I buried the host, relying on the prophecy, the whole network exploded Chapter 24: Think carefully and be afraid, does the little funeral director really understand prophecy?
Chapter 24: Think carefully and be afraid, does the little funeral director really understand prophecy?
Yan Jiu rubbed her watch and once again left a recruitment message for the funeral home on the recruitment website.
I hope that those who are destined can come and apply.
Don't wait for her to mention recruitment in the live broadcast room.
The comment section exploded.
【False at first glance.】
【They all follow the plot. 】
【Does anyone believe this?】
[It can be seen that the anchor wants to be popular, but he is too deliberate. He borrows luxury cars and watches for filming. He uses too much force and is very boring. I am so embarrassed that I am about to get cancer.]
[Who is the anchor? He doesn’t even show his face. Does he think he is too ugly to be seen in public? 】
[Let me see which eye rents a bad pen to criticize the host’s appearance. 】
[Who is the anchor? He is someone who will give you some face to call you a future customer, but will let you go straight to the grave if he doesn’t give you face!]
Yan Jiu felt extremely targeted malice.
She did the math.
I found out that this malicious intention came from nowhere.
and.
They all come from the same region.
Since there is no direct causal relationship with her.
Then it must be man-made.
Who could be malicious to her?
Too many.
For a moment, Yan Jiu couldn't think of anyone who would have no ill intentions towards her, so she rarely found herself in trouble.
Because there is no talisman as a medium.
So she couldn't draw the villain's unsuccessful talisman.
I have no choice but to use stupid methods and fix them one by one.
She looked through the malicious comments and found that the person with the most likes was a troll named "Anti-Counterfeiting Expert".
Yan Jiu casually looked at the other party's comments and the few short videos of anti-counterfeiting.
The system panel gives a reminder: [Ding!
Inspection objects: anti-counterfeiting experts,
Remarks:Quality customers,
Mortality rate: 99%,
Time of death: After the 207th malicious comment,
The host is advised to pay attention immediately!】
Yan Jiu whistled.
He cheerfully took the initiative to mic the other person.
[Oh ho, the last time Master Jiu was so excited was the last time. 】
[It’s really unfortunate to be actively connected to the microphone by the anchor!]
【If nothing else happens, there will be an accident~】
At that time.
As a professional keyboard warrior, the anti-counterfeiting expert led his team to sit in front of the computer and type furiously after receiving the order.
in the past.
Every time he leaves a negative comment, no matter how angry the anchor is, he will just ignore it.
But.
What's going on with this "walk slowly and don't attend a funeral procession" thing?
Why did you take the initiative to even hit him?
As evil as her ID!
The anti-counterfeiting expert is not sure whether to connect the wheat.
He scratched his head and hesitated.
His elbow accidentally hit Lian Mai.
The next second.
The image of a greasy, foot-picking man appeared in Yan Jiu's live broadcast room, and millions of viewers praised him.
【Looking comes from the heart, I believe it is not unreasonable.】
【Okay, it is indeed a navy. 】
[You have to expose the team behind you calmly. You are simply arrogant. Open the door to Xiao, you are so arrogant!]
[Is there a possibility that the anchor used some unscientific methods to expose the trolls? 】
【It’s terrifying to think about it!】
Yan Jiu looked at the face of the anti-counterfeiting expert.
She has analyzed seventy-seven or eighty-eight.
Then turn off the microphone and pay attention.
One-click dual connection.
This time, there wasn't even a reminder.
Anti-counterfeiting expert: "!!!" Are you kidding me?
[Wow, the anchor is paying attention again!]
[The classic battle between anchors vs. trolls, when will Lu Ga happen? Let’s wait and see!]
[The sun is shining brightly today, perfect for people-watching.]
[Laughing, you said I can quack, I can quack!?]
[Hey, you, I still don’t believe it, I just like to see people like you show your unyielding virtue. 】
The anti-counterfeiting expert is so popular that he can hardly breathe.
He threw the keyboard angrily and stood up.
The navy members behind him were startled.
Anti-counterfeiting experts calm down quickly after being angry.
He believed that the wind would come out of nowhere.
What netizens say is not completely unreasonable.
He looked at Yan Jiu's historical achievements suspiciously.
The more I looked, the more frightened I became.
Put aside the funeral wholesalers you meet in reality.
"Brother Biao from society", "Meow sister with a big stomach", "Life is higher than the sky", "My wife Yunonai", "Miss Gardenia", "Five-star detective", "Erha in the ancient world",
"Taro-ball custard buns" 8 people were all added after Yan Jiu paid attention to it.
Except for the recent "The world is so big and I want to see it", it can be said that 9 people have passed away forever under the witness of Yan Jiu.
The anti-counterfeiting expert was in a cold sweat.
He really didn't want to admit that he was scared.
It felt like there was cold air coming out of my back.
He was so blown away that he didn't realize he had knocked over the teacup.
The water in the cup was flowing slowly, spreading to the power strips with many plugs scattered around.
The power strip is severely overloaded.
After mixing with warm tea.
Naturally, a fire will break out.
soon.
to the exclamations of team members.
The anti-counterfeiting expert fainted after being electrocuted.
Wait until they scientifically rescue the anti-counterfeiting expert.
The other party's soul has gone to hell.
Just as Yan Jiu continued to read the negative comments.
Those people delete comments very quickly.
Yan Jiu didn't follow at all.
[I am a member of the anti-counterfeiting team, and just now, I witnessed an electrocution with my own eyes.]
[Gah? In response to this kind of "pay attention to the must-ga" incident, I said that I have become numb. 】
[It’s scary, I was a little skeptical before, but now I completely believe it!]
【What about those trolls?】
【Let’s prepare for the funeral.】
[Also, if you don’t prepare in advance now, you may not even have time to prepare in the future.]
That moment.
All viewers are convinced.
This person whose ID is "walk slowly and don't send a funeral train" must have an expert behind the scenes.
And Yan Jiu was just a cover-up for the master.
Yan·Zhuyanfa·Jiu was bored and wanted to turn off the live broadcast: "Let's end today's live broadcast."
She sat on the street and basked in the sun.
Touch your famous watch from time to time.
Think about how much you can sell it for.
[The anchor will predict that her business must be very booming.]
[Reply to the poster, you are wrong, our anchor has not placed the first order yet.]
[I feel sorry for the anchor for 3 seconds, leaving 57 seconds to laugh!]
[Wait a minute, I’m a little curious, is the anchor’s ability a prophecy? Can you explain it? 】
【That's right, that's right.】
See here.
Yan Jiu started to tell lies: "We have to look at the problem from a scientific perspective."
【……】
【…………】
【Do you believe this? Anyway, I don’t believe it.】
See the situation.
Yan Jiu brought out the knowledge from his previous life: "chaos - chaos theory, that is: the starting point of things is ever-changing and unpredictable, but its end point will always tend to be one."
When the comments fell silent.
Yan Jiu continued: "Actually, my comments to remind them are insignificant to them who are bound to die."
[I seem to understand, but I don’t seem to understand.]
[Jiujiu’s small class has started, and everyone is watching from the front row.]
[I seriously suspect that the anchor is planning to cheat!]
When Yan Jiu saw someone questioning her, she habitually argued: "To use a simple metaphor, everyone's self-awareness is changing all the time, but no matter how human beings change, they will eventually die."
Yan Jiu revealed the truth and said: "These people were just eliminated in the process of my definition. They will fail, but how to fail depends on the high probability."
〖User xxxxx rewarded you with a bazooka! Come and thank him!〗
〖User xxx rewarded you with a Sky Monkey! Come and thank him!〗
[I am a graduate student in philosophy and chaos science. Please ask Teacher Yan to explain chaos science in detail. I will pay you a lot of money! I hope Teacher Yan will bless me to pass my graduation defense. 】
[Pure passerby, what kind of anchor is this? Is the value of this live broadcast room so high? 】
[Small question mark: Do you have many friends?]
[My head feels so itchy, am I going to grow a brain!?]
