Chapter 612 That's playing hard to get, do you understand
Ying Zheng slept soundly.
After eating the fried bacon, I felt much better.
Sure enough, food can soothe people's soul.
In addition, Qin Feng was kicked out by him and he couldn't hear his snoring. It was simply wonderful.
Originally, when he was in Xianyang, Qin Feng didn't snore.
He won't get fat, after all, he and Fusu will drag him to exercise all day long.
But after every battle, his whole body would quickly expand.
It was okay when I followed him, but the problem was that he often led troops to go out alone, so it was difficult to control him.
At this time, Qin Feng was the commander-in-chief of the army and had the power to enforce the law. He could arrest people for disobeying military orders at any time.
So, this has a consequence.
No one dares to advise!
I saw that my commander had been eating and sleeping in the camp all day long, but no one dared to advise him!
Anyone who gives advice will be punished. What the hell can be done about it?
In addition, Hei Niu and Tiezhu are all Xingjin villains, with the look of a treacherous minister.
Let alone admonishing, they just followed and ate happily!
So, at this time, Qin Feng was already 18 pounds fatter than when he was in Xianyang!
My belly suddenly swelled, and I thought I was pregnant!
Naturally, the snoring sounds came and went one after another, which was very loud and noisy to Ying Zheng.
The sun shines into the tent and falls on Ying Zheng's body.
The colorful halo made him feel very comfortable.
"Comfortable!"
Ying Zheng sat up from his slump, stretched hard, and sighed at how wonderful life was without Qin Feng.
But at this moment, a woman appeared in front of him!
To be precise, he was sitting on his own soft couch!
The black hair, the pink dress, and the fishnet socks on the legs all show the beauty of this woman.
Except...a tough guy?
"I'm going to blanch! Qin Feng! Qin Feng! Where did that fat bitch come from! Get out of here!"
Ying Zheng suddenly yelled in horror and wrapped the quilt around his body with all his strength.
He looked helpless, as if he was the weak one.
It’s not because Ying Zheng is cowardly, but because the fat lady in front of him is so strong! She’s even wider than Ying Zheng who keeps working out every day!
So much so that Ying Zheng felt that if this person used force, he might not have a chance to resist.
Ying Zheng felt his heart bleed when he thought that his lifelong reputation would be ruined by this fat girl wearing fishnets.
He subconsciously wanted to touch the Tianwen Sword and kill this piece of shit.
After searching for a long time, I couldn't find it.
It's not that he threw things randomly, it can only be said that Qin Feng was well prepared. In order to prevent him from killing the black cow with one sword, he made such a foolproof strategy.
It was stolen while he was sleeping last night.
Then, Yingzheng collapsed.
"You are riding a horse! Don't come here! I am the Emperor of Qin! Does the First Emperor understand?
If you dare to come close to me while riding a horse, I will kill you!"
At this time, the big fat lady slowly turned around and said in a sharp voice:
"Your Majesty, the slave family doesn't exist in the first place, so why is it being treated like a slave?
It’s so annoying~ Your Majesty is so necrotic~”
Ying Zheng was stunned. He slowly stretched his head and asked hesitantly:
"Are you...a dog and a black cow?"
"That's not a black cow, I'm Princess Eiffel, the Pearl of the Prairie~"
"Princess Eiffel...you are like a dog and a black cow when you step on a horse!"
Ying Zheng suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed Hei Niu's long black hair, and pulled hard.
With a "stab!" and a scream from the black bull, the hair condom was ripped off!
Then I saw Hei Niu, who was wearing heavy makeup and a frightened face, crying:
"I was forced! Wuwuwuwu!
Boss Qin insists on saying hello to you, but I can’t help it! Uuuuuuuuuuu!"
"You... Qin Feng... Qin Feng... good... good!"
Ying Zheng was so angry that he trembled with anger!
What a shame! What a good son-in-law! He is indeed a dog Qin Feng!
"I'm going to kill you!"
Ying Zheng immediately became furious, whipped out Frostmourne, and hit the black cow!
"Ouch! Boss, help me!"
The black cow ran away, hugging its head and scurrying around. The fishnet stockings ran away, exposing its two big black hairy legs.
Ying Zheng was so angry that he roared again and again, and left an afterimage of Frostmourne in his hand.
Only a burst of "crackling" was heard, and the black cow hugged its buttocks and screamed repeatedly.
Seeing that His Majesty the First Emperor was really angry, Hei Niu immediately turned a corner and ran towards the tent where Qin Feng was hiding!
"Ouch! Boss, help me! I'm going to be beaten to death!"
The first time he heard the screams of the black bull, Li Xin realized that something was wrong.
He made a quick decision, wrapped himself in fur, and rolled hard into the corner, exposing Qin Feng's position.
His head shrunk and he began to pretend to be dead.
I really didn’t expect that in the Holy Fire Miaomiao Sect, Lao Liu would be running rampant!
When snoring, one would fall asleep very hard, so by the time Qin Feng reacted and opened his eyes, it was already too late.
Ying Zheng's angry and smiling face came into view.
Qin Feng was drowsily asleep, rubbed his eyes, and asked with a smile:
"Your Majesty, are you satisfied with that big fat bitch?"
Ying Zheng gritted his teeth and raised Frostmourne in his hand, and said in a trembling voice:
"Satisfied, I am extremely satisfied!"
"Ouch!"
A melodious scream instantly echoed throughout the valley.
The Qin soldiers who were sleeping all woke up one after another, thinking that they had provoked the prairie wolf.
As soon as he came out of the tent, he saw the deputy commander Qin Feng, howling and screaming.
While barking, the rat scurried away holding its head.
And His Majesty, the Great First Emperor, was furiously chasing General Qin Feng with an itch in his hand.
The soldiers who came from Xianyang had long been accustomed to seeing this scene. They yawned one after another and returned to their tents to continue sleeping.
Only the soldiers elsewhere were stunned.
What is going on? Are you turning against each other? Are you having internal strife?
The emperor of Qin had a fight with the prime minister?
So which side should we, the people, stand on? Should we help His Majesty or the Prime Minister?
However, they were relieved when they saw the Xianyang soldiers going back to sleep listlessly.
Maybe... people are joking?
This scene lasted all morning.
When the sun rises high, the whole camp becomes warm.
The soldiers also walked out of the camp one after another and began to bury pots and make rice.
The black cow yawned and gnawed a leg of lamb boredly.
Suddenly, the sound of horse hoofbeats was heard, and Tie Zhu led a team of 100 cavalry back to the camp.
He unceremoniously took the roasted lamb leg from the black cow and asked strangely while eating it:
"Why do I seem to hear Boss Qin's screams?"
The black cow grunted:
"Misheard."
Tie Zhu hesitated and said:
"Boss Qin won't be beaten by His Majesty again, will he?"
Black Bull rolled his eyes and said:
"You know what the heck, spanking is kissing, scolding is love."
"But what am I listening to? Boss Qin is about to be beaten to death..."
