Chapter 524 The Prime Minister is the best for a good fellow
"What? You want to capture me and make me a slave? Come on, come on, capture me if you want!"
Zhang San looked at King Loulan with a mocking face, stretched his neck and shouted:
"If you don't sell me to Rome, you will be a dog!
If you sell me out and I don’t put you into your own mother’s belly, and if you come out again, you will be the one who raised me, the Prime Minister of Great Qin!”
King Loulan is almost crying, why doesn't this guy act according to common sense?
A normal negotiation shouldn't involve making harsh remarks to each other, then bargaining, and finally seeing if you are satisfied with the price?
Why did you just fall out? Why don't you make an offer?
"Dear envoy of the Qin Dynasty, my king just made a slip of the tongue and said the wrong thing. Please don't be offended."
King Loulan looked at Zhang San with an apologetic smile, very humble.
The guards around him were full of dissatisfaction, feeling unworthy of their king.
Zhang San, however, was leaning on the recliner, crossing his legs, shaking and squinting, looking fearless.
Obviously, he did not take the great Loulan Kingdom seriously!
Loulan Prime Minister Cheliji was furious and said angrily:
"Qin Envoy, you are so rude, how can you threaten the king of a country like this?!"
Zhang San sneered and said:
"King of a country? I'm afraid you have some misunderstanding about this title.
Our Daqin area is thousands of miles away and has thirty million people!
It reaches the coast of the East China Sea in the east, Lake Baikal in the north, Yumen Pass in the west, and the coast of the South China Sea in the south!
With the atmosphere of such a huge country, only then can we dare to call ourselves the king of a country!
Loulan? Three hundred thousand people, that’s just one county in Daqin!”
Cheriji was completely shocked by Zhang San's words, and he felt a sense of powerlessness all over his body.
Facing such a behemoth, Loulan Kingdom has no chance of winning.
But the Prime Minister's dignity made him shudder and say:
"Even so, the 300,000 people in Loulan are not something that your army can manipulate at will!
King Qiuci said that after replenishing your expeditionary force, it would only be 50,000 men.
Including the 20,000 servant army, it is only 70,000!
And the Western Region Allied Forces already number 380,000 people!"
Zhang San couldn't help but burst into laughter. He looked at Cheriji as if he were a fool and said strangely:
"Three hundred and eighty thousand? Not to mention the overwhelming power of our great Qin, which can arm an army of two million in an instant!
Just three years ago, the remnants of the Six Kingdoms rebelled and millions of rebel troops were disintegrated in an instant!
Just you 380,000 chickens and dogs, 50,000 soldiers and horses are enough!"
"You! Arrogant!"
Seeing that Cheriji was extremely angry, Zhang San carefully stretched out his hand and gave them a big fight!
Just fuck him silly!
Cheriji's face was full of shock, he covered his face and murmured:
"You...you hit me?"
Zhang San pondered for three seconds, then stretched out his hand tremblingly again, "Crack!" Another ten big cock fights!
He even asked very thoughtfully:
"Do you feel clearly this time? I really whipped your pussy!"
"Ahhh! Arrogant! Arrogant! Someone is here! Cut him down!"
Chop it into mince! Chop it into mince!
I’m going to kill you! I’m going to kill you!”
Cheriji immediately became furious and roared angrily.
When the guards on the side heard the call, they drew their swords and approached.
Zhang San sneered again and again. He took out the customs clearance documents from his arms and said in a conspiratorial tone:
"Any citizen of Great Qin who is attacked in foreign lands will be deemed to have declared war on our Great Qin!
The Xiongnu captured my people in the Qin Dynasty, and more than half of the two million households were killed or injured!
Today, his children no longer know the word Xiongnu, and they all regard themselves as Qin people!
Dear King of Loulan, my Majesty, the First Emperor of Qin, is short of a wine glass. I see that your head is the right size!"
"Wait!"
King Loulan suddenly jumped down from his throne and scolded Cheriji angrily.
Cheriji said aggrievedly:
"My lord! He is humiliating you!
If you don't give him some color, wouldn't it be damaging your reputation?"
Zhang San gave a strange laugh and said:
"I dare not humiliate King Loulan, you are the one doing the humiliation!
Are you thinking that when the Qin Dynasty's millions of black armors attack, you can hand over the king?
Then you can replace it, right?"
Cheriji suddenly turned pale and defended himself:
"You are talking nonsense! You are sowing discord!
Your Highness the King! You must not listen to his slander!
Cheriji's loyalty to you is brighter than the bright moon! Hotter than the sun!"
King Loulan's expression softened a little. He reached out and patted Cheriji on the shoulder and said warmly:
"Don't worry, dear brother Cheriji, the relationship between this king and you can be learned from the sun and the moon.
In the words of the Qin people, you are my king’s beloved relative and friend, as well as my brother and sister.”
Cheriji was so moved that tears filled his eyes. He bent down and kissed the back of King Loulan's hand, and said in a trembling voice:
"My great King, your loyal servant, I am willing to lay down my life for you."
King Loulan was deeply moved when he saw this, his eyes were slightly red, and two lines of tears slowly flowed across his face.
He stretched out his hand to wipe away his tears, then took the dagger handed over by Zhang San and stabbed Cheriji hard into the back of the heart.
He even twisted it twice thoughtfully to make the blood flow faster.
"Ah...why...why..."
Cheriji was bleeding profusely and lying on the ground twitching.
He stared at King Loulan with confusion on his face, and asked in a trembling voice with the last of his strength.
King Loulan wiped away his tears, looked up to the sky and sighed:
"Because you are always asking why! Why are there so many reasons for riding a horse?
I'm just trying to kill you! I've been unhappy with you for a long time!"
By this time, the cleaning had already begun.
A group of Da Qin Xuanjia troops who had sneaked into the Loulan Palace at an unknown time began to clean up the Prime Minister's influence in an orderly manner under the leadership of the king's cronies.
Rivers of blood!
Within the Loulan Palace, heads began to roll in an instant, and screams came one after another!
The reward for the Qin army's killing was half of the Loulan treasury!
Zhang San stroked his chest and bent down, respectfully saying:
"Congratulations to His Majesty the King, Loulan Kingdom will become the only kingdom in the Western Region under your leadership!"
King Loulan immediately laughed twice and said humbly:
"We still rely on the great Qin Empire.
Please be sure to bring the respect of the little king to His Majesty the First Emperor.
Loulan is willing to lead the Qin Dynasty in the Western Expedition!"
"It's easy to talk about. I, the Prime Minister of Daqin, value loyalty and credit the most. I like smart people like you.
If you have the chance, be sure to get to know him! Maybe we will become good fellow villagers!"
King Loulan was stunned for a moment and said doubtfully:
"What...what does this have to do with my good fellow?"
Zhang San said mysteriously:
"Because I, the Prime Minister of Great Qin, am the best to my fellow villagers! Even my fellow villagers' dogs have gone to guard the palace gate!"
King Loulan suddenly understood and laughed:
"Okay, okay! From now on, I and the Prime Minister will be good friends!"