Chen Ping was lying on the soft bed, looking helpless.
Qin Feng was lying comfortably on the rocking chair beside him, eating a bite of barbecue and drinking a sip of kefir.
Looking at the clouds rolling and relaxing, I feel so uncomfortable.
This kind of laid-back life is simply too much to stop.
It would be really great if there were no black cows around and the iron pillars were snoring one after another.
Chen Ping finally couldn't stand it anymore and shouted irritably:
"Can you tell these two bastards to shut up?
The snoring is as loud as that of a steam engine! Does your throat hurt?!"
Qin Feng took a sip of sour milk and said calmly:
"It's no use telling me, just tell them.
In order to help you stand guard last night, these two didn't sleep all night.
It’s okay if you don’t thank others, how can you repay kindness with enmity?”
It would be okay if he didn't say it. As soon as he mentioned this, Chen Ping suddenly became furious.
His face turned red and he gritted his teeth and said:
"How dare you say that! You knew she was coming last night, right?
Why didn't you stop her! Why didn't you save me!"
Qin Feng pretended to be surprised and said:
"No, no, if you don't like it, can't you just push her away?
You are a big man, but you are not as strong as a woman, right?"
Upon hearing this, Chen Ping's face turned redder and he stammered:
"I want to push her away...who knew she was so strong!
I was forced! My innocence!"
When Qin Feng heard this, he frowned slightly and said dissatisfied:
"Chen Ping, I advise you not to be ignorant of good and evil!
Why is my sister-in-law not good enough for you?"
"Shut up! Shut up! Sister-in-law!
It’s the Yan family! It’s the Yan family!”
Chen Ping was going crazy. He felt that his reputation was going to be ruined by Qin Feng.
If word spreads about this piece of shit like Qin Feng, wouldn't he be called "Chen Ping's wife-stealer"?
But this is bullshit for me!
What kind of sister-in-law is this?
At best...well, the enemy's wife!
You, the Great Chanyu of the Xiongnu, led your men to rob my people in the Central Plains. I stole your wife as revenge for the people of the Central Plains!
Thinking this way, Chen Ping felt a little better.
There was even a little light and greatness in my heart, and my image instantly grew taller!
Besides, you are also forced, okay?
"By the way, the Huns you killed last night will not be discovered, right?"
"What killed the Huns? Those were killed by prairie wolves! It's none of our business!"
At this moment, a strong man suddenly came over on horseback from a distance.
But when he was about a hundred meters away from the tent, he jumped off his horse and walked towards this side very respectfully.
Chen Ping was slightly surprised, but Qin Feng pointed at the Tiga mask he was wearing, and he understood.
This is how people respect the messengers of God!
When the man came up to him, Qin Feng realized that his beard was so lush that his entire face was covered with beard.
Although it looks very sloppy and dirty, around his neck is a string of exquisitely carved giant eagle agate produced in the Qin Empire workshop.
She was also wearing green silk as thin as cicada's wings produced in the workshops of the Qin Empire.
"Tsk tsk, you are worthy of being the Righteous King of the Huns. He is rich.
With this outfit, Qin Fu at least blackmailed a thousand sheep, right?
It’s really a shit basin with gold rim.”
Qin Feng complained, and when he saw the person coming, he made a fist with his left hand across his chest, and pointed to the sky with his right hand, performing the etiquette of a divine envoy.
If someone is so polite, Qin Feng will naturally return the favor.
King Youxian Huyan Zhuogong, caressing his chest respectfully, said:
"Great divine envoy, Touman Dashanyu invites you to go to the royal court to discuss important matters.
And Mr. Chen Ping, please come with us."
Chen Ping couldn't help but tremble suddenly, and subconsciously looked at Qin Feng.
What a guilty conscience!
The Yan family just sneaked over last night. Will Touman Shanyu invite him over this morning?
Is this not asking you to put yourself in an urn?
Qin Feng shook his head slightly and pondered for a moment.
He lifted up his sleeve, and a gold bar fell into Hu Yanzhuo's sleeve without leaving a trace.
Hu Yanzhuo couldn't help but exclaimed in admiration. He was indeed a great divine envoy! His technique was so smooth.
Qin Feng asked lightly:
"I wonder if it would be inconvenient for King Youxian to tell me what is important about the big order?"
Hearing this, Hu Yanzhuo immediately looked around and lowered his voice:
"It's a very important thing! I'm afraid the grassland is not peaceful!"
Qin Feng was suddenly shocked.
Could it be that the plan to rescue Mao Dun was known to others?
In other words, Touman found out about Chen Ping's stolen wife?
No way! Is there a sixth in your team?
Just when Qin Feng's face was uncertain, Hu Yanzhuo's eyes were slightly frightened and he whispered:
"Last night, someone saw a prairie wolf killing someone!"
Qin Feng was stunned:
"Huh? A prairie wolf kills someone? Isn't that normal?"
"It's normal! Although it's very common for prairie wolves to bite people to death, have you ever seen a prairie wolf stabbing people with a knife?
He’s become a sperm! Last night, many people saw with their own eyes that there were prairie wolves with knives, looking for people who were alone after drinking too much. It was so scary!”
"...Indeed...it's a little scary..."
"The Great Chanyu is so anxious! There is an evil spirit appearing on the grassland!
Early in the morning, he asked the witch who danced to the great god to contact Changshengtian, and he came to the conclusion that Changshengtian was punishing the grassland!
So, the Great Chanyu asked me to ask God to send you over to see if there is anything I can do."
"......good."
Qin Feng was speechless. It was obvious that this was the rumor that Qin Fu asked the people in the caravan to spread everywhere.
For the Huns who were still in the primitive society, they were naturally afraid of all unknown things.
Especially those witches who claim to be able to communicate with the Immortal God.
This lie is simply impeccable.
Of course, maybe those witches who performed the magic show were also confused.
A prairie wolf attacks people with a knife?
Why don't you say it can break people's necks?
However, in order to show their own mystery, they will definitely support this statement.
After all, only by fooling those ignorant people can you maintain your rights as a divine envoy.
When Qin Feng came to the royal court, he found that Touman Chanyu was already very anxious.
Yan didn't know if it was an illusion, but she always felt that she was much moisturized.
Obviously, the old and frail Da Chanyu was not as energetic as the strong Chen Ping.
After Touman saw Qin Feng, he immediately said anxiously:
"O divine messenger, Changshengtian said that this punishment will last for a long time.
Nowadays, people are in panic, does the God of Tiga have any solution?"
Qin Feng nodded slightly, and then started:
"The monsters and ghosts leave quickly! The monsters and ghosts leave quickly!"
After he finished dancing a circle, he said seriously:
"already solved."
Touman Shanyu was slightly startled and said hesitantly:
"Is this solved?"
"Yes, I asked Diga to say hello to Changshengtian. Let's forget about it today just to save face."
