Chapter 309: Concubine Coffee and Concubine Zhuang
"Handsome pot~ Do you want to enjoy my dancing posture~"
Hearing these "tempting" words, Xu Fu couldn't calm down for a while.
Yes, Qin Feng has complained about the aesthetics of the ancients countless times.
In such an era of scarcity, for ordinary people, plumpness is beauty.
Especially with the protruding front and back like a black bull, if it were a woman, she would definitely be driven crazy.
Only nobles have different aesthetic standards like modern people.
For example, the king of Chu had a slim waist, and many people in Chu starved to death. This is the reason.
"Oh~ I know how to play, little lady~"
Obviously, Xu Fu was not a nobleman.
He is also an ordinary person, and he has not been in contact with a young lady for a long time.
After being provoked a little bit, I couldn't hold myself back any longer.
"No, no, this is His Majesty's woman! I must hold back!"
Just as Xu Fu was about to take a step, he covered his head in pain.
In this camp, except the First Emperor, who would dare to bring a woman in?
Although she is showing favor to herself, this kind of love is immoral!
And if you don't do it right, it will bring disaster to yourself!
Could it be that...His Majesty the First Emperor sent them to test himself?
Test your determination, endurance and loyalty?
Or is this also a gift from His Majesty the First Emperor?
I admire my talent too much, so I want to give it to a beauty?
I heard that there is such a bad habit among their nobles.
They like to give concubines to each other to achieve the purpose of enhancing their relationship.
Just when Xu Fu's wild flowers were becoming more and more charming and he was hesitant.
Suddenly, another plump figure appeared next to her. To be precise, she was plumper than this dark beauty.
"Her" dance is more enchanting, and her voice is more charming:
"Please give your orders to Daji~Master~"
As the numbing voice fell, Xu Fu lost his composure at all.
Daji! This is Daji!
I didn’t expect that the First Emperor was quite good at playing! Why did he get all the sex done?
Xu Fu didn’t know what y was, but he knew it was quite exciting!
He hasn't been with a woman for a long time, how can he withstand it?
Just as he was struggling endlessly, he slowly walked out.
Suddenly, the two "beauties" took a step forward and threw him to the ground.
"oops!"
Xu Fu was shocked and overwhelmed with joy.
It is obvious that he is shy and wants to refuse in return.
The fragrant breath hit my face, but...well, the chest hair of these two beauties seemed a bit thick.
"Don't be so proactive, Xiaosheng... Xiaosheng is not ready yet."
Just when Xu Fu was painfully and happily preparing to enjoy the rare good time.
Suddenly, a scream brought him back to reality.
"Oh my God! Xu Fu, you are not a son of a man! How dare you touch His Majesty's women? Mother Dunlun!"
Xu Fu was startled and suddenly got up from the ground.
The two "beauties" also screamed and ran outside the tent again, turning their backs to themselves and sobbing.
The light was dim and I couldn't see clearly.
But the figure is indeed very plump.
Qin Feng didn't know when he appeared outside the camp, looking at him in disbelief.
His eyes were filled with a variety of emotions including regret, sadness, and sigh.
He clutched his chest and said sadly:
"Xu Fu, His Majesty is so kind to you, but you actually stole his home?"
Xu Fu immediately blushed and explained hurriedly:
"No, it's not what you think!"
Qin Feng sighed deeply:
"Why is it not what I thought? I saw you and the two concubines rolling on the ground with my own eyes.
That’s an unsightly thing to look at! That’s an insult to politeness!”
"Ah?" Xu Fu was dumbfounded:
"These two are His Majesty's concubines? How is that possible?!"
Although these two "beauties" are very much in line with my own taste, the question is, is it a bit too outrageous to become concubines?
Your Majesty's taste is a bit strong! Your chest hair is so hairy that it's a bit prickly!
When Qin Feng heard this, he immediately became unhappy and asked:
"Why is it impossible? Are you questioning His Majesty's vision?"
Xu Fu quickly waved his hand and said:
"No, no, just...surprised."
Qin Feng snorted lightly, pointed at one of them, and introduced seriously:
"This is Concubine Ka, a famous black beauty in Great Qin!
This is Concubine Zhuang, a famous fitness beauty in Great Qin!"
Xu Fu grinned and wiped away the cold sweat.
Seeing Concubine Ka and Concubine Zhuang sobbing, as if they had been caught and raped in bed, he felt that he was in trouble.
Sure enough, Qin Feng couldn't help but sigh deeply, waved his hand, and drove away the two "beloved concubines" of the First Emperor.
Then he stepped forward, patted Xu Fu on the shoulder, and said seriously:
"Fellow, you are in trouble.
These two are His Majesty the First Emperor's favorite concubines. How dare you have an affair with them?
It seems like you won’t be able to see the sun tomorrow!”
Xu Fu trembled, bowed his head deeply, and said with a cry:
"House of Xianyang, please save me! Xu Fu has absolutely no ill intentions, and he has never done anything real.
It was them who seduced me! It was them!"
Qin Feng shook his head with sorrow and said:
"Didn't you hear what Concubine Zhuang said? Daji!
The two of them are the demon concubines of Great Qin! They like to come out and enchant people!
You are unlucky and have fallen into the trap."
Having said this, Qin Feng paused, glanced at the frightened Xu Fu, and continued:
"It's okay, Your Majesty will definitely know about this tomorrow.
If you are too young at that time, I will castrate you and send you to the palace, where you will become a sister to Zhao Gao.
If it's serious, I'll castrate you a hundred times. If you can withstand it, send you to the palace and become a sister to Zhao Gao."
"hiss!"
Xu Fu took a breath, this sounded painful!
He asked cautiously:
"May I ask the Marquis of Xianyang, how can a person be castrated a hundred times?"
Qin Feng muttered:
"Cut a little at a time, slowly, and you can castrate it a hundred times.
Like my guard Black Bull, the famous Niu Zige in Da Qin, even if he has been castrated eight hundred times, there may still be something left."
Xu Fu’s back molars hurt when he heard it!
The person who can come up with such punishment is really a genius!
Any normal person would not eunuch someone a hundred times, right?
Qin Feng looked around cautiously and said anxiously:
"Stop standing there stupidly, run!
For the sake of my fellow countrymen, I'll give you a token.
I know all the guards around me and Heibingtai, and they can give me three points of thin noodles.
If you don’t run away, you’ll be doomed by the time Emperor Shihuang reacts!”
Xu Fu bowed deeply with gratitude on his face, but shook his head firmly:
"No! His Majesty the First Emperor has been kind to me, and I feel that I cannot do such unkind, unjust, unfaithful and unfilial things!
Xu Fu accepted the kindness of Marquis Xianyang.
Xu Fu will confess this matter to His Majesty now!
If you want to kill or behead me, please do as you please!"
Qin Feng was stunned: "Should I blanch it? So hard?"
This chapter has been completed!
