Chapter 78 Qin Feng: Your Majesty, you lied! Sneak attack! I am an honest man
Today, the solemn atmosphere in Wangyi Palace was broken.
Because Qin Feng’s screams echoed everywhere.
When Qin Feng offered to scratch it, Ying Zheng was very satisfied.
Now I am even more satisfied, because when I smoke Qin Feng, it is very smooth.
The maids and eunuchs in the palace stopped what they were doing and looked furtively at the main hall of Wangyi Palace.
"Huh? Who is that? Why are you walking around the pillar with the king?"
"I don't know. From the king's angry scolding, I can guess that this person's surname is Qin!"
"Could it be Captain Qin Feng of the toilet?"
"But why is he so bold? The king whips him, but he still dares to run?"
"I don't know, maybe I'm tired of living."
Wang Li cheered and explained to the new doctor beside him:
"Did you see that? Your Majesty's move was fast, accurate, and ruthless! It was not sloppy! It hit Brother Qin's butt hard!"
"Drink! Your Majesty's circumambulation technique is absolutely amazing! Everyone should learn from it!"
"You are worthy of being a king! Itchy Tickling actually looks like Fang Tian's painted halberd!"
Qin Feng circled around the pillar for a long time, but failed to get rid of Ying Zheng. From time to time, his butt was tickled, which made him grimace in pain.
[I'm careless! You can't circle around the pillars! The First Emperor has his own imperial-level movement skills: King Qin circles around the pillars!]
After being beaten for who knows how many times, Qin Feng finally turned around and ran toward the Imperial Garden.
However, Ying Zheng, who was nearly 1.9 meters tall, took long strides to catch up.
After enduring the beating for a full quarter of an hour, Ying Zheng stopped panting and sweating profusely.
Qin Feng was also out of breath, and he gave a thumbs up and praised:
"Your Majesty... Your Majesty is extraordinarily brave, and your posture around the pillar is unparalleled.
The respect that I have for you is like the endless stream of a river, and like the Yellow River that is overflowing and out of control."
Ying Zheng glared, raised the tickle and gave him a spank.
Qin Feng immediately grinned in pain.
[It’s good to accompany the First Emperor to exercise when he has nothing to do. It’s better than sitting in the hall every day reviewing memorials.]
[If he sweats every day, the First Emperor's health will be better, and he will no longer have to seek immortality and medicine all day long.]
Ying Zheng felt warm in his heart, and just as he was about to put down the scratch in his hand, he heard the voice of his heart again, and he suppressed the emotion in his heart.
[At that time, with the great blessing of the First Emperor, I will lie down in Shanglin Garden and sleep every day!]
Ying Zheng gritted his teeth and said:
"You brat, you just want to be lazy all day long! Can't you take the initiative to share the worries of others?"
Qin Feng arched forward, hid behind a tree, and said aggrievedly:
"The humble minister wants to share the worries of the king day and night, but his ability does not allow him to do so.
I am greedy, lazy and stupid, I can't even recognize the words, so I can't help you with your worries!"
Ying Zheng was speechless:
"You...are you not a descendant of Confucianism? Your ancestor is Zilu?"
Qin Feng said confidently:
"That's right! Confucian disciples study the Analects of Confucius, and Confucian disciples study the Whispering Confucius!"
Ying Zheng: "......"
Qin Feng sat on the ground and Ying Zheng squatted on the ground. The two rested for a long time before they recovered and staggered towards the main hall.
Qin Feng said as if taking credit:
"Your Majesty, Weichen has brought you some local specialties. I will ask Zhang Han to take care of them and deliver them to you."
"What souvenir?"
"Three free-range piglets and ten old hens that have been raised for a year. The roasted pork belly and old hen soup will be delicious!"
"...You robbed the Luoyang Order and the Hangu Pass Guard again? Can't you replace Huo Huo?"
Qin Feng emphasized angrily:
"Borrowed, borrowed."
Ying Zheng snorted lightly and said earnestly:
"Qin Feng, since you are the chief of the right concubine, you must look like the chief of the right concubine.
Although I haven't reached the top yet, I can't make noises all day long and beat others frequently.
Even if you beat others up, can you find a way to keep the admonishment doctors from knowing? I am really troubled here."
Qin Feng suddenly realized:
"Wei Chen understands! Wei Chen knows what to do! Wei Chen will definitely help the king take care of his worries!"
Ying Zheng looked at Qin Feng who was so sensible and nodded.
This kid actually doesn't have a bad heart, but he's just a bit naughty.
No, my own preaching is very effective. If you can cause less trouble in the future, just cause less trouble.
[When I turned back, I stripped the admonishing officials naked and hung them on the wall of Wangyigong! Let’s see if they still dare to snitch on me!]
"Pfft...cough cough cough cough!"
Ying Zheng almost choked to death on his own saliva. He glared at Qin Feng and shouted:
"You are not allowed to touch the ministers! You are not allowed to beat the officials who are admonishing them! You are not allowed to take off your clothes and hang them on the city wall!"
Qin Feng curled his lips and said reluctantly:
"I understand, I will obey your orders."
[The First Emperor is so boring. Just now he thought it was troublesome to admonish the officials and asked me to share my worries, but now he won't let me take action.]
[I understand! Could it be that they want me to greet their parents, wives and children? You are worthy of being the First Emperor! I am not as good as me when it comes to being far-sighted and drawing fire from the bottom of the cauldron!]
Ying Zheng was immediately furious and slapped Qin Feng on the buttocks, causing him to jump up in pain.
"What a fool! From today on! Together with Fusu, you will learn the Six Arts of a Gentleman from Shusun Tong!"
"oh……"
As the two of them walked, Qin Feng suddenly found a girl with bright eyes and white teeth hiding among the flowers, secretly waving to him.
In more than a year, Ying Shu has become more and more impressive and has grown into a big girl.
[Suck~ You have to find a reason, otherwise you won’t be able to see sister Ying Shu. 】
Qin Feng rolled his eyes, wrinkled his face, covered his stomach, and shouted:
"Ouch! Ouch! My stomach hurts!
Your Majesty, please go squat on the toilet!"
Ying Zheng sneered:
"It doesn't matter, you can just deal with it here."
Qin Feng was stunned for a moment, so wild?
"No...it's not good, okay, Your Majesty?"
"What's wrong? Everyone has seen more exciting scenes than yours!"
[It’s over, the First Emperor beats the mandarin ducks with a big stick!]
Qin Feng followed Ying Zheng back to the main hall with his head drooping.
Ying Zheng took off his black dragon robe, looked at his protruding belly, and couldn't help but sigh:
"I am thirty-four, and I am already in my twilight years."
If Zhao Gao were here, he would probably be frightened and urinate.
The king usually hates others mentioning his age!
He wishes he could live forever and control the Qin Dynasty forever!
But today, he actually said such words in front of Qin Feng.
But unexpectedly, Qin Feng immediately opened his eyes and said in disbelief:
"What? Thirty-four is already twilight years? In my hometown, an 80-year-old man and a young man squeeze into a car without any trouble.
A 100-year-old man can have a sweet love with a 90-year-old woman!"
Ying Zheng's eyes suddenly lit up, but he was still confused:
"Seriously? There are very few people in the Qin Dynasty who can survive fifty winters of cold and heat, but how can anyone survive a hundred of them?"
"Of course you are serious! As long as you work out with Fusu every day, go to the harem less, get angry less, review memorials less and be lazy more, you will be fine! Look at that bastard..."
[The First Emperor still suffered from the disadvantage of being uneducated! Will you tell him about "The Whispering Language" another day? 】
The smile on Ying Zheng's face gradually disappeared. Looking at Qin Feng who was still talking about health care, he silently took out the itch from behind.
"A few people are neither important nor powerful!"
"Ouch! Your Majesty, you lied! You attacked me in a sneak attack! I am an honest man! I have no martial ethics! It hurts!"
