"Honorable God, there has been a strange thing recently. Everyone in the nearby town of Liu, regardless of age or sex, feels that their hair is getting less and less. People are talking in the streets, have they offended some gods? The whole town is having their heads shaved by ghosts, and everyone is talking about it.
More and more people are accusing me of crimes these days, and I'm afraid that if the matter remains unresolved for a long time, the townspeople will cause trouble."
"Hair loss? Is the water source contaminated by something?" Lin Tianze said the most likely guess.
Don't look at this world as mythical.
But whether it is radioactive minerals or heavy metals such as lead and mercury, they exist in this world. Water sources are polluted, which can also explain why people of all ages and genders in a town are losing their hair.
"God, there are turtles and live fish in the water all year round, so the water source is no problem. And those people don't just lose their hair. They wake up every morning and find that their hair has disappeared for no reason."
"The kind of person who wakes up and finds that he has a large piece of bald hair, but there is no hair on the bed. If someone at home stays awake at night and keeps vigil, there will be a lot of hair. In this way, they will wonder if it is a ghost.
It’s causing trouble.”
"So evil." Lin Tianze's eyes flashed with curiosity, "I turned around and walked around to see what was causing the trouble."
"Liu Gui, have you found the whereabouts of the evil god?"
Liu Gui sighed helplessly, "I have sent someone to inquire about the god, but as the god said, the evil god may change his name to a scholar named Qiu Sheng, or he may turn into a woman named Li Daitao and marry into someone else's family."
"I even entered the temple and fell in love with another nun. The evil god is so changeable and powerful, how can ordinary people like us find it. The villain is really powerless, so please give me the means."
Lin Tianze thought to himself that it was indeed his fault that he had not thought carefully. He referred to some information that was not convenient to disclose the source. In the film, he could be a man or a woman, and he could also transform into a tentacle monster.
Just by a group of unprofessional ordinary people, even if they are optimistic about encountering the Five Powers God, they will most likely encounter brainwashing, hypnosis, collapse, evil, and a series of indescribable things. This news cannot be spread.
Came back.
"The Wutong Evil God is just a trivial matter. I'm just curious as to why he looks so similar. I've seen a few movies when I was collecting stories, so I wanted to catch him and study it. I couldn't find him, so there's no need to look for it. I'll stop here now.
After making a protector, after a while, I saw my violent soldiers pushing him across the ground, scraping the ground and searching for the Book of Heaven, and I took care of him."
Seeing that the other party looked confused and had no idea what he was talking about, Lin Tianze stopped talking without interest and changed the topic.
"Forget it, let's not talk about Liu Gui. You are now nearly 40 years old. You have enough food, clothing and clothing, and a beautiful wife. You didn't realize that you have no children. You haven't thought about incest. Why don't you work hard while you are young now?
If you work hard, you might even be able to have a grandson."
"When I was young, my father wrote an article that offended the majesty of the previous Holy Emperor and was imprisoned. I suffered in prison for more than twenty years. Although the new Emperor ascended the throne and granted amnesty to the world, I was lucky enough to be released before my death.
My kidney essence has long been useless due to all the suffering I endured, and getting a wife is just a thought I once had."
"I only chose a widow who is about the same age as me. To put it bluntly, I am just looking for a few people to live together. Recently, I have prepared to choose a stepson from a family with the same surname. When the time comes, I will inherit the family business and serve the god."
Lin Tianze's hand that stirred up the smoke stopped. Impotence? He couldn't give birth to a child.
When Tianze saw Liu Gui talking about a problem with his lower body, looking very calm and careless about his condition, Tianze raised his eyebrows and said thoughtfully.
"Let me just say, you have hands and feet, you are not bad at it, and you can read and write, but you will be reduced to a beggar and die of illness on the street. It turns out that you are living with nothing to care about and not much hope. Earlier, you were still alive.
He just came out of prison and wanted to die."
A family of migrant workers who agreed to sign a contract of prostitution and work for them from generation to generation only has one prostitute?
Although my own cost was approximately 0, I still felt quite unbalanced when I lost 1 million yuan in lottery tickets.
After all, Lin Tianze was not a harsh capitalist. After being surprised, he turned to care about the other person's body, even though there was nothing in his system that could specifically treat lower body problems.
But there is in this world! That’s right, the miracle doctor in the third-level film who doesn’t replace a donkey with a steel multi-functional grappling hook is the friend who made the magic stick of the God of Five Powers. That magic stick can kill old people.
The details of my friend are all sold out.
So Lin Tianze eagerly said: "I have a way to treat your disease that suits this world. As the saying goes, if the old one doesn't go away, the new one won't come in. There is a miracle doctor in this world who can give you money and you can get a new one.
Here it is, whether it's a human or a donkey, I can put it under your body. If you inquire carefully, you should be able to find out."
Liu Gui was pleasantly surprised that his illness could be cured. He couldn't help but start imagining that scene. Finally, he shuddered hard and refused: "Honorable God, I am not young anymore. In fact, I don't have many worldly desires."
, I wonder if there is any other way."
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Lin Tianze sighed helplessly: "Oh, I really don't know how blessed I am. In the world before me, this kind of super-standard surgery was something that countless people longed for but couldn't ask for. You actually looked down on it. Forget it, I
There really is a second method. Some time ago, I watched the monks’ practice methods in the Songshan Shaolin Temple, and I suddenly understood how to combine it with medicine. I revised the article on the magic of purification, and leave the Golden Spear to you."
"No, take it and practice it! Follow me and I will help you become bigger and stronger. Then you can find a good Feng Shui master. We will also find a dragon vein and let your descendants become emperors. Don't think it's impossible. You can give birth to a hundred and eighty-year-old
Ten children, and then let them multiply in the future, and all the descendants in the world will be your descendants, and one day the emperor will also have the blood of your Liu family flowing in his body."
Lin Tianze took out a thick, simply bound book from his backpack, flipped through it randomly until he found a specific content, tore out a few pages and handed them to Liu Gui.
"I'm going to see what happens when a ghost shaves his head."
Just say it, he turned into a wisp of smoke and got out, went straight to the granary, and without saying a word started stuffing full sacks into his backpack and loading bags of grain into the system backpack.
Then he drifted in the direction of Liu Town. Not to mention casually chatting with acquaintances, his mood was obviously much better. At least he no longer looked at the surrounding environment as a conspiracy theory. He wanted to destroy the world and even more extreme.
The more he becomes a ghost, the more Lin Tianze wants to get rid of his current identity. As a time traveler, what does he rely on to make a living? If he just relies on cheats, wouldn’t he be able to kneel down and beg for food? He is full, but it is somewhat boring.
So Lin Tianze wanted to use his brain and add plug-ins to eat while standing to get rid of his identity as a Piao, which was becoming more and more restrictive to him.
Regarding the world we traveled through, there were also striking similarities between the dungeon world and some stories from previous lives.
Lin Tianze had already accepted it and speculated that this might be the special feature of the world in his previous life.
According to the settings of some imagination literature, the world in the previous life is the narrative layer, with high-dimensional narrators. Everyone is the creator, and everyone is just a normal ordinary person, unless you encounter a device that can travel like a princess in military uniform.
It must exist, otherwise it would be a seemingly ordinary world without demons.
Therefore, the development of that high martial arts world is almost exactly the same as that of Mr. Jin Yong’s martial arts world.
That's right, Lin Tianze was talking about the world where the group of bald Sun monks lived. In Lin Tianze's eyes, that world could be regarded as a little ahead of the Swordsman timeline.
It's just different from the main plot, where the power of Tianlong Shefei declines, but the world of that side strengthens step by step over time, as if the worlds of him and Mr. Jin Yong are two sides of an hourglass.
All the force that was missed over there came to this world, and the size and intensity of the world remained unchanged. The only thing that was surprising was that there was something called spiritual veins that appeared in that world every period of time, like a fountain, with extreme force.
Special metallic minerals, elixirs, and strange trees were bred in a short period of time.
When the ginseng elixir that has been used for thousands of years is only a little lower than the yield of cabbage in the field, the force value of the group of martial arts practitioners will naturally soar in the fantasy style.
Acquired Apprentice, Innate, Grandmaster, Grand Master, the class divisions were scrawled, but the top was also broken void, making Lin Tianze wonder if it was some ancient battlefield connected to the world after ascension.
Of course, Lin Tianze feels that if so, it will be more interesting. The collision of different world views, different power systems, thoughts, culture, philosophy, etc. will eventually help him reach a higher peak.
Guan Yu versus Qin Qiong, isn’t this the infinite charm of the heavens?