Chapter 193 Introducing the New Year of the Funeral Home for Client Clover
Chapter 193 Launching the funeral home’s New Year’s event for client “Clover”
Author: Carrot to Heaven
【Wait, what talisman?】
[I am originally constipated, so give me a spray charm.]
[Pfft—you can’t describe it too accurately.]
【I’m eating, family!】
[The netizens in Jiuye’s live broadcast room are a bit letting themselves go.]
【Hey, it’s all what Mr. Jiu is used to.】
[Master Jiu: You can blame me as much as you want, but if I take a bite of it, I will lose. 】
[Look, look, look, Master Jiu has started watching videos again. 】
【I'm going to blanch it! Are you still here?】
【Don’t dare to look, don’t dare to look.】
【I'm afraid there are others.】
Since then, the funeral parlor has had more employees.
Yan Jiu can already let go.
Focus on finding customers.
I wonder if Yan Jiu searched for colleges and universities, and the videos pushed by Douyin are also related to schools.
Yan Jiu casually clicked on a video with an ID called "Four-leaf Clover" based on what she saw.
In video.
The handsome college student's eyes were dark blue.
He danced like a spirited boy and used his hometown accent to promote the school's majors in rap form.
He finally said something.
“Welcome everyone to apply for Tsinghua University Civil Engineering!”
The words were not spoken yet.
System panel: [Ding!
Detection object: four-leaf clover,
Remarks: Precise customers,
Mortality rate: 100%,
Time of death: after the first malignant arrhythmia.
The host is advised to pay attention immediately!】
System: [I know this question well. Malignant arrhythmia is also called sudden death.]
Before Yan Jiu could react, the netizens watching the video in Yan Jiu's live broadcast room went crazy with joy.
[The title of the video should be the "minus" chapter for college students.]
【Every school has a conspicuous bag.】
【School: I am so proud of you.】
[Did I not apply to Tsinghua University? I wouldn’t have been able to pass the exam!]
[Admissions Office: What’s wrong with you? 】
[Principal: The publicity is very good, don’t want the diploma. 】
【The Admissions Office has been working in vain this year.】
[As a prospective high school student, I didn’t know which test I should take, but now I know which one I shouldn’t take.]
Yan Jiu's focus was different from that of netizens. Her eyes fell on the protagonist of the video.
The handsome young man's ID is "Four-leaf Clover".
But unlike the four-leaf clover, which represents luck, the young man's life can be summed up as miserable.
"Four-Leaf Clover" is a left-behind child who came out of the mountains. He has no clothes and no food to eat. This is his normal life.
Suffering creates a saint.
"Four-leaf Clover" worked hard to get into college, and most of the living expenses he earned in his spare time were mailed back to the mountainous area.
He chose to live broadcast.
I also want to make more money.
When he didn't have enough food, clothing or warmth, his life still grew like a weed.
And that childhood that is not worth remembering taught "Clover" a saying, even if you share a plate of cake, you still need a ticket. Only by working hard can you see your own feast.
pity.
"Clover" is about to lose the opportunity to enjoy the feast and die from overwork and staying up late.
And he has never enjoyed the beauty of family affection. Perhaps in the eyes of others, he is a sensible child, but he is also unfortunate at the same time.
Premature maturity caused him to lose his innocence, and he had no chance to choose to be "Mother Sunflower".
Yan Jiu pursed her lips and said nothing.
Leave a comment below the video silently.
[Walking slowly and not sending a funeral service reminds you to cherish life and refuse to wear multiple hats.]
【!?】
[No, Master Jiu, can’t you watch a video quietly? 】
[I had an ominous premonition as early as when Jiuye stopped at the four-leaf clover video. 】
【The premonition came true!】
[It’s over, I’ve been messing with people in the past few days.]
"Four-Leaf Clover" was replying to the comment, so he quickly discovered Yan Jiu's comment that had been liked by netizens.
It was clear that it was Empress Yan Jiu.
He was stunned at first.
Then there is relief.
He lived a fulfilling life in these short 20 years, and he had no regrets about coming to the human world.
That's fine too.
"Four-Leaf Clover" took the initiative to win Yan Jiu.
【This is unfortunate!】
【What are you doing, rushing to find Ga?】
[Did you not see clearly who left the comment? It’s Mr. Jiu, the one who has attracted so many people! 】
【Did you accidentally click the wrong time?】
【Don’t try to catch on to Master Jiu’s popularity.】
[Master Jiu: Hey, now it’s finally someone else’s turn to rub off on my popularity. 】
【It’s almost going to squeak, just rub it. 】
Yan Jiu contacted Lianmai to apply.
"Four-leaf clover" was still wearing a milk tea shop work uniform. He said: "Hello, am I going to quake?"
Yan Jiu nodded: "Yes."
"Four-Leaf Clover" said thoughtfully: "Please wait a moment."
He faded out of the live broadcast room.
Don't know what to do.
【Is this person so big-hearted?】
【No, are you leaving now? 】
[You are the first person who dares to leave Master Jiu alone.]
[I’m afraid I don’t think people are going to die, so I’m in no position to rely on them. 】
See the comment area of the live broadcast room.
Yan Jiu explained: "He is going to resign."
soon.
"Clover", who had returned from his resignation, had already taken off his work clothes and greeted Yan Jiu with a smile.
I took my mobile phone and left the milk tea shop.
Yan Jiu reminded: "If you sign a contract and something happens to you during your tenure, the milk tea shop will provide you with certain compensation."
"Clover" shook his head and said: "Let's not talk about the contract or not. If something happens to me in the store, it will cause trouble to others. The compensation will be small. Who will come to the milk tea shop in the future?"
【Ah ah ah, I cried like a dog.】
【I'm sorry, I shouldn't be so narrow-minded.】
【Who can understand the feeling of being unable to stop crying.】
【I understand, I understand.】
【Why, why?】
"Clover" also considers others at the last moment, as if he has become accustomed to not owing anyone anything.
A highly rational person is often the most insecure in his heart. He will remember every kindness that others do to him and want to return it at the same price.
"Four-Leaf Clover" is such a person.
He wanted to find a quiet corner and wait quietly for death, without even bothering the medical staff.
Pick and choose on the map.
Found a quiet park.
"Clover" took out a half-eaten piece of bread from his pocket and became confused while eating.
He seems to have no money to buy a cemetery.
See the situation.
Yan Jiu spoke at the right time: "The funeral home has launched a New Year event. College student ID + voluntary blood donation certificate + poverty certificate can be used to exchange for a cemetery."
As soon as the words fell.
Not only netizens were stunned.
"Four-leaf clover" was also stunned.
The three proofs mentioned by Yan Jiu.
He happens to have both.
It goes without saying what this means.
"Four-leaf clover" smiled happily: "Then can I choose a corner? I like to be quieter, please excuse me."
Yan Jiu nodded: "Okay."
"Four-Leaf Clover" joked to himself and tried to make the atmosphere in the live broadcast room cheerful: "You agreed too quickly. Oh, it's another day when I have no love in my life and just want to eat soft food."
[Don’t rhyme too much.]
[Crying and laughing until I have snot bubbles in my nose, and give me back my image of being wise, divine, and martial, unparalleled in the world!]
【Perhaps death is not so terrible?】
[I have terminal cancer and would like to ask if I have the chance to be buried in Master Jiu’s cemetery.]
[Don’t think about it, you will live a long life!]
【Today’s live broadcast room is too gentle.】
[You just want me to cry and my eyes will swell, right?]
[Sooner or later I will faint from crying in the live broadcast room! 】
