Chapter 1: Go slow, don't send off the funeral one-stop shop followed you!
The fallen leaves carry the rain and west wind.
Spreading the autumn mood to an attic next to the street.
"Ms. Yan, this is the most affordable four-story loft in Block 4 of Beihai. It faces the bustling avenue and is backed by Huanyun Mountain. The monthly payment is only one thousand. There is nothing cheaper than this in the whole street. You
Do you want to make a decision today?"
The agent in a dark blue suit looked away. He stood uneasily in front of the iron door of the attic, not daring to look at the tall, straight black girl on the left.
The agent secretly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
It seems that he is very afraid of this dusty attic, as if he will be haunted by bad luck if he takes one look at it.
The girl held a bowl of stinky tofu without coriander and looked at the gloomy attic with great interest.
In the expectation of the intermediary.
Yan Jiu shook her head: "No need."
The intermediary finally found someone who had taken advantage of her. He wanted to facilitate the deal and wanted to persuade her again.
Yan Jiu took out the playing cards she bought at the small shop from her pocket, opened it with one hand and said, "How much does it cost to buy it?"
Agent: The surprise came too suddenly!
final.
Yan Jiu successfully obtained the loft at a price of 199,999. Compared with the agent's failure to escape, Yan Jiu felt a little more indescribable excitement.
System panel: [Ding!
Inspection objects: Black-hearted intermediaries,
Note: potential customers,
Mortality rate: 32%,
Time of death: After the 47th order is placed,
It is recommended that the host continues to pay attention!]
A data panel appeared in front of Yan Jiu.
According to past situations, after the funeral system detects customers with a mortality rate greater than 10%, it will add another complaint of its own, but this time it is as quiet as a chicken.
Out of concern for my "roommate".
Yan Jiu thoughtfully sent her sincere greetings: "What happened to Tongzi? Why are you holding a moment of silence? Could it be that your father exploded?"
System: [Ababa, Ababa, Ababa!]
Yan Jiu: "..."
I just said your dad died, so you called me dad.
Don't you want to curse me to death?
System: [I told the host not to be angry.]
The host originally bound to the funeral system was the original body. However, after the original body awakened its consciousness and was about to be reincarnated, it could only quickly find a soul that was born on the same day, same year, same month, and the same time.
It still can't forget the scene when it first met Yan Jiu, and was frightened by the strength of the opponent's soul to the point where the data was distorted.
Yan Jiu swallowed the last piece of stinky tofu and said without thinking, "I'll try my best."
System: [The host continues the vitality of the original body, but only inherits it for half a year. 】
After the system finished speaking, he didn't dare to look at Yan Jiu's face.
Yan Jiu pursed her lips tightly.
The whole person is enveloped in negative energy.
The breath went from loose to terrifying.
It was like a city wall that stood quietly, but was suddenly covered with sharp barbed wire. Against the background of the strong wind, it looked like a prison of death that no one should approach.
Yan Jiu can calmly accept her new identity, but cannot accept that her new identity is also a short-lived ghost.
Previous life.
She is an orphan.
Adopted by Master.
With the help of his senior brother, he entered the field of Taoism and became a benchmark in the metaphysics world in just 20 years.
However, due to five shortcomings and three shortcomings, he was unable to survive the calamity of his 23rd year. He did not expect that after his untimely death, he would be taken into a parallel world by the system, where he would be a poor little man with the same name but a different age, and no luck.
Yan Jiu frowned.
She is not afraid of death.
She just didn't want to find out the traces of her senior brother after time travel, but once again she didn't have much time left...
System: [The system has a way to extend the host’s life!]
Yan Jiu raised her eyebrows: "Explain."
System: [If the host completes a business under the detection of the system panel, it can obtain a hundred-day life value. This is one of the reasons why the system suggested that the host leave the big dye vat of the entertainment industry and open a funeral parlor! ]
Yan Jiu: How many surprises do you have that I don’t know about?
Someone shook his head happily like a kitten.
The cold aura suddenly dissipated.
Positive energy crawled out of the soil of the city wall, softening the barbed wire fence.
Yan Jiu knew that only by surviving could she have a chance to find her senior brother who suddenly disappeared in the original world.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or not.
What's important is that she lives a long life.
After learning that the system has a way to survive.
Yan Jiu walked into the attic with ease.
But he was blocked by a wave of Yin Qi.
The previous owner didn’t seem to welcome her very much!
It doesn't matter.
She loves to force "people" into difficult situations most in her life~
Yan Jiu pushed the door open and turned on the main light switch.
at the same time.
The black Yin energy hovering in the attic slowly shrank, and finally hid on the top floor farthest from Yan Jiu.
Yan Jiu looked around and found that the attic had a retro decoration from more than 10 years ago. The furniture was covered with dust-proof white cloth, and it looked like it had not been popular for a long time.
She slowly shuffled the 54 ordinary playing cards in her hand and waited quietly for her master to show her face.
Brand new playing cards danced on the girl's fingertips, accompanied by the lingering chill of the Yin Qi, and against the shimmering warm-toned lights on the roof, the atmosphere in the attic became increasingly weird.
Time passed minute by minute.
Yan Jiu still didn't have the chance to move her hands and feet.
She unfortunately had to sit on the sofa with the white cloth removed, took out her mobile phone, and decided to search for a few deals online first.
Yan Jiu registered an account in Douyin.
She watched a lot of videos one after another, including long-legged beauties, gourmet experts, and landlords.
Half an hour passed before I knew it.
When Yan Jiu scrolled down as usual.
She saw a live broadcaster whose ID was "Society Ni Biao Ge".
In the video.
The anchor was wearing a red full-pressure flight suit, standing on the edge of a cliff several hundred meters away, looking at the vast green mountains in the distance.
The howling cold wind passed through the camera, beating the heartbeat and excitement of every viewer.
The anchor did not take pure oxygen beforehand.
He only carried a main umbrella on his back and wore an extreme sports party outfit that said "you need traffic at the expense of your life".
The anchor opened his arms in great enjoyment, as if he had foreseen the scene of him once again swooping down from the sky hundreds of meters high like a soaring eagle, and landing steadily on the ground.
Yan Jiu clicked on the comment area.
[So cool, family members, put up your gifts!]
[Brother Biao cheats! Look at death with a smile!!!]
[The minimum limit for extreme low-altitude exercise is 300m, but it is a military parachute. The cliff is so high, so it’s better to be careful.]
[The friends in front of you must be new here at first glance. Brother Biao has jumped on this cliff many times, so it’s okay!]
Leave a message in the comment area.
It's basically all praise and cheers.
Yan Jiu: Isn’t it good to be alive?
Her occupational disease suddenly broke out.
Use your fingers to calculate the young man's face - black hair and a sinister light covering his head are a sign of great misfortune.
System panel: [Ding!
Detection object: Social Brother Biao,
Remarks: Precise customers,
Mortality rate: 100%,
Time of death: after the 4th parachute jump.
The host is advised to pay attention immediately!】
The detection value of the system panel once again lit up in front of Yan Jiu's eyes.
She didn't go through the host's other video records and directly calculated that today was the other party's fourth skydive.
Yan Jiu: Business is coming~
She adheres to Baishan's philosophy of "laughing" first, but she also did not forget to remind: [The anchor is not easy to fly today, my suggestion here is that you go home and sleep zzz.]
After leaving a message.
The anchor still goes his own way.
Yan Jiu's backhand was a matter of attention, and then he started to ask for work: [Slow down and don't send funerals to find out more about the one-stop funeral shop? The new store has opened, book now and we will give you a beautiful urn x1~]
