His best subordinates really made Captain Lu want to commit suicide by jumping off the building.
If it weren't for the fact that there was an elder in his family and a younger one in his family, he would definitely stop doing it, and he would do it whoever he liked.
"Crash..." There was a sound of toilet flushing.
Leon opened the toilet door and walked out of it dressed strangely.
"Master, what should we do now?" Captain Lu saw Leon coming out and hurriedly greeted him.
"I have sent the old lady's ghost back to the underworld." Leon said expressionlessly.
"How to send it?"
"Didn't you hear me flush?"
Suddenly, several people's expressions froze.
Flushing feels like an insult to their intelligence.
"I never imagined that I, a man of several decades, would have a relationship with an old lady in her eighties." Tie Dan looked hopeless.
No one could imagine what kind of horrific scenes he had experienced before.
"Just take it for granted." Leon said indifferently.
"Stop talking nonsense. Her lower body has made me so big that I can't even feel it."
Tie Dan stood up with a sad face, straightened his back, and showed them the indescribable thing about himself.
"I'm really unconscious." Da Zhu (Ruhua) stretched out his hand and squeezed it, but found that Tie Dan had no reaction at all.
The next second, Leon directly kicked the thing. Seeing that Tie Dan didn't respond, he increased his strength and kicked it again.
Tie Dan still looked sad and didn't react at all.
"Let me try." Li Chi jumped up and walked over.
"Boom!"
Not wanting to fall behind, Da Zhu picked up a baton from the table and struck it hard.
Naturally, Aqiang didn't want to miss such a fun thing, so he quickly took the ashtray on the table and smashed it into it.
However, Leon pushed Aqiang away, actually took out a gun from his pocket, and pointed it directly at the tough guy.
When the others saw this, they were immediately startled and quickly took a few steps back.
Li Chi even covered his ears with a look of fear.
At this moment, a fishy smell hit his face, accompanied by a small sound of running water.
"Huh? He peed." Captain Lu said in surprise.
"Hey, look, I don't even know how to pee, I'm dead." Tie Dan's face became even more decadent.
Captain Lu ignored Tie Dan and hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Master, what should we do now?"
Leon slowly took back the pistol, and then said: "Don't worry, I think everyone is hungry, let's have some midnight snack first."
Just when Captain Lu wanted to answer the call, the lock on the security room door was suddenly unlocked.
"ah……"
"The ghost is coming, the ghost is coming..."
"Help, help..."
This incident made the security guards so scared that they almost peed their pants.
Only Lyon still remains in an unpredictable state.
"Squeak!"
The door was pushed open and Zhou He walked in.
"Tie Dan? You are Tie Dan, right?" Zhou He glanced at the people in the security room, and finally, his eyes rested on Tie Dan, who looked hopeless.
"Ah, yes, I am, who are you?" Tie Dan raised his head and looked at Zhou He.
"Who are you?" Captain Lu suddenly lost his fear when he saw it was a human being.
"Strong, strong, strong, strong!" Before anyone could say anything, Leon circled Zhouhe twice and said five words "strong" in a row.
"It seems that your eyes are not ordinary yin and yang eyes." Zhou He took a deep look at Leon, and then came to Tie Dan.
"Pour half of this bowl of talisman water under you and drink the other half. Then you will be able to reduce swelling and blood stasis and regain consciousness." Zhou He took out a bowl of talisman water that had been soaked in advance from the storage box.
"Ah? Really?" Tie Dan looked at the bowl of talisman water and said with some surprise.
Regardless of whether it was true or not, he finished half of the bowl without saying a word, then opened his waistband and poured the remaining half of the bowl into it.
Then, everyone miraculously discovered that the tough guy was actually shrinking visibly to the naked eye.
In just a moment, the brave guy became the same size as normal.
Don't wait for the security guards to be surprised.
I saw Tie Dan suddenly cover his penis, and then curled up and fell to the ground, shouting silently with his mouth open, with a look of pain on his face.
He regained consciousness, and all the feelings they had attacked before were transmitted to his neurons.
This silent shout could not help but make everyone feel a chill in their crotches, even Zhou He.
[Congratulations! Your order has been completed, and you will be rewarded with a lucky draw with 5,000 points.]
"Grand Master, you are the real master, please save us." Captain Lu immediately abandoned Leon and came to Zhou He's side.
Zhou He could easily save the brave guy with a bowl of talisman water. So, this person is definitely a real expert.
[Ding Dong, please check your orders in time.]
With a new order, Zhou He showed a smile on his face and said: "No problem, killing demons is the responsibility of our generation."
"That's great, what should we do now?" Captain Lu looked delighted.
Hearing this, the other security guards also came over.
Regarding what happened to Tie Dan, they also had a certain sense of trust in Zhou He.
"Don't worry, those two ghosts just died today. No matter how fierce they are in the future, they can only have their first seven ghosts." Zhou He said.
"The first seven? That means there are still seven days left?"
"Really or not?"
"Of course it's true. This is what the master said."
Da Zhu and others immediately started arguing.
"Take this house-destroying talisman and stick it inside the house. It will protect you when ghosts come. After seven days, I will come here to collect the ghosts." Zhou He said, taking a yellow talisman and handing it to Captain Lu.
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"Okay, okay, thank you, master, thank you, master." Captain Lu quickly took the yellow talisman.
Then, Zhou He turned around and walked outside.
When passing by Lyon, Zhou He said: "You are born different from ordinary people, you have a pair of special eyes, you can see ghosts, and your spirit is extremely strong.
"You have never practiced before, but you can figure out how to catch it yourself. Although it is a bit strange, it is already very impressive."
"No, I'm just a little bolder." Leon still looked expressionless.
Zhou He chuckled, said nothing, opened the door, and left the security room.
Back in the car, Zhou He took out his phone and clicked on the order information.
[Order: Captain Lu
Order requirement: Help him destroy the ghosts of Mrs. Li and Mr. Li
Order reward: One big draw, 5,000 points.】
Zhou He smiled and drove the vehicle out of the building.
Twenty minutes later, Zhou He drove around the corner, and then his eyes lit up.
It was an auto repair shop, Lianzhi Auto Repair Shop.
Seeing that the door was still open, Zhou He immediately drove the van in.
When Zhou He got out of the car, he saw a completely black woman getting out from under a car nearby.
She also held a large wrench in her hand.
Xie Jiaxin stood up, looked at Zhou He with an unkind expression, and said, "What are you doing?"
"Do you have a license plate business here? Get a Hong Kong Island license plate for my car." Zhou He said.
Although Zhou He didn't know where he could get a Hong Kong license plate, the auto repair shop definitely knew.
You know, in the 1990s, the auto repair shops on Hong Kong Island were basically engaged in some black business. Get the license plate and find the auto repair shop. That's right.
"License plate? Huh? It's blue. Is this a mainland car?" Xie Jiaxin suddenly looked surprised.
She also didn't expect that there would be mainland cars here.
"But, what kind of car is this? I've never seen it before." Xie Jiaxin walked around the van but didn't recognize what kind of car it was.
"It's just a miscellaneous car. It was assembled by someone else." Zhou He lied casually.
"If you want a license plate, you can, fake 5,000, real 50,000, which one do you want?" Xie Jiaxin said.
"I want it real." Zhou He chose the second option.
After all, money is really of no use to him.
"Okay, give me the money." Xie Jiaxin stretched out her hand and said.
When Zhou He heard this, he took out a small yellow croaker directly from his pocket.
Zhou He weighed it and then broke off a section, about one third of it.
Then he put it in Xie Jiaxin's hand: "I don't have any cash, I think this little gold should be enough."
"Yellow gold?" Xie Jiaxin was startled by Zhou He's hand, hurriedly put it away, and then looked outside.
When she found that no one was outside, she breathed a sigh of relief.
"You almost scared me to death. This gold is of good quality and is enough. You can come and get the license plate at this time tomorrow." To verify the authenticity, Xie Jiaxin rolled her eyes at Zhou He and said,
"By the way, do you want to get an ID card? It only costs 10,000 yuan." Xie Jiaxin asked again.
"Okay." Zhou He nodded.
"How about I give you the whole set, including the license plate, driver's license, and ID card, package it together for 100,000?"
"Haha, you are really good at doing business." Zhou He said with a smile.
"After all, we have a big family to support," Xie Jiaxin said.
Zhou He immediately broke off another piece of small yellow croaker and threw it to Xie Jiaxin.
"Brother, Haoqi, just wait a minute and I'll take a photo of you and the car. Just come and pick it up at this time tomorrow." Xie Jiaxin quickly returned to the office and took out a camera.
I quickly took several photos of Zhou He and the van.
However, because the Huobangbang slogan is plastered on the car, photos cannot be used.
Therefore, Xie Jiaxin tore off the advertising stickers three times, five times five times two times.
Finally, I asked Zhou He’s name, age, etc.
After everything was settled, Zhou He drove the vehicle and left here.
Just as Zhou He was driving away, five men and two women entered the auto repair shop in groups.
"Sister, I brought you milk tea and barbecue. By the way, what happened to that car just now?" Xiaoli asked curiously.
"Are you a guest? I've never seen his car before."
"Yeah, I haven't seen it either. What kind of car is it?"
Several people asked Xie Jiaxin.
"Okay, okay, that's enough talk. Xiaojie, I'll leave this car to you for repair. Lao Wang and Lao Liu are now alive." As she said that, Xie Jiaxin handed the ones in her hand to Lao Liu one after another.
"Oh? Come to live? What is it this time?" Lao Liu took over and asked one after another.
"Big job, this job is done, I invite you to eat abalone." Xie Jiaxin said with a smile.
…
There are not many Hong Kong dollars left in Zhou He's hand, only more than 30,000.
This was something he got in the world of "Old Corpse in the Mountain Village".
The more than 30,000 yuan was enough for him to spend these seven days.
More than ten minutes later, Zhou He's van parked in a parking space in front of a hotel.
"Sir, welcome!"
Before Zhou He could walk into the hotel door, a doorman in a suit greeted him.
"Sir, would you like to have a meal or stay in a hotel?"
"Stay in the hotel and give me a luxurious suite."
"Okay, Sister Wen, help this gentleman open a luxurious suite."
Five minutes later, Zhou He checked into a luxurious suite.
The price is not cheap, it costs a full two thousand yuan a night.
This was the 1990s. If you were in mainland China, it would be equivalent to someone else’s salary for a year.
Zhou He sat cross-legged on the bed, drank a bowl of spiritual fish soup, and began to practice Qigong.
To be honest, his strength is about to reach its peak now.
Although he still has a lot of martial arts secrets, those that he has practiced to a great extent only add some attack methods to him.
It has no significant effect on improving strength.
Now, if Zhou He wants to improve his strength, he must either advance his Dragon-Elephant Prajna Kung Fu to a higher level, or he must break through his own limitations and reach the next level.
Or, start cultivating immortality.
First and second, it is impossible in a short time.
Therefore, the only option is to cultivate immortality.
However, cultivating immortality is easy or difficult, it just depends on Zhou He's luck.
…
Nine o'clock the next morning.
"Ding dong... ding dong..."
The doorbell rang.
"Hello, room service."
Outside the door, the hotel staff shouted.
Zhou He, who was practicing kung fu, suddenly frowned and slowly opened his eyes: "No need."
"Okay, sir, excuse me." After saying that, the staff member left directly.
"Why is this hotel so bad? Room service needs to be provided in the morning."
Zhou He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and continued practicing.
Time passed quickly and it was noon again.
"Bang!"
At this moment, suddenly, a figure suddenly broke through the window and entered.
He rolled around on the ground a few times and then stood up immediately.
"Sorry, sorry, there was an accident." The man saw Zhou He and apologized quickly, then quickly ran towards the door.
Zhou He opened his eyes at this moment, looked at the broken window and the man who had disturbed him, and frowned.
"Let's go? Do I let you go?" Zhou He's figure instantly appeared behind the man.
Before he could react, Zhou He pinched his head.
"Tell me, who are you? What do you do?" Zhou He slowly turned his head.
"Huh?" When he saw this face, he suddenly felt a sense of familiarity.
"Is this Yuan Biao?" Zhou He tilted his head with a look of surprise on his face.
"Then, be gentle, be gentle, you're going to crush my head." Xia Youren squeezed Zhou He's arm with both hands and tried to pry it open, but there was no way.
"Tell me, who are you? What do you do? Why did you come in through my window?" Zhou He shouted sharply.
"Well, I'm just a young reporter. I was shooting something upstairs and was accidentally discovered, so" Xia Youren didn't hide anything and said it directly.
"Xia Youren? Reporter?" Zhou He let go of his hand and then fell into deep thought.
Seeing Zhou He let go, Xia Youren rubbed his head, rolled his eyes, and immediately hurried to the door, opened the door and left.
"I'll go, no, is it that movie?" Finally, Zhou He relied on his memory to remember Xia Youren's identity.
"Zombie" is definitely this movie.
"How can there be a zombie family?"
Just when Zhou He was puzzled, Xia Youren stepped out of the way and came in again.
Xia Youren locked the door immediately, then looked at Zhou He and said awkwardly: "That one"
"Bang bang bang..."
Suddenly, there was a strong knock on the door, and the entire door frame shook.
"Open the door, open the door, boy, I know you are inside, open the door for me quickly, otherwise, you will die today."
"Open the door quickly, you kid, you dare to secretly take photos of our elder brother, you are dead."
"Open the door quickly..."
There were many people shouting outside.
"Everyone, I really didn't know that your eldest brother was here. I just wanted to secretly take pictures of that little star."
"I have deleted all the photos. Please let me live." Xia Youren said to the people outside the door.
"Let you live? Okay, you open the door first."
"Yes, open the door and we promise not to move you."
Suddenly, the conversation changed.
"Haha, you're laughing so hard, let you go? You're dead, you're dead, waiter, please open this door for me."
"You are dead. This cleaning lady has the key and the door is opened. I will definitely throw you out of here."
"Damn it, I'll run away first." Upon hearing this, Xia Youren immediately walked past the broken window.
However, when he just came to the window and looked down, he was frightened by the height of more than ten floors.
However, there is no other way. If you are caught, you will really die.
So, I had to climb to the next floor.
Just when Xia Youren was about to leave, he saw Zhou He taking the initiative to open the door.
"No matter what the noise, get out of here." Zhou He looked at the black-clad thugs outside expressionlessly.
"Boy, you're looking for death!" A strong man in black reacted, picked up the iron rod in his hand, and hit Zhou He on the head.
In this era, for them, killing a few people is nothing.
"Huh?" Zhou He grabbed the iron rod that was coming.
He just twisted his hands into a twist, and then threw them forward.
Then he saw the twisted iron rod passing directly through the head of a short man.
There was a sound of "Bang!"
The iron rod sank directly into the wall behind.
"Gulu!" Everyone looked at the iron rod with only half of it left, and everyone swallowed.
"Hey, I'm sorry, hero, I'm sorry, let's get out of here right now, give them all to us, why are you still standing here?"
The short man slapped the strong man in black on the face, and then yelled at everyone.
"Yes, yes, brother, we are leaving now."
After a while, everyone in the entire passage was gone, and only the 50-year-old cleaning lady was left.
"Auntie, let someone clean the room, and I'll check out." After Zhou He said that, he walked directly downstairs.
