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Chapter 588 Splatoon, are you awake?

Zhang San shouted and ran in, his face full of excitement.

Although my original intention was to save Hu Hai and save his life.

But the method is a bit poor, and it turns into pancakes very quickly even with a soldering iron!

Zhang San doesn't know what other people think, and he doesn't care.

Anyway, His Majesty the First Emperor's face didn't look very good.

Think about it for a moment, your own son, even if he made a big mistake and was exiled three thousand miles away, severing the relationship between father and son.

How would you feel if someone baked you into a cake?

Zhang San asked himself, he felt very embarrassed.

What a shame!

The only good thing is that Hu Hai used his extremely tenacious vitality to hold on.

And just when Zhang San thought that this buddy was about to turn into a pancake and die in humiliation, and that he would also turn into a pancake and die with him, he miraculously woke up in the middle of the night!

So tenacious!

Of course, it is also possible that the Changbai Mountain Millennium Ginseng Tablets played a role.

Such a powerful tonic, even a half-eaten tortoise can breathe a sigh of relief and release the other half.

Without waiting for His Majesty the First Emperor to summon him, Zhang San ran in excitedly.

"Your Majesty! Mr. Hu Hai is awake! He...uh..."

But as soon as he came in, he saw Qin Feng looking at him expressionlessly and said lightly:

"What did you say?"

Zhang San's old face suddenly collapsed and he almost cried out of fear.

Is there something wrong with you for staying up so late at night and sneaking into His Majesty the First Emperor's room?

Who doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, is not polite, and has to squeeze into a room with a gentleman?

You two don't really have an affair, do you? I'll blanch you!

But until now, there is no chance to explain.

Whether it was His Majesty the First Emperor or Qin Feng, he could not afford to offend anyone.

I had to look expressionless on the left side of my face, and said sadly on the right side:

"Hu Haigong......The captain is awake."

Qin Feng admired sincerely:

"6."

[Good guy, you’ve turned into a pancake and you can still survive? Could it be that you were a pancake in your previous life? Are you reincarnated as a human being? 】

[If he is a pancake, what is the First Emperor? An electric pancake?]

【Quack, quack, quack!】

Ying Zheng looked at Qin Feng, who was expressionless but laughing crazily in his heart, and subconsciously tightened the tickle in his hand.

He only regretted that he had no reason to beat him!

It’s so uncomfortable!

Qin Feng reached out and started to clean up the chessboard. He looked at Ying Zheng strangely and said lightly:

"If your Majesty wants to go and see it, then go ahead.

After all, he is your biological son. Even if he committed a huge crime and fought hard for so many years, it should be over."

Ying Zheng said nothing and didn't know what he was thinking.

Qin Feng continued to talk to himself:

"Go on, go on, let's see. In fact, he didn't make much of a mistake. He just killed you two... Ouch!"

"What the hell!"

As a result, before he could finish his sentence, Ying Zheng flew up and kicked him to the ground.

Then he took Frostmourne in his hand and slapped it hard on his butt!

For a moment, the sound of ghosts crying and wolves howling suddenly sounded!

Qin Feng is not a vegetarian, so he just ran away.

Fortunately, there are enough pillars in this house. Qin Feng ran around the pillars and Ying Zheng chased around them.

While chasing, the Frostmourne in my hand kept falling on his butt!

Qin Feng shouted with an innocent face:

"What are you doing! What are you doing!

Your Majesty, I care about you! Ouch!

I really care about you! I helped Hu Hai to exonerate, didn’t I?

I just killed two...Emma! Don't slap me in the face!" Junquge

Zhang San froze on the spot, looking at the scene in front of him, dumbfounded.

The king and his ministers really complement each other! It is simply a model of the relationship between the king and his ministers!

Is this something that a foreign minister can see? Wouldn’t he be silenced after seeing this scene?

But Zhang San didn't dare to leave yet. How could he dare to go out without His Majesty the First Emperor's order?

Wouldn't that be disrespectful to His Majesty?

But if you keep watching Boss Qin make a fool of yourself here, it's hard to say that he won't be silenced!

"Good guy, the boss's steps are becoming more and more agile. Is this the legendary Lost Step?

It is so flexible that it can achieve extreme movements through the cooperation of its feet.

Thus, his fleshy butt always faces His Majesty the First Emperor!

Only in this way can we achieve the strongest damage reduction effect!"

The black cow didn't know when it appeared behind the pillar next to it.

He stretched out his big head and was admiring this picture happily.

Not only him, Tie Zhu also appeared behind Hei Niu, and he was also not idle, praising:

"As expected of the boss! Just a short spanking is enough for us to study for a lifetime!

Look! He didn't just point his butt at His Majesty the First Emperor to protect himself.

He can even change positions from time to time through the shaking of his hip muscles, so that the left and right hips can receive even force!"

Black Newton clapped his hands and sighed:

"Wonderful! Boss is so thoughtful!

In this way, you can avoid the embarrassment of swollen buttocks on one side!"

Tie Zhu nodded heavily and said:

"Who says it isn't? It's swollen on both sides and you can't see it.

Others will only think that when the boss works out, he overdoes his butt exercises."

Zhang San couldn't help but swallowed when he looked at these two things that looked like dogs.

Isn't this.........too doggy?

For a moment, he actually understood Qin Feng's difficulty.

If you have two such fools around you all day long, you will probably have some mental problems.

"Stop talking nonsense here, okay?"

Zhang San couldn't help it anymore and opened his mouth to dissuade him.

Black Newton rolled his eyes and said impatiently:

"You know nothing!"

Tie Zhu agreed:

"Do you understand fart?"

Zhang San had no expression on his face, pointed at Qin Feng who was being beaten, and asked:

"You are so blue-eyed, why are you two here shaking your buttocks and showing off your steps?"

"...Boss Qin made a mistake! No one is perfect, mistakes will always happen, right?"

"Yes! Mistake!"

............

"water......"

Hu Hai murmured, waking up from the nightmare.

He didn't know how long he had slept, but he knew that if he didn't wake up, he would probably die of thirst.

But after shouting for a long time, no one came to bring water.

When he fully woke up, he finally found himself lying in a dilapidated house.

Although there was a charcoal fire in the room, it was not very warm.

And my whole body was in excruciating pain, as if someone had peeled off a layer of my skin.

Only then did Hu Hai react and said with a self-deprecating smile:

"I'm in such a state of desolation. I'm thankful to be alive. How can I expect that there will still be people to take care of me?

I guess many people now wish that I would die."

Just when Hu Hai closed his eyes again, desperately preparing to die of thirst.

Suddenly, an extremely familiar and frightening voice sounded from my ears.

"Splatoon, are you awake?"

(Sleepy!!)


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