Chapter 206 Cute talk about pets, Master Jiu has no skill cooldown time
Chapter 206: Cute pets, Master Jiu has no skill cooldown time
Author: Carrot to Heaven
When the anti-counterfeiting host failed to show up on time for the live broadcast he had agreed to do in advance, his wife and fans were dumbfounded.
They don’t know yet that they will never be able to dial the mobile phone number of the fake anchor again.
In a short period of time, a tall comment building was built under the account of the anti-fake anchor.
【What happened?】
[Where is the live broadcast of the anti-counterfeit cosmetics brand that was promised this afternoon? I also want to see the fake brands!]
[Who is the person in front of you? You can’t pursue someone who is malicious in cracking down on counterfeiting.]
【You can only advocate things that are well-founded.】
[Guess what, I just saw Mr. Jiu’s comments in the last video of Pulling Grass.]
【Which Mr. Jiu?】
[How many people can be called Mr. Jiu~]
[Isn’t that a spoof by netizens!?]
【Master Jiu: I = netizen.】
【Did you really invite people out? Ahhh! We were just joking!】
【Oh, the anti-counterfeiting anchor will definitely do it.】
【Another one!?】
soon.
Netizens all rushed to the video commented by Yan Jiu and expressed their personal opinions.
【I smell sourness.】
[Master Jiu is so bitter, he will destroy it if he doesn’t get it. 】
[I’m afraid I’m envious of the easy money that comes from pulling weeds.]
[Who is envious of me, but instead of saying that Master Jiu is cursing people? I’m afraid he hasn’t seen Master Jiu’s growth history!]
[Brother, are you okay? The last group of people who criticized Mr. Jiu have been put on the watch list. Do you want to follow suit? 】
[The point is to pull weeds, right?]
[Unfortunately, the case cannot be filed within 24 hours.]
[Does Master Jiu have no cooling time for casting spells? 】
[Don’t talk nonsense, we are not Jiuyega!]
[Yeah, yeah, we unanimously say that to the outside world!]
[Master Jiu: Crab, you guys are trying to quibble on my behalf.]
The Internet has become a mess.
And Yan Jiu is swimming in the ocean of other videos.
As the saying goes, if you walk a hundred steps after a meal, you will live ninety-nine times. Yan Jiu was held by Jiang Azi's arm and walked out of the door.
Jiang Azi held up the Lolita umbrella and spun around: "You can't do two things at once. Watch the video and I will be your heart to move forward."
Yan Jiu was speechless: "Who did you learn this from?"
Jiang Azi pushed Yan Jiu into the corner and told the truth: "Everyone in the library has been following ancient Chinese novels recently. I learned it from the male protagonist. Jiu~ have you fallen in love with my domineering style?"
Yan Jiu: "..."
System: [Brother Fat Tiger is completely unaware of his own cuteness, I suggest you let me train him!]
Yan Jiu turned a deaf ear.
System: […] I was one-way blocked by the host again?
Yan Jiu shifted her attention to the mobile phone.
After flipping through a few videos, Yan Jiu's eyes stopped on a marketing account for pet explanations.
System panel: [Ding!
Check objects: cute pets,
Remarks:Quality customers,
Mortality rate: 90%,
Time of death: After misleading others for the 32nd time,
The host is advised to pay attention immediately!]
System: [Is he cute? Then I’ll call him cute!]
Yan Jiu: "..."
Click to open the video.
An eye-catching red letter appears in the center of the video - # Cold Knowledge, Take stock of the pets you want to keep but can’t#
The video is followed by a few pictures.
【Lest we see clearly.】
[2x speed again? Who are you looking down on? If you have the ability, if you go faster, I can still see it!]
[High EQ: Who do you look down on? 3x speed! Low EQ: Can’t see, can’t see!]
[Cold knowledge eye.]
[Don’t look at it, corn snakes and budgies can now be raised. It’s misleading. You just make videos and don’t care about the consequences, right?]
[These days, marketing accounts can just use a few pictures and add a word to create a piece of cold knowledge that can be spread. 】
【No one cares about it? 】
【How to manage?】
【Come on, please Mr. Jiu!】
【Master Jiu said it was time for her to get busy.】
[Seriously, wouldn’t Mr. Jiu’s account be banned if he follows people like this? 】
[Are you kidding me? It’s okay for some live broadcasts to bring goods that are too expensive, but if Jiuye pays attention to an individual, there will be a problem? 】
[Not all anchors who bring goods are deceptive.]
【Okay, okay, you are the right one to carry.】
【Don't argue, it will be disrespectful.】
Netizens were all talking about it and had to join the discussion.
Some marketing accounts also fabricate false information on the basis of plagiarism to mislead some people.
"Lovely Pets" only promoted falsehoods this time, and did not mess with the rhythm and public opinion like other marketing accounts, but it also violated the purpose of promoting correct information.
But he didn't have this self-awareness.
Facing reminders from colleagues.
He even has a good reason: "Making short videos and exaggerating is one of the ways."
Colleague: "..." That's not to ask you to change the facts randomly.
He looked at the rising heat: "Just tell me, is black and red red?"
The colleague was speechless.
"Cute pet" laughs out loud.
He watched his video over and over again.
The comment section happened to be back on track, so he didn't see Yan Jiu's words in the comments.
[Taking stock of pets you can keep? Is there anyone who can keep me? I won’t shed hair and can bathe myself. 】
【Okay, sterilize first.】
【But you lost your hair!】
[Don’t like it, next one~]
[The only requirement for a pet: a man.]
[Li Dapu, these sisters really started a fight? 】
【Don’t be too funny, are you serious?】
I don’t know where it started, but the topic in the video gradually began to get distorted, and it has never returned since then, but it has made “cute talk about pets” more popular than ever before.
It suddenly appeared on the push ranking list, causing more and more netizens to join the video.
[Then what I want from a pet: a woman.]
[You treat girls as pets? It’s unimaginable, it’s another day of fear of men. 】
【I'm so fucking afraid of women!】
【Are you afraid of your father?】
【Are you afraid of your mother?】
【Stop making noise!】
【I, I'm scared of people, don't scare me.】
[Don’t they all say that men and women are equal? You compare men to pets first.]
[Tell me a joke: Men and women are equal.]
[When something can be said openly without being criticized by either party, that is true equality.]
【Haha, someone is anxious, I won’t say who is anxious.】
[@爱说petV: Everyone, calm down.]
【Is there someone providing the rhythm?】
[Aren’t you talking about pets? How does this involve androphobia and equality between men and women!?]
[Any incident that provokes gender antagonism will be brought to justice! Go and ask Master Jiu quickly! 】
【Master Jiu: Let me have a rest.】
The more netizens talked about it, the more courageous they became, and they even brought up Yan Jiu in the end. Even the "cute pet" explanation was of no use.
But when Yan Jiu's comments actually appeared, netizens' verbal abuse skills instantly cooled down.
It was as if they weren't the ones who had just made a big fuss.
[@小行不去 Funeral One-stop V: I would like to suggest that video producers, if you don’t like to live a good life, I suggest you order our New Year’s set meal immediately! (Boneless lips and tongues hurt people invisible, please do it and cherish it.)]
【Always do it and cherish it? Cherish it, start cherishing it now!】
【Everyone really blew up Mr. Jiu!】
[Okay, are you satisfied? Are you still noisy? 】
[So Master Jiu really has no skill cooldown time! 】
[I guess there are, but not many.]
[Master Jiu: Sorry, I have a passive skill. 】
[You think it’s Master Jiu’s ultimate move, but it’s actually a common A.]
[I discovered that Mr. Jiu is all following people online! Most of them offline are not paying attention. When I traveled to Huanyun Mountain, I didn’t see any of those offline tombstones! 】
【Who would travel to a cemetery without any trouble!?】
【Truly worthy of being drunk~】
[Future Master Jiu: I recommend ordering immediately, do you understand?]
[Cute Pets: Got it, I’m going to die!]
【Master Jiu paid attention!!!】
"Cute Pet" fell back into his chair uneasily. As a 5G surfer, he was very familiar with Yan Jiu.
