I buried the host, relying on the prophecy, the whole network exploded Chapter 18: Fooling the cute baby, the champion of the global eagle catching chick contest
Chapter 18: Fooling the cute baby, the champion of the global eagle catching chick contest
After Yan Jiu typed the last reminder.
I no longer watch the detective’s live broadcast.
Because she already knows what will happen next.
In order to prevent the detective from passing away, he did not leave any last words of condolences to her.
As a result, she was unable to place an order.
She still needs more attention.
Yan Jiu binge-watched videos.
This time.
Within half an hour, she saw a baby-showing anchor whose ID was "Tao Yuan's Little Custard Bun".
The system panel lights up at the right time: [Ding!
Inspection objects: taro balls, small custard buns,
Remarks:Quality customers,
Mortality rate: 99%,
Time of death: After beating his parents and children for the 97th time,
The host is advised to pay attention immediately!】
System: [The domestic violence girl will die for the young master!]
Yan Jiu frowned and opened the customer ID.
In the short videos under this account, most of the subjects are cute boys and girls.
After Yan Jiu analyzed it, he learned that it was a story about a new mother with violent tendencies who seized the traffic password and used her son as a marketing tool.
Compared with "Erha in the ancient world".
Although both of them are high-quality customers, the death rate of this new mother is much higher.
Yan Jiu paid decisive attention.
And applied for Lianmai.
[I feel tired and don’t love you anymore, can’t Jiujiu let our little hearts rest for a while? 】
[Here it comes again, she pays attention again! 】
[Let me see which unlucky guy it is this time... Uh, the anchor has no heart, and he won't even let the children go! 】
【I don’t dare to eat this melon.】
【Is that person an adult or a child? 】
Yan Jiu did not reply to the comments that flooded the screen.
Instead, wait for Lianmai.
Been waiting for a long time.
Just when Yan Jiu was about to give up.
The microphone was connected.
A 5-year-old baby, as delicate as a porcelain doll, with some baby fat on her pink face, appeared.
The round chin is the first to appear in the camera.
He thought the call was connected, and he said in a sweet voice: "Hey, hello, Mommy is still sleeping."
【Hello, hello~】
【So cute, so cute!】
[The arrogant little boy is online~]
[The happy smile from the old mother, the pink sack is ready, when will the custard bag be easy to drill?]
[It’s hard to imagine that such a cute baby is going to be like... woo woo woo, the anchor has no heart! 】
After Yan Jiu made sure it was not a child, she said, "Hello, can you please wake up mom?"
Cui Huang Bao's big bright eyes burst out with light, and he pursed his lips in despair as if he thought of something.
He shook his head like a little rattle.
Cuihuang Bao was aggrieved: "Mom said, custard buns cannot disturb Ma Ma's rest, otherwise she will be spanked, and sometimes Ma Ma will be slapped in the face."
【Who goes to bed at eight or nine o'clock?】
【Wait, what are you fighting for!?】
[If it hadn’t been for the anchor’s sudden loss of mic, we wouldn’t have known that Taro Yuan left the child aside and went to sleep by himself. 】
[How can you speculate without evidence! What if Taro Yuan is too tired from work today!?]
[If you don’t cry, your mother is joking with you. How could she have the heart to beat you? 】
[Why do I feel that Cui Huang Bao is scared? He has never really been beaten, right? 】
[No way, taro balls are so gentle, she always interacts with custard buns a lot during the live broadcast! 】
[You also said it was a live broadcast, who can guarantee the audience? 】
[There have long been rumors that Taro Yuan has violent tendencies. I originally vowed to stand by Taro Yuan, but now...]
Yan Jiu saw the fear in Cuihuang Bao.
She changed her routine.
Yan Jiu said: "Shall we play a game?"
Cuihuang Bao blinked his big eyes, and the dull hair on his head trembled: "What game?"
Yan Jiu raised her eyebrows: "Hide and seek, you hide, I catch you."
Guahuang Bao shook his head again, resisting extremely: "No, no, no, every time guests come to the house, Mommy has to play hide and seek with Guahuang Bao, but Mommy can never find the custard buns hidden in the cabinet.
The cabinet is so dark, and the custard buns hate peek-a-boo.”
【Oh my god, what did I hear!?】
[How can a mother be so cruel? She is trying her best to make her child obedient and hide! 】
【Why do you want children to hide? Are custard buns shameful!?】
[I used to think that Taro Yuan was a single mother, and she subconsciously felt sorry for her, so she would always reward her more... So, she used to deliberately create a persona, and she was deceiving us!?]
Yan Jiu frowned and shook her head: "What you are doing is wrong. You must learn to reject her."
Upon hearing this.
The custard buns have a plump belly.
He was so angry that his cheeks bulged like a gorillas.
Cui Huang Bao shouted: "You are not allowed to say bad things about Mom!"
【What should I do if I feel more distressed!】
【You hate me so much, but I love you deeply. What kind of peerless knife is this!?】
【So, Taro Yuan is really abusing children?】
【Now I just want to know who it is!】
Yan Jiu started to lie: "Then let's change the game. You may not know that I am very good at playing games."
Cui Huang Bao tilted his head: "How powerful is it?"
Yan Jiu said nonsense seriously: "I won first place in the Global Eagle Catching Chicken Competition, and I am the global champion."
Cui Huang Bao put one hand on his hips and held his cell phone in the other, shaking his head wildly: "You're lying, there has never been such a competition!"
Yan Jiu: "..."
Damn it.
This kid is quite smart!
【hhh, the host has revealed his secret.】
[Custard Bun: You didn’t expect me to be a brainy kid, right? 】
[Suddenly, I am no longer sad. The anchor accidentally clicked on the mic and custard bun today. Maybe it was an arrangement that made the evil exposed. 】
[Ahem, cough, cough. I was feeling sorry for the custard buns, but suddenly I laughed out loud. My roommate scolded me for going crazy.]
Yan Jiu figured out that Cuihuangbao had only one relative, Taro Yuan, and she felt a little pity for him as he was about to become an orphan.
Not sure whether to continue the deception.
As the saying goes.
Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain.
When the custard bun showed pride.
Yan Jiu said softly: "Then you tell me a game. The loser has to wake up his mother."
Custard buns have no playmates.
He looked at Yan Jiu's smiling face.
I really want to play with people.
But he was afraid that if he lost the game and called his mother, he would be beaten again.
Yan Jiu comforted: "Your mother will never beat you again."
Guahuangbao's face showed anticipation: "Will Mommy become the Mommy who reads me bedtime stories and coaxes me to sleep?"
Yan Jiu was silent: "..."
Not really.
Your mother will never wake up again.
But this.
Yan Jiu couldn't bear to tell the other party.
She changed the subject.
Start the "One, Two, Three Wooden Man" game with others.
Cuihuang Bao, who originally thought he had a chance to win, watched Yan Jiu move every move without even blinking.
People panic.
His body moved.
Yan Jiu chuckled and said, "You lose."
Custard Bun lowered his head.
When Yan Jiu was thinking about whether the custard bun would regret it.
Cui Huang Bao Dian Dian ran to a bedroom.
Knock on the door carefully.
Cui Huang Bao whispered: "Mom, I'm hungry."
He shrunk his little head.
He looked very scared.
After waiting for a long time, there was no response.
Cui Huang Bao mustered up his courage and said loudly: "Mom, I haven't eaten yet..."
"Eat, eat, eat, you will know how to eat!"
The custard bun has not yet finished speaking.
There was an angry sound from the bedroom door.
What followed was the sound of slippers hitting the door.
