Three hundred and fiftieth chapters The gentleman is magnanimous
When the weather is cold and freezing, there is nothing more comfortable than taking a hot bath.
Especially on the grasslands, neither the Huns nor the Donghu people are keen on bathing.
Even they only take a bath once in their life.
You wash it once when you are born, but when you die, it depends on your luck.
If it dies of old age or illness naturally, it will be cleaned and fed to vultures.
It is euphemistically called, returning to the embrace of the Immortal Heaven.
If you unfortunately die in battle or are killed by other tribes, you will never have the chance to take a second bath in this life.
Qin Feng soaked his whole body in the hot water and couldn't help but let out soft gasps of comfort.
The grassland is so huge that it is not common to see a wooden barrel that can hold three people bathing at the same time. Qin Fu got this from the Central Plains.
Qin Feng was very lucky that he insisted on taking it with him when he went on an expedition.
Otherwise, you will be like a dog or a black cow, extremely dirty.
But at this moment, the tent was suddenly opened.
The cold wind blowing against his face made Qin Feng couldn't help but shiver.
He immediately flew into a rage and cursed:
"What a stupid bastard! Didn't you see me taking a shower?"
But when Qin Feng looked up, he found that Hei Niu had a proud face and showed off:
"It's not me, I'm the well-known Niu Zi Ge. If you don't believe me, see for yourself."
"grass!"
Qin Feng picked up the water ladle and threw it at it, cursing:
"Is there something wrong with you? What are you doing here with your butt naked?!
Come on! Don’t force me to slap you!”
Hei Niu twisted his butt and avoided the water ladle. He waved his hands and said aggrievedly:
"Boss, you taught us how to keep your balls flat!"
"???"
Damn Dandan? I’ll bully you!
Qin Feng's face turned green. Did he teach this?
How the hell can I teach this kind of thing?
I’m really hooked! You’re uneducated, so don’t hook me up, okay?
Black Bull didn't know it yet, so he said to himself:
"Boss, look, we are all Confucian children now, we are all fucking educated people!
In the eyes of others, we are more or less a fucking gentleman, right?
So let’s just be honest, it’s my sister’s fault, right?”
What’s wrong with my sister is her size!
Qin Feng stretched out his hand tremblingly, pointed at the black cow, and gritted his teeth and said:
"Get lost! That's what you call a gentleman!"
When Hei Niu heard this, he looked unconvinced and muttered:
"You just fooled me, do you really think I'm uneducated?
When we meet Dan, isn't it this Dan?"
"????"
Everyone in Qin Feng is numb. When the hell did this happen? Are you still struggling with this?
"Don't come here! Who asked you to come here? Get out of here!"
"Boss, you are too unloyal. This big bucket is enough for three people, so I'll just take a little of it."
Seeing that Hei Niu wanted to continue to come here, Qin Feng became angry with shame, took out the joy of fire, and was about to slap Brother Niu Zi flat!
At this critical moment, Chen Ping's voice suddenly sounded from outside.
He rushed in suddenly and said excitedly:
"The heavy snow has begun to melt! The road back to the Xiongnu Palace is open! Spring is coming..."
Chen Ping looked at Qin Feng who was taking a bath and the black cow who was showing off himself unscrupulously, and he couldn't help but think deeply:
"Spring is here, you two...are you really good brothers?"
Hei Niu couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and said excitedly:
"Want to come together?"
Qin Feng fell into silence. He slowly stood up and wrapped himself in a bath towel.
Then he grabbed the crossbow on the ground and pointed it at Hei Niu. Chen Ping said with a ferocious face:
"Today, I will cut off your hemorrhoids!"
"Whizzing!"
"Go to hell, you bastard!"
"Ouch!"
Chen Ping and the black bull immediately ran away with their heads in their arms and the rat in their arms!
And outside the camp, real exclamations also came from the camp.
"Oh my god! This brother is so brave! How dare you be so wild in early spring?"
"Immortal God! Is this the legendary Brother Niu Zi?!"
"Is this...a beaver?"
.......
Mao Dun's inner excitement reached its peak. His hands could not help but tremble, and his eyes could not help but become bloodshot and glowing with blood.
That's right, he felt that he was so excited just because he was about to become the greatest king on the grassland.
Qin Feng was also happy for him and smiled brightly.
Maodun was obviously seriously poisoned by mushroom powder.
The toxin damaged his nerves, making him unable to control his emotions.
So much so that even the loyal Ashina Shabi was whipped several times because she was too ugly.
But that's not important. What's important is that Mao Dun thinks it's reasonable.
"You bitch, just wait for the gold coins to explode!"
One hundred thousand string-controllers, dragging their families and their families with them, began to move towards the direction of the Xiongnu royal court.
Such a large-scale population migration must bring sufficient supplies.
Fortunately, the large-scale killing of the Donghu tribe by Maodun resulted in a large number of ownerless cattle and sheep.
This provides a sufficient source of food for everyone.
Countless cattle and sheep were driven towards the west.
Maodun kept urging the crowd, wishing he could rush day and night and reach the Huns' royal court the next day.
Fortunately, he could still more or less listen to what Qin Feng and Chen Ping said.
Even though he seemed very irritable, even though the mushroom powder had caused him to hallucinate.
But Qin Feng didn't understand why the hallucination that Mao Dun saw was a prairie wolf killing people?
Does he really believe this stuff?
It seems that when I did this, it really left a psychological shadow on many people.
After all, this kind of chattering thing is very mysterious to the Huns who were still in the tribal period.
Even so, the large army still moved very quickly.
During this period, Ashina Shabi secretly came to see Qin Feng once. There was a very obvious whip mark on his honest face.
It was obviously beaten by Mao Dun.
But he didn't seem to care very much, but was very concerned about Mao Dun.
"Master Divine Envoy, why has King Zuo Xian been so moody recently?
I feel like he looks weird, maybe he was cursed by the Donghu people, right?"
Looking at Ashina Shabi's melancholy expression, Qin Feng patted his shoulder and patiently comforted the loyal guard:
"Don't worry, this is just because King Zuo Xian is too excited. After the big event is completed, he will return to his original wise and wise appearance.
Believe me, the God of Tiga will bless him."
I don't know whether Ashina Shabi believed it or not. Anyway, as he approached the royal court, Mao Dun's expression became even more crazy.
In order to show his surrender to his enemy Man, he only brought a thousand light cavalry with him.
There were also many spies planted by Touman, and they headed to the royal court.
When he saw Touman Shanyu's flag from a distance, he got off his horse, prostrated on the ground, and cried bitterly.
"Great Xiongnu Great Chanyu! Your faithful servant!
Humble Maodun, your son who loves you the most is back!"
