Chapter 65 Fusu's face is full of horror: Brother Hai, stop jumping up, I'm so scared
Zhao Gao nervously took Hu Hai aside and frowned:
"Sir, why are you so anxious to attack Fusu?"
Hu Hai said with a smile:
"As expected of Master Zhao, he saw through Hu Hai's plan at a glance!"
Zhao Gao wished he could give this naughty kid a kick, but he could only persuade him earnestly:
"Young master, please don't make any decisions in the future. What we need to do now is to wait for the opportunity!"
Hu Hai looked at Zhao Gao doubtfully and asked:
"But Master Zhao, you told me before that you must take the initiative and make your father gradually hate Fusu through every bit of life, and then expel him from the court!
Now Hu Hai is already doing it! Father, he trusts me very much and is beginning to hate Fusu!"
Zhao Gao smiled bitterly and said:
"Today is different from the past. Fusu is no longer the same Fusu as before.
You have been praying for the king in Yueyang Ancestral Temple for more than half a year, so it is normal for you not to know about the affairs of the court."
Hu Hai suddenly said dissatisfied:
"Why does Master Zhao need to be here to enhance other people's ambitions and destroy his own prestige?
Didn't you see that Fusu was wearing a wide robe and a Confucian shirt, and his whole person exuded the smell of rotten Confucianism?
What my father hates the most is this kind of dress, which is completely inconsistent with the bravery of my old Qin people!"
Zhao Gao patiently explained:
"Fusu is no longer the weak scholar he was before. He studied under Qin Feng, and he is a bastard who will retaliate!
The reason why I wear a wide robe and a Confucian shirt is to cover up..."
"Zhao Gao? Hai'er? Get in the carriage quickly! Let's set off!"
"Father! The child is here!"
Upon hearing Ying Zheng's shout, Hu Hai trotted over before Zhao Gao could finish speaking.
Zhao Gao had no choice but to follow him out.
"I kept my father waiting for a long time."
Seeing Hu Hai's well-behaved appearance, Ying Zheng nodded lovingly.
King Qin's carriage was extremely spacious, with not only three soft couches inside, but also a fixed wooden table in the middle.
Under the table are various bamboo slips, and there are grooves on the table where teacups can be placed.
After the three of them were seated, Zhao Gao drove the carriage slowly.
Ying Zheng looked at the pale Fusu and said with concern in a warm voice:
"Fusu, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"
Fusu wiped away the cold sweat and said with a dry smile:
"I haven't, I haven't, it's just a bit hot. Can you let Fusu go out and drive the carriage with Zhao Fuling?"
Hu Hai suddenly showed an innocent smile and said sincerely:
"Oh! Brother, don't try to hurt your younger brother. How can you let your brother drive?
If you are driving, you should go to Hu Hai!"
Fusu had a wry smile on his face and secretly prayed in his heart, my dear Haidi! You must hold it in until you get home before you start squirting!
Upon hearing this, Ying Zheng showed a satisfied smile, nodded and said:
"Neither of you is allowed to go! I need to test your academic performance!"
"Okay, okay!"
Hu Hai nodded obediently.
But at this moment, Hu Hai's expression suddenly changed, and a strange smell slowly came out along with the sound of twisting and turning.
"Pfft~~~puff~~puff~"
Ying Zheng covered his mouth and nose tightly and looked at Hu Hai in shock.
The people in Fusu were all dumbfounded. The effect of this medicine was too fast, right? It stinks!
Hu Hai gritted his teeth, and it could be seen that he was already trying very hard to endure.
But Qin Feng's equipment was so scattered that even an old sow couldn't hold it, let alone a naughty kid like him?
The next moment, a series of fart sounds, like firecrackers, exploded in the carriage.
Fusu almost cried out, looked at Hu Hai with wide eyes, and said in a trembling voice:
"Brother Hai... you... just be patient for a moment, and you'll be home soon..."
Ying Zheng's face was blackened, and he said tremblingly:
"Stop farting... Hai'er... just bear with it..."
"Puff puff!"
Inside the carriage, the permeating atmosphere has begun to irritate your eyes!
Ying Zheng was so smoked that he couldn't open his eyes. He couldn't bear it anymore and shouted angrily:
"Hu Hai! Don't fart again! I order you! No! Don't fart again!"
"Pfft~~My kid...I don't want to...praise~"
"You are arrogant!......Yuck!"
Ying Zheng slammed the table. Before he could finish his sentence, a wave of stench hit his face!
Ying Zheng's internal organs were churning for a while, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore. He rolled and climbed over the table, and jumped off the carriage before it could stop.
He staggered to the foot of a tree, leaned over and vomited wildly.
Zhao Gao was immediately frightened. My driving skills have deteriorated. Why have I made the king angry? Something is wrong!
Inside the carriage, it was a mess.
Hu Hai's butt was like an electric motor, unable to stop thrusting outwards.
Fusu was stunned and ran out rolling and crawling.
But his feet were tightly held in Hu Hai's arms, unable to move.
Hu Hai looked frightened and begged:
"Brother, don't leave me behind. I didn't mean to...uh!...I don't know why...puff puff puff!"
Fusu looked at the picture of "flying freely" in front of him, tears almost came down. His face was even more horrified than Hu Hai's, and he said in a trembling voice:
"Brother Hai, stop jumping up. I'm so scared. Please let me go quickly... Zhao Gao! Zhao Gao, come in quickly!"
When Zhao Gao heard the shouting, he felt a thump in his heart. Could it be that something happened to Hu Hai?
In a hurry, he stuffed his head inside!
At this time, Hu Hai could no longer control the direction and was freely turning 360 degrees and flying freely!
With a look of horror on his face, Fusu grabbed Zhao Gao's head and blocked him from moving forward!
Zhao Gao was immediately confused! He rolled his eyes and fainted!
The Fusu people were so dumbfounded that they kicked him out without caring whether they would hurt Hu Hai.
He rolled out of the carriage and started vomiting while holding on to the horse.
The secret guards outside noticed that something was wrong. The king was holding on to a tree and was vomiting. Young Master Fusu was holding on to the horse and was vomiting. Zhao Fuling still didn't know whether he was alive or dead.
Why didn't Young Master Hu Hai show up? Could it be that there was an assassin in the carriage!?
The secret guard captain was shocked and immediately felt that something was wrong! He shouted:
"Escort! Escort! There is an assassin in the carriage! Protect Young Master Hu Hai!"
As soon as these words were spoken, not only the surrounding secret guards appeared one after another, rushing towards the carriage.
Even the ministers in the distance heard the sound and rushed over.
Wang Wan was shocked: "Protect the king! What do you secret guards do for food!"
Li Si yelled: "If your Majesty makes a mistake, I will kill you dogs!"
Wang Jian and Meng Wu had already drawn their swords from their waists and pounced on the carriage fiercely!
Fusu was vomiting so much that he was in a daze. In a daze, he seemed to see many strong men rushing towards the carriage without fear of death. In his heart, ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past, and he shouted immediately:
"Lie down! Lie down!"
Meng Wu suddenly felt something was wrong, and he suddenly jumped forward and knocked Wang Jian down.
The next moment, shrill screams continued to sound!
Because so many people squeezed in, the walls of the carriage collapsed.
I saw Hu Hai closing his eyes tightly, making the shape of a white crane with its wings spread out, flying freely 360 degrees.
Hu Hai, the "Splatoon" of Great Qin, became famous in one battle!
((???????)????I went out to buy milk tea! See you pig babies at noon!)
