are heard by other officials, they will still be effective.
But for people like Heiniu and Tiezhu who have slipped through the cracks of quality education, it’s like playing the piano to a cow.
Black Bull stuck out his head impatiently and said:
"I won't lend it, I won't borrow it! One hundred taels a piece, buy it if you like!"
"One hundred taels? You grab it!"
"Shit! That's what you said! I can obviously rob you directly, but I still give you a sleeping bag, so just be satisfied!"
"It makes so much sense!"
Just when Zhao Gao pinched his nose and was about to admit defeat and take out one hundred taels of silver, Hei Niu saw a look of disgust on his face and said:
"Gold! Gold!
The people next door saw it and thought you were sending away beggars!"
Zhao Gao suddenly felt paralyzed. You want to sell this thing for one hundred taels of gold? He is really a bandit!
But when he thought about who these two people were hanging out with, Zhao Gao felt relieved.
He kept repeating in his mind, "People who are not like dogs have the same knowledge," so he pinched his nose and bought it back.
Anyway, the green hills are preserved and there is no need to worry about running out of firewood. If Hu Hai froze to death, everything would be over.
Besides, this money belongs to Hu Hai! What does it have to do with me?
Just as the night was getting darker, the civil and military officials were yawning, huddled in small tents, and falling asleep.
Suddenly, a gust of wind roared!
That terrifying hurricane blew across the top of the mountain in an instant, blowing countless tents into the sky in an instant!
For a moment, there were screams!
All the civil and military officials were bruised and swollen from the fall, crying for their fathers and mothers, but they could only be thankful that they were not blown down the mountain with the tents!
Otherwise, it will be a catastrophe that will break your body into pieces!
Only Ying Zheng's luxurious tent was held down by the Iron Eagle warriors, and it was not blown away.
But then, a dull thunder sounded, and a long, narrow and fierce lightning illuminated the night sky for an instant, as if splitting the whole world.
In an instant, heavy rain poured down!
Ying Zheng walked out with a livid face.
There were already whispers among the crowd.
"Oh my God! God is angry!"
"Sure enough, doesn't God bless the Qin Dynasty?"
"Hmph! Everyone in the violent Qin Dynasty will kill him! Even God is disgusted!"
(The annoying Monday is over, the weekend is still far away~)