Chapter 5: Three ga a day? The second live broadcast, wholesale purchase
When Yan Jiulianmai was a game anchor.
The cross-country anchor lost contact.
There is an unwritten saying in the adventure zone - losing contact with the outside world in no man's land means death.
Fans of the cross-country anchor were very nervous at the moment. They were at a loss when they saw Yan Jiu's message.
Some passerby fans witnessed Yan Jiu’s rise.
Of course he knows the key.
Some people ran to Yan Jiu's live broadcast room.
The "child suing parents" mode has not started yet.
I just witnessed the whole process of the game anchor getting mad.
They looked frightened and frightened.
Before the food live broadcast and game anchor incident.
They only thought that the addition of "Society Brother Biao" was a pure coincidence, and they all thought that Yan Jiu had a high probability of meeting him.
Some people are still regretting that they have not met a world-class prophet, but in the blink of an eye, they are slapped in the face!
Who would have thought that, unknown to most people, the "meow girl with a big stomach" predicted by Yan Jiu would also eat it.
What's more, there is a newly released game anchor, plus a cross-country anchor who has lost contact.
Three Gags a day?
Even if death comes, it will be like this!
[Mom, the Internet is too scary, I want to quit the Internet!]
[Shocking! A top doctor came to this world, Mysterious 9 cured difficult and complicated diseases, and rescued an Internet-addicted teenager. 】
[I just want to ask, is this all true? For the first time, I hope there is some capitalist operation involved. 】
[Go and check out the hot searches!]
#obituary#
Our anchor @大巷王梦美, unfortunately died at 8:03 on October 7, 2023, due to ingestion of allergen green beans, and treatment failed.
Yunono..., in order to express our condolences, our company has decided to hold a memorial service at our auditorium at 9:00 am on October 10th. We hope that their friends who were alive will attend.
——I hereby confess.
As soon as the obituary comes out.
Even people who don’t believe it believe it.
And those who believed him developed an ambivalent attitude towards Yan Jiu, keeping them at a distance but coming back one after another.
I was speechless for a moment.
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When Yan Jiu realized that there was no business to be done, she went offline and was squatting by the curb eating fried dough sticks.
She rarely had access to the Internet in her previous life.
Not to mention live streaming.
In this life, contact is inevitable.
It's also quite strange.
Yan Jiu often scans a few circles on the homepage of the Douyin platform.
Even if she became a little angry.
But she is still a new user.
The homepage will always recommend anchors from other areas to her.
She followed the recommendation and went into those live broadcast rooms that were popular with hundreds of thousands of people. She found that there were many barrages in these live broadcast rooms. Often, before she could see the previous one clearly, it would be covered by the subsequent barrages.
If only her live broadcast room had such popularity.
There is no need to worry about developing offline business.
Yan Jiu drank the salted tofu in one gulp and took the remaining half of the fried dough sticks to go buy funeral supplies.
at the same time.
I didn’t forget to start the live broadcast while waiting for the bus.
Yan Jiu inadvertently focused the camera on Youtiao: "This is the official flagship live broadcast room for a one-stop funeral and funeral service. Customers in need are welcome to consult. If you are the one, please don't disturb me."
[This is my first time to see a funeral live broadcast room, and my impression of funerals is still that of a coffin shop and paper shop.]
[The anchor seems to be very good at keeping up with the trend, but if you don’t broadcast your own store, what’s the point of broadcasting this fried dough stick? 】
[Broadcasting again? You are so dedicated, but the little hearts of us fans can’t stand the excitement anymore today.]
[Why are there so many dramas in the front? Is this anchor famous? The new user has 100,000 followers, so buy some followers! 】
[Caution! Please see the link for everything
Although Yan Jiu only aired once.
But the fans who have followed Yan Jiu to this day are bold and careful, as if they had expected that someone would question Yan Jiu.
Someone made a link to the causes and consequences of the four anchors who passed by for later readers to clarify their doubts.
soon.
The barrage became quiet.
Soon after.
The barrage is active again.
They uniformly called "Jiuye" with a high "mouth"", which made the netizens who came in behind to join in the fun look confused.
Yan Jiu stopped at a pedestrian street according to the navigation on her mobile phone and looked at several wholesale shops.
Confused about what to buy.
Yan Jiu decisively posed the question to the audience: "Do you have any traveling friends? Do you know what supplies the funeral parlor should prepare, or what you want to prepare after your death."
[Did you hear that right? The host doesn’t know what to buy? 】
[The anchor is joking around here.]
[The water in the funeral circle is very deep, I’m afraid you can’t grasp it, come and grasp me~]
[I would like to advise everyone to be careful, anchors are not ordinary, the kind who can make a prophecy come true are not ordinary!]
[Dog head saves life.jpg, just want to have a mouthful~]
[Yan Jiu: Then do you want to hear that I have also had a mouthful? 】
[Pfft! Breaking the kung fu in one second, the ultimate kill ahead!]
[I just want to say that no one is allowed to cry at the funeral, and I put a color photo on the tombstone. The photo must be refined! 】
【hhhh feeling inexplicably happy.】
Yan Jiu pointed the camera at herself.
Hope to see some useful comments.
Most of the supplies she searched online were outdated, so she wanted to create a new type of funeral home that catered to the public's tastes.
But found.
They were all comments that praised her appearance.
[Watch my fancy face licking, I promise not to repeat it.]
[What if I were like this? I promise to walk sideways!]
[Treasure Anchor, the capital letters are so beautiful, the backhand is a attention! 】
[Just because of your appearance as an anchor, please make your debut. I will vote for you together with the whole family.]
Yan Jiu said sincerely: "Thank you for the invitation. I just came out of the entertainment industry and don't plan to change jobs at the moment."
[Hahaha, our Mr. Jiu unexpectedly felt cute when we were having children, and we love him so much~]
[Entertainment Circle: After all, it was the wrong payment! 】
【Anchor was an artist before?】
[I’m the only one curious about why Mr. Jiu quit the circle~]
Some netizens were curious about Yan Jiu's experience, and most of them felt like they had found a treasure.
No matter what anchor she is.
It would be a shame not to follow this good looks.
People who don't know Yan Jiu's physique think that Yan Jiu plans to rely on his appearance to make a living, and he will definitely attract many fans in the future.
Wait until she becomes famous.
They are also old fans~
It's more honorable to say it out loud.
As for the name of the live broadcast and buying funeral supplies... I guess they are all just a joke!
Netizens who were thinking this way watched helplessly as Yan Jiu walked into the wholesale street and bargained with the uncles and aunties.
Netizens sighed: Are you serious!?
Yan Jiu, who is used to saving, opened her mouth and asked: "If you purchase more goods, will free shipping be provided? If you buy more, will you get a discount?"
The aunt pretended to be difficult: "Oh, we don't make any money here. We give it away to the whole city. It depends on how much you buy."
After looking around for a week, Yan Jiu said: "Leave your contact information. If nothing else happens, I will place an order every once in a while. I will order 100 pieces of each item first. I would like to customize the urns individually. I will contact you if you need the others."
Auntie knew she had a big order as soon as she saw it.
She was busy pushing her son to do the shopping.
Then pick up the calculator and calculate the accounts with someone.
The aunt couldn't help but be happy: "Who doesn't know that our shop is very honest? A whole set costs 993, and a hundred pieces is 9930. I'll give you a small change."
Yan Jiu shook his head: "9000."
The aunt struggled for a while and said: "Depending on how much you bought, I'll give you 9,500."
Yan Jiu never said a word: "You won't suffer a loss for 9,000, otherwise I won't buy it."
Aunt: "..." How does she know that I am not at a loss?
[It’s very similar to the way my mother dragged me shopping for clothes when I was a kid and cut a piece of clothing from 260 to 60...]
[Haha, who would have thought that Mr. Jiu has such a down-to-earth side? 】
[Congratulations to the anchor for closing the purchase price! By the way, why is the anchor looking at the old man next door all the time? 】
While the aunt and others were busy loading the goods.
Yan Jiu looked at the old man at the door of the shop next door: "You are about to die, why not leave your last words now?"
Everyone who heard this said: "!?" Who taught you to talk like this?
