For a moment, Qin Feng ignored the pain and forcibly got up from the bed.
Hei Niu wanted to help him, but was pushed away.
When he came to the door, he saw an old acquaintance.
Cui Li was always following Cui Li when he was in Chu State, and he and Qin Feng were considered old friends.
At this time, I saw that he was dusty and even a little embarrassed.
The journey was full of ups and downs, with horses galloping so wildly that he was almost torn to pieces.
Therefore, the way he walked was extremely awkward, just like Brother Gao Zi who had just been fucked, very uncoordinated.
Therefore, the first time he saw Qin Feng, he turned his nostrils to the sky, snorted coldly, and said with an ugly face:
"This official should have followed His Majesty and patrolled the world! Recording the grand events of eternity!
But for some unknown reason, he was favored by the Marquis of Xianyang and ran for ten days to this barbaric land!
Please make it clear to the Marquis of Xianyang what you like about Xiaguan, and Xiaguan can change it!"
Qin Feng looked around and asked:
"Didn't you bring the history books?"
Cui Li snorted coldly, took out a thick book and a fine wolf-hair pen from his back, and said solemnly:
"This is a guy who is a low-ranking official and has a meal. He is more important than life. How could he not bring it with him?"
Qin Feng nodded with satisfaction.
He limped forward, put his arms around Cui Li's neck, and said affectionately:
"As the saying goes, what do you mean by brothers?
We went to the battlefield together and visited Chunfeng Pavilion together.
We participated in the battle to destroy Chu together, so I call you brother, isn’t that too much?”
Cui Li immediately broke away and said righteously:
"When have we ever visited Chunfeng Pavilion? Don't slander my innocence out of thin air!"
Qin Feng smiled meaningfully:
"Haha! I understand, all brothers understand!
Whether it’s Chunfeng Pavilion or Duck House, just take a stroll!
It’s all in my brother’s account.”
Cui Li's eyes widened and he said loudly:
"A gentleman should keep himself clean! How can he do such a thing?"
When Hei Niu heard this, he couldn't help but walked out and said unhappily:
"Who are you trying to kill? We are all serious Confucian disciples and we are all gentlemen.
What about visiting Chunfeng Pavilion? Why are you so unclean?"
Tie Zhu looked Cui Li up and down and suddenly said in surprise:
"I think I've seen you before!
Aren't you the legendary invincible young man?
The top ladies of Chunfeng Pavilion all like you!"
Cui Li almost spat out his blood.
What the hell is this invincible young man?
His face turned red, he pointed at the iron pillar and said in a trembling voice:
"You...don't talk nonsense!
I have never been to Chunfeng Pavilion! I am not an invincible young man!"
But unexpectedly, Tie Zhu actually shouted:
"I didn't slander you! You are the invincible young man!
That wave! Dancing around a pole made the little girls scream!
It’s you, you have a hemorrhoid on your belly!”
"Bah! It's not me!"
"It's just you old cunt!"
"It's not me, it's not me!"
"Old guy, do you believe I broke your gold coins?!"
When Qin Feng saw the two people on top of each other, his face turned red and he was very excited.
But he also understands, after all, this is the Historian!
I usually do serious work, but if it were really exposed, my reputation would be ruined!
After all, he had to follow His Majesty the First Emperor and hang around under his nose all day long.
Just in case His Majesty the First Emperor remembered one day that he was accompanied by such a dissolute historian and the scene of pole dancing.
I feel a little disgusted, what should I do if I do it to him on the spot?
Therefore, Qin Feng separated the two people very considerately, then glared at Tiezhu and lectured:
"How can I talk to Mr. Historian? No matter how big or small!
Why don't you apologize to our good brother Historian?"
Tie Zhu curled his lips and rubbed his neck and said:
"He's just so wild!"
"I'm going to waste your time!"
The historian's neck was red! Looking at his appearance, he might faint in the next second.
It looked like the two of them were about to start fucking.
Qin Feng quickly grabbed the historian, thought about it, and persuaded him:
"Don't get along with him, he's not very smart.
If you are of the same level as him, you will be inferior."
When Tie Zhu heard this, he immediately became unhappy and shouted:
"Why can't my brain work so well? My brain works much better than Hei Niu!
He is a big fool and I am a big fool!"
Qin Feng directly pushed the old woman under the bed and shoved her down.
It’s so embarrassing! It’s so embarrassing in front of the historian. What if someone writes it down?
In the future, it will be written in the history books that the Marquis of Xianyang was accompanied by two strange guards?
A big fool, a big fool?
How embarrassing!
Qin Feng is a person who cares about face very much, and he will ask for help from the historian next.
So he proposed a compromise plan:
"Brother Historian, if not, you can pull up your clothes and let him see.
If you really don’t have hemorrhoids on your stomach, then it’s his fault.”
Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, Cui Li's expression suddenly changed, he took a step back, waved his hand and said:
"It's an insult to elegance, it's an insult to elegance!"
How could I do such a thing in broad daylight and with everything clear?"
Qin Feng was stunned for a moment and continued to persuade:
"You don't need to pull it all apart, just a little bit."
Tie Zhu also shouted;
"That's right! If you have the ability, let me take a look!
You are so guilty!"
Qin Feng originally thought that Cui Li would be angry and lift up his clothes.
What he didn't expect was that a slightly embarrassed smile appeared on his face.
Even his originally red face turned a little pale.
He refused again and again:
"It's not good, this is really not good."
"It's okay, just let me take a look, just one look.
After all, you don’t want to be called a pole-dancing wanderer, do you?”
Seeing Qin Feng's sincere look, Cui Li looked around and said:
"Then what, is there something important that the Marquis of Xianyang asked me to come here for?"
When Qin Feng heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said implicitly:
"I invite Master Cui to come here this time because I really have something important to ask for.
I have done a lot to destroy the Huns.
But I am afraid that those unfamiliar historians will write random things for us.
So I have to ask my good brother to come over and do the surgery yourself."
Cui Li nodded and said:
"Of course I will deal with it impartially. The Marquis of Xianyang went deep into the barren area, alienated various Xiongnu tribes, and then cooperated with General Meng Tian to defeat them. He has made a great contribution."
Qin Feng rubbed his hands, licked his face and said:
“Although this is true, it still doesn’t sound good.
Just write whatever you want, I'll just punch Touman and kick Maodun.
It’s not impossible to drink from the vast sea of horses and seal the wolf as a slave.”
Cui Li suddenly raised his eyebrows and said forcefully:
"How could I act in such a way that follows the crowd?"
Upon hearing this, the smile on Qin Feng's face slowly disappeared, and he said with a smile:
"Master Cui, you don't want others to know about your pole dancing in Chunfeng Pavilion, right?"
