King Tian Dan of Qi was wearing a dragon robe and sitting high on the throne.
His eyes were calm and he looked coldly at Kuai Che in the audience.
Everyone in Kuai Che is numb!
I happily greeted Han Xin's family in my heart, and had the urge to send Li Zuoche to CRRC Mansion to be his sister.
But at this time, he was standing in the Qi Palace with no way out.
Who would have thought that he specifically suggested that Li Zuoche come as a lobbyist, but Dog Hanxin sent him here instead?
Moreover, he also carried out a lot of publicity and packaging, saying that he was the most beloved elder brother of the Xianyang Marquis of the Qin Dynasty and Prime Minister Qin Feng!
Beloved relatives, friends, brothers and sisters!
Damn it! You are afraid that others will not be able to kill me!
I have to say, this name is really useful.
Upon hearing this, the State of Qi immediately arranged for eight hundred swordsmen and axemen to "escort" the envoy Kuai Che to the Qi Palace for negotiations.
Along the way, he "shushed" Kuai Che and gritted his teeth whenever he was asked about Qin Feng's name.
Obviously, this group of people was tricked by Qin Feng back then.
At this time, seeing Qin Feng's senior brother, he obviously couldn't be kinder.
After all, for these people, if they can't beat Qin Feng, they can't beat you?
Kuai Che was cautious along the way, always emphasizing that he and Qin Feng had not been in contact for many years, and tried hard to clear up the relationship.
He even said that he was ridiculed by Qin Feng because he wet his shoes in the wind, which led to the cutting off of their robes. M.
And he swore that the title of Great Qin Xianyang Marquis and Prime Minister - Senior Brother was also imposed on him by others.
In fact, I am really not familiar with Qin Feng!
Unfortunately, these rhetoric are of little use.
When Han Xin showed Qin Feng's letters to King Qi, he was very ungrateful in martial arts. King Qi already recognized Kuai Che as Qin Feng's senior brother.
Therefore, in order to welcome Kuai Che's arrival, Tian Dan specially placed a frying pan on top of the main hall.
Under the oil pan, there is a blazing fire.
When Kuai Che walked in, the oil pan was already hot, and the oil was bubbling hot.
A guard looked at Kuai Che coldly, chuckled, and threw a pig's trotter in.
Suddenly the whole oil pan was boiling!
The smell of burnt incense hit your face and instantly filled the entire hall.
Kuai Che swallowed hard and subconsciously greeted Qin Feng's family.
How the hell were you hated back then?
Why does a senior brother come and let others set up a frying pan?
Fortunately, Kuai Che is a professional and has received professional training in the Zongheng Sect.
Even though he was almost peeing now, he still looked indifferent, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, and he glanced at the oil pan from the corner of his eye, as if he was very disdainful.
He reached out and took out a goose feather fan from his arms, flashing gently, and the breeze blew his hair, making him look even more like a worldly master.
When Qi Wang Tian Dan saw that he had not been able to frighten Kuai Che, he immediately became furious, slammed the table and said:
"Bold bastard! You are so rude, you dare to shake the folding fan in the main hall?! Are you treating this person as if you are nothing?!"
Seeing King Qi's rage, the surrounding guards immediately drew their swords and chopped Kuai Che into pieces.
Kuai Che chuckled, shook his head slowly, shook the folding fan in his hand, and said lightly:
"I have never looked down upon King Qi. It's just that I have a weak kidney and am prone to sweating."
"..........???"
This can't be fixed directly by Qi Wang Tian Dan!
What I originally thought was that I would pretend to be angry and find a reason to show off.
If Kuai Che dares to resist, he will be thrown into the oil pan and fried.
But no one expected that he would openly admit that he had kidney deficiency?
For a moment, Qi Wang Tian Dan didn't know whether he should call him a real man.
After a long time, he finally choked out a sentence:
"You are a clique, do you always like to tell the truth so much?"
Kuai Che immediately laughed three times and said boldly:
"That's natural! I am a free and powerful person and I never tell lies!
What we have to do is use the most sincere words to impress the king!"
King Qi Tian Dan immediately sneered and said disdainfully:
"What about Qin Feng? Isn't he also from your faction?"
Kuai Che felt embarrassed.
If he admits it, then he, like Qin Feng, will be branded as someone who has no martial ethics.
If this is the case, wouldn’t it mean that no one would believe him if he lobbied other countries?
But if he doesn't admit it, he will have to perform a show of frying himself today!
Kuai Che came to his senses in a hurry and said loudly:
"Although Qin Feng is a disgrace to the Zongheng sect and even angered my master Gui Guzi to death, he has never told a lie!"
These words immediately stunned Qi Wang Tian Dan, and he said with a smile:
"Qin Feng has never told a lie?"
Kuai Che nodded heavily and said:
"That's natural! If you don't believe me, go and ask.
My junior brother always finds out the way to his enemy's house in the morning and goes to kill him at night!
It never lasts until the next day! I’m famous for keeping my word!”
"hiss!"
Qi Wang Tian Dan suddenly took a breath of cold air, what a shame!
What are you proud of? Isn’t this just naked banditry?!
No!
Today's history books have called this behavior "Qin Feng's behavior."
Let’s start a sect directly!
After all, who would throw cakes into the camp during a war?
Who would go over and ask someone if they counted their slap in the face?
Who would put laxatives in the water of someone with a cold?
When I cough, my pants jump out of my pocket! Could this be something human beings do?
King Qi Tian Dan seemed to have remembered something. He pointed with trembling hands at the pillars beside the main hall, which were carved with dragons and phoenixes, and growled:
"Look! Look at the good things your junior brother has done!"
Kuai Che suddenly felt an ominous premonition.
He walked over, took a closer look, and immediately couldn't help but take a deep breath.
The originally very exquisite pillar was actually engraved with three large characters crookedly!
"Dunlun, your mother, come and kill me if you are a brother - Qin Feng is here for a visit!"
"hiss!"
Kuai Che unconsciously exerted force on his hand and broke the fan with a "click", and the atmosphere suddenly became even more awkward.
Is this a dog? Is this a dog? Is this a dog?
Kuai Che's heart felt so cold, he felt that he should not plot against Qin Feng.
I thought I was perverted enough, but this guy can no longer be described as perverted!
No matter how exciting it is, no matter how life-threatening it is!
Of course, if you don’t want your life, you don’t want other people’s lives!
However, after a moment of toothache, Kuai Che quickly calmed down.
Even that fiery heart is still a little restless!
Exciting! How exciting!
Marquis of Xianyang! Prime Minister!
What an interesting person!
If I could figure you out, wouldn’t it be fun for a long time?!
Kuai Che's already perverted heart was suddenly filled with a sense of satisfaction.
He looked up to the sky and took a long breath, turned to look at Tian Dan, and sneered:
"The winner is the king and the loser is the bandit! Your Highness, Prince Qi, don't you understand this truth?"
King Tian Dan of Qi looked at Kuai Che who suddenly changed his aura, and immediately became furious and scolded sternly:
"Be bold!"
Kuai Che didn't panic at all, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, pointed to the writing on the pillar, and said coldly:
"I'm just your mother, Dunlun. Your Highness, King Qi, if you have the ability, go to Xianyang and have these words engraved intact in the Xianyang Palace!"