There is no need for Zai to remind him at this time. Even if Yuchi Sengwubo is a fool, he should understand that there is a problem!
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"
Yuchi Sengwubo shook the toilet door handle with difficulty, but it was of no use.
The soldiers inside held on tightly and shouted:
"No! I haven't finished it yet!"
"I am the King of Khotan!"
"It doesn't matter if you are my father!"
Seeing that there is really no other way, and the buttocks have started to stick out.
Zai on the side moved his position and said feebly:
"Your Majesty, let's solve it on the spot, there is nothing we can do."
Yuchi Monk Wubo looked at the fountain and shouted angrily:
"How do you behave? You poop everywhere, what's the difference between you and a dog!"
Even if I am suffocating myself to death today, I will not be with you!"
"..."
But at this moment, some bastard rushed over and bumped him hard.
Yuchi Sengwubo, who was immediately clamped tightly, suddenly widened his eyes.
Then, in Zai's frightened eyes, he squatted next to him like lightning.
"You're on my shoes! Bastard!"
"I am the king of Khotan!"
"You are my father! You can't get into my shoes!"
"What are you barking at? What are you barking at?"
For a moment, the whole back mountain was making loud and deafening fart noises.
For those who don’t know, they thought it was some fellow Taoist who was going through a tribulation on the mountain and caused the thunder.
Yuchi Monk Wubo was extremely weak and said feebly:
"It's wrong, it's so wrong.
Even if you have a bad stomach, it won’t be like this, right?”
Zai closed his eyes in pain and said weakly:
"Yeah, I've noticed something was wrong a long time ago.
It’s not like he’s acclimatized or he has a bad stomach, it’s more like he’s been drugged!”
As soon as these words came out, Yuchi Sengwubo was shocked.
He turned back and looked at the people all over the mountains and plains, and found that his team had basically dispersed here!
How could it be so uniform?
More than 40,000 people all have gastrointestinal discomfort? All have diarrhea?
What a probability!
However, Yuchi Sengwubo still had illusions. He shook his head vigorously and murmured:
"No way, no way.
There is no reason for the Da Yuezhi people to treat us like this. What is the benefit of knocking us all down?
Our joining will only make Da Yuezhi stronger!
Therefore, all this must be an accident, don’t think too much, don’t think too much.”
I don’t know whether Yuchi Sengwubo was telling others or comforting himself.
However, the effect was very noticeable. After chanting for a long time, as the abdominal pain subsided, he took a long breath.
But he still didn't stand up, he just squatted there, thinking seriously about something.
Zai finally lost all his strength. The nine-foot-tall man had sunken eye sockets and lay on the ground with difficulty, looking like a puddle of mud.
He felt like there were stars in front of his eyes, and he was extremely dizzy.
He didn't know why, but he was always confused. Why was he so serious?
Could it be that I ate too much roasted lamb leg? Is it full?
Seeing that Yuchi Sengwubo stopped talking, Zayi struggled and said with difficulty:
"Your Majesty, please make a decision early.
There is definitely something wrong with this meal... The people of Dayuezhi don’t know what they want to do!
What if they dare not fight the Qin army head-on and want to continue heading west?
When the time comes, we will be captured as slaves and used to transport goods for them!"
Yuchi Sengwubo suddenly shivered.
I cannot rule out the possibility because I think so too.
Yuchi Monk Wubo had never had any hope for the Dayue clan's fighting power.
He just wanted to continue westward after Da Yueshi got sufficient supplies.
Arrive at the legendary Parthian Empire, also known as Parthia.
I heard that the people there ride camels, hold scimitars, and are fierce in battle.
Controlling 300,000 strings is enough to compare with Great Qin.
If that still doesn't work, he will go west again after replenishing his supplies, and seek refuge with the legendary Roman Republic.
It is said that the Roman Republic and the Qin Dynasty had comparable civilizations. Their youth army not only also had heavy armor, but also had powerful battle formations like the tortoise shell formation.
They are even very religious and everyone is willing to fight to protect the Republic!
Anyway, from the bottom of his heart, Yuchi Sengwubo no longer wanted to fight the Qin people.
It’s so tragic!
Whenever he thought about it, the image of his son being hanged appeared in his mind.
And the king along the way, his head fell to the ground, and he died with his eyes open.
He felt more fear than revenge.
Until one sentence brought Yuchi Sengwubo back to reality from his thoughts.
"It's not good! Someone is dead!"
A weak scream sounded out, immediately attracting everyone's attention.
Yuchi Seng Wubo wanted to stand up to check, but found that his legs were numb from squatting, so he had to stretch his head and shout:
"Why are people dead?! What's going on!"
Soon, a crying voice came:
"My brother collapsed! He fell into a latrine and drowned. I'm going to blanch him!"
"hiss!"
Everyone suddenly took a breath of cold air, and Yuchi Seng Wubo's face suddenly turned pale.
The amount of pickled things in the toilet can be enough to drown a person. How much is this?
How serious is the stomach trouble for more than 40,000 people?
At this time, a terrifying thought came to Yuchi Sengwubo's mind.
But at this moment, a gentle voice suddenly sounded from his head:
"Good brother, why don't you go back and drink? Are you squatting here and playing in the mud?"
"..."
"Should I blanch it? Isn't the mud so smelly? Why are you playing with daddy here?"
"?????"
Yuchi Monk and Wubo people are all stupid, am I playing with you?
Is there something wrong with you?
But at this time, Yuchi Sengwubo did not dare to fall out, so he could only apologize and said with a smile:
"I have an uncomfortable stomach. It's really uncomfortable. It makes the envoy laugh."
Qin Dafeng covered his nose and waved his hands and said:
"It doesn't matter, you continue. I'm just curious where the treasures in your palace are hidden."
Yuchi Monk Wubo was stunned for a moment and said doubtfully:
"What treasure?"
Qin Dafeng muttered:
"That's it... I heard that the Qin people raided your hometown, burned the royal city, and destroyed the palace.
As a result, there were not many treasures found in the palace.
Therefore, our king of the Da Yueshi is very curious, where have you hidden these treasures?"
Yuchi Sengwubo suddenly felt a chill in his heart, and an ominous premonition came over him violently.
He forced out a smile with difficulty and said with a smile:
"What? I don't understand what you are talking about.
All the treasures have been looted by the Qin army, where can we still have them?
The thirty-six countries in the Western Region are all small countries. They are poor and cannot compare to the Great Yueshi!"
Qin Dafeng nodded thoughtfully.
Just when Yuchi Sengwubo secretly breathed a sigh of relief and thought he had passed the test.
Qin Dafeng suddenly had a mean smile on his face and kicked himself into the pit!
"Ouch! You're stuck all over me! I'm going to blanch you! There's something really wrong with you!!!"
