Chapter 480 Qin Feng: Get out of the way! Lao Tzu adds some spice to Xiang Yu
The weather was gradually getting warmer, and Qin Feng, who was used to sleeping in, was sleeping soundly in bed.
Suddenly, a gust of cold wind blew into the big tent, making him so cold that he couldn't help but tremble.
Qin Feng immediately became furious. I am the Xianyang Marquis and Prime Minister of the Qin Dynasty, the commander-in-chief of the Qin army, the commander-in-chief of the anti-Qin alliance, a unique macho man in history, a golden gun who cannot defeat the little overlord, and a handsome and handsome Confucian leader!
What bastard would lift the curtain when I was sleeping in?!
So, Qin Feng didn't even open his eyes, he became furious and cursed:
"Why don't you open the door curtain so early in the morning? Do you want to order..."
"Snapped!"
“Ouch! It turns out to be the handsome and handsome His Majesty the First Emperor!
You told me in advance that you were coming! If you told me in advance, wouldn’t I get up?
Have you eaten? There are fried dough sticks, egg buns, tofu curd, millet porridge, fried dumplings, braised noodles...
Hey, hey, hey! If you don’t want to eat, you won’t eat! Why are you beating people!”
It's a pity that Qin Feng's shouting has no effect at all
I saw Ying Zheng with a serious face and Frostmourne in his hand, chasing Qin Feng throughout the room.
For a time, the whole big tent was in a state of chaos.
But Qin Feng relied on his coquettish positioning and would rather receive a few more beatings than lose his breakfast!
"Ouch! Stop, stop, stop! If you don't teach me, you will be punished as a thief! You have to give me a reason to hit me, right?"
After all, I am now the Marquis of Xianyang of the Qin Dynasty, Prime Minister, Commander-in-Chief of the Qin Army, Chief of the Anti-Qin Alliance, and Head of Confucianism... It hurts!"
Unfortunately, before he could finish speaking, Ying Zheng came up twice more.
Qin Feng was completely convinced by this, and he said with a slumped head:
"I can tell, the louder I scream, the more excited you are.
Fight, beat me to death and knock me down!"
As he spoke, Qin Feng wore pajamas and sat directly on the chair.
I picked up a fried dough stick and started eating it with the tofu curd.
It looks like it’s just for you to pick and display.
I have to say, the tofu puffs topped with meat marinade, the salty texture, paired with the fried dough sticks that are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, are simply delicious!
Ying Zheng sat on the chair angrily, reached out and grabbed a crispy egg bun, and said disgustedly:
"Eat, eat, eat! Look at you! After half a year of fighting, I gained another ten pounds!
All I do is sleep and eat all day long! How can you fight like this?"
Qin Feng pinched the flesh on his belly and muttered:
"You are so rich in learning, it's all knowledge!"
Ying Zheng hated the iron and cursed:
"Can you have some potential? Your appearance will be recorded in the history books and let future generations see it. What should you think?
Could it be that I, the Prime Minister of Great Qin, am just a loser who has gained ten kilograms of weight after being on the war for half a year?"
Qin Feng immediately looked to the side, the historian with an upright look on his face.ωωw.
The historian immediately opened the history book and read seriously:
"The Great Qin Xianyang Marquis and Prime Minister Qin Feng are truly extraordinary talents!
Assist His Majesty the Great First Emperor to accomplish the great cause of unification!
It is truly unprecedented and unprecedented, a role model for our generation!
(This piece of information is worth a gold bar in the annals of history. Remember to delete the words in parentheses - the handsome and handsome Marquis of Xianyang of the Qin Dynasty and the Prime Minister Qin Fengliu.)"
Ying Zheng: “????”
He looked at Qin Feng and then at the historian.
Why are young people having so much fun nowadays?
Qin Feng: "!!!"
"I'm going to blanch? Someone's here! Use urine to wake him up!"
Forget about diabetes, don’t give him the benefit of the doubt!"
As he spoke, he touched the Fire Joy around his waist.
The young historian immediately waved his hands and said aggrievedly:
"Master Prime Minister! It's the note you gave me!"
Qin Feng slapped the bricks on the table with a "pop" sound, and said sadly:
"Didn't I ask you to write everything down?"
Seeing this, Ying Zheng took out Frost Sorrow, pressed it on Qin Feng's Fire Joy, narrowed his eyes slightly, and said coldly:
"Okay, I'm getting more and more courageous, and I dare to bribe the historian!"
Qin Feng suddenly withered and said aggrievedly:
"Aren't we afraid of embarrassing you? If I write something bad and it is seen by future generations, then they will think that you have found something to become the prime minister?"
Ying Zheng suddenly laughed angrily and said angrily:
"You know what you're doing is not good, but you still don't know how to change it?"
Qin Feng said seriously:
"I, a Confucian disciple, have always been strict with others and lenient with myself!"
Ying Zheng: "......"
If Kong Kun were here, he would definitely curse!
Shameless! It’s so shameless!
Since you have the original version of "The Analects of Confucius" in your hands, you can make random changes, right?
Why does "The Whispering" have to become a new classic, right?
Please, have some face, man!
Looking at Qin Feng's proud look, Ying Zheng muttered:
"When you're full, come with me for morning exercise!"
Qin Feng suddenly put on a weak expression, shook his head and sighed:
"Your Majesty, Wei Chen is not feeling well. After all, you know that there are a few days every month..."
"It's okay if you don't go. I'll go back to CRRC to report and become sisters with Zhao Ji!"
Seeing Ying Zheng holding Frostmourne on his waist again, he narrowed his eyes slightly.
Qin Feng was immediately frightened, his head drooped and he said:
"Let's go, I need to change my clothes, right?"
Ying Zheng snorted coldly, folded his arms and stood aside.
Qin Feng waited for a long time before getting dressed.
During this period, he had to wash up, saying that Confucian gentlemen pay attention to their image, and if their image is ruined, they will lose face in public and other nonsense.
Originally, Qin Feng wanted to make Ying Zheng impatient and go out first so that he could get some sleep.
Unexpectedly, Ying Zheng actually got into a fight with him, and just watched Qin Feng sticking his butt and washing there.
After moaning for half an hour, Qin Feng reluctantly followed Ying Zheng out of the camp.
At this time, in order to improve morale, Qin Feng lived directly in the former army camp.
As soon as I got out of the big tent, I saw the black cow shouting in front.
"Aim! Damn it! What are you doing? Don't spill the soup!"
"Stinky? That's right! Do you think I'm giving Xiang Yu breakfast?"
"Hurry up! Use some force to pull the winch!"
"Move! Move! This is breakfast, not lunch, and not even dinner!"
In front of him, the black bull was dressed in black armor, and he was giving orders like a human. Qin Feng's eyes suddenly lit up, and he rushed over aggressively, untying his belt and shouting:
"Wait a minute! I'll add some ingredients to Xiang Yu!"
........
At the same time, Xiang Yu had climbed up to the observation tower, squinted his eyes, looked in the direction of the Qin army's camp, and frowned:
"What are you doing? A catapult can't throw heavy stones at our army camp, can it?"
Fan Zeng folded his sleeves with his hands and said disdainfully:
"It's just a kid's trick, it's probably a bluff."
But the next moment, Fan Zeng's pupils suddenly shrank, and as if he remembered something, he shouted loudly:
"No! Run! This is Qin Feng back then...ahhhhhhh!"
"Crack!"
(o(╥﹏╥)oWhy is it so difficult to become a master in the alliance mobile game!! I’m so depressed! My cat is so strong...)
