Chapter 342 Uncle Police: Don't move, fight pornography! 【4,000 words
Chapter 342 Uncle Police: Don’t move, crack down on pornography! [Four thousand words, please vote for me!]
Eleven eight rare carps and two eight rare chickens.
Steamed, braised, fried, grilled...
It took Zhou He a full hour and a half to cook them all.
Smelling these alluring fragrances, Zhou He's whole body was ready to move.
"Don't be in a hurry, eat slowly, taste slowly..." Zhou He took a deep breath and calmed down.
Then I took out my mobile phone, opened the Qidian APP, and started eating delicious food while reading a novel.
If you don’t read novels while eating, then what’s the point of eating?
"This kid really does 30,000 updates a day. He's such a tentacle monster! You should be rewarded!"
That bastard Bai Yang released all his inventory of 100 chapters, and maintained a daily update of 30,000.
It’s enough for Zhou He to enjoy watching.
With the ability to look back, Zhou He was in a good mood after realizing the freedom of the Eight Ancient Treasures.
Without saying a word, he directly added a golden touch to Bai Yang's book.
At the same time, in a certain foot bath shop.
Bai Yang and Liu Zun were lying comfortably on the electric chairs.
Both of them were wearing loose golden bathrobes, with their feet in a bathtub.
Next to the bathtub, there were two beautiful girls washing their feet.
"Handsome, is the water temperature enough? If it's too hot, I'll add some cold water."
"Little handsome boy, how is the water temperature here?"
The two girls asked Bai Yang and Bai Yang with smiles on their faces.
"That's enough, that's enough. The temperature is just right." Liu Zun nodded with satisfaction.
But Bai Yang said: "It's too hot, give me some cold water."
"Okay, handsome boy." The girl smiled sweetly, picked up the small bucket on the side and added some cold water to it.
"Lao Bai, I have written ten thousand words today. Today's task is completed. What about you?" Liu Zun said.
"Oh, I just wrote 20,000. I will write another 10,000 when I go back in the evening. Today's task is not completed yet." Bai Yang said.
"Bitch thief, when did you write 20,000? When we came out, didn't you just write 10,000?" Liu Zun suddenly looked confused.
"No, I wrote 20,000 when I came out. Oh, have you seen my coding software? I have already paid out the previous 10,000."
"Don't worry so much. You're going to treat me to a massage today, and you're going to treat me to a big dinner in the evening. I've been the one treating you these past few days," Bai Yang said.
"Dog thief, what a fucking dog, okay, I'll treat you." Liu Zun raised his fist and hit Bai Yang directly.
"Hey, there are a lot of people in the group asking me to send red envelopes, what's going on?" Bai Yang suddenly sounded surprised, picked up his phone and looked through it.
When Liu Zun heard this, he immediately picked up his phone and checked it.
"Holy shit, shit, shit!" Bai Yang suddenly exclaimed.
And Liu Zun, at this moment, quickly exclaimed: "What the fuck, another one? You kid, you are really lucky."
"Haha, big brother is awesome!" Bai Yang suddenly laughed evilly.
"Dog thief, dog thief, damn, I can't do it, I really can't do it. For the next week, you'll have your feet pressed and meals all covered." Liu Zun's eyes turned red with envy.
"Haha, no problem, no problem, I'll cover it all, I'll cover it all." Bai Yang laughed.
"Later, after pressing the feet, should we go~~~~ You know, I'm treating you, this is just the right place." Bai Yang raised his eyebrows and said coquettishly.
When Liu Zun heard this, he also raised his eyebrows, and then said coquettishly: "Okay, you're treating me anyway."
Soon, an hour passed.
Both of them finished pressing their feet.
"Handsome guy, please come with me. The room has been prepared for you..."
Both of them stood up happily and prepared for the next service.
After a while, the two came to their respective rooms.
While the two were waiting for the technician, suddenly, there was a loud noise outside.
Later, the noisy sound became somewhat clear.
"When the police come to check, don't move, don't move at all."
"Turn on the lights, turn on the lights, don't move, don't move!"
Bai Yang's heart suddenly suddenly panicked.
The next second, the door was opened, the lights were turned on, and several policemen stood outside the door.
"Come out, come out and stand."
Bai Yang was carried out and stood in the corridor. Liu Zun, who was in the next room, was also carried out.
The two looked at each other and had only one thought in their hearts: "It's over, it's over, it's over, this time it's really over."
…
Inside the villa.
Two hours passed quickly.
Zhou He had already eaten all the Eight Taikoo Treasures, and by the way he also ate a big watermelon, some other fruits and pastries.
"I finished reading it in two hours. It's still not enough. Huh? Can I ask for leave?"
Zhou He has read the latest chapter of Bai Yang's novel. He just refreshed it and found that another chapter has been updated.
When I turned the page, I saw it was a request for leave.
[Please take two days off, I’m so sorry!]
[There is an emergency at home. A relative is seriously ill and has to go back. When the time comes, there will be no updates for two days. I’m sorry everyone! Kowtow and apologize.jpg]
"Take two days off? A relative is seriously ill?" Zhou He frowned slightly: "Do you have cancer?"
After thinking for a while, Zhou He said: "Xiao Luan, check for me what kind of disease the relatives of Bai Yang's family have."
Bai Yang's books are very to his liking, and he has met him before, so he can be considered a friend.
My friend is in trouble, and he is capable, so he should help him, otherwise, it would be a pain in the ass for him to be a eunuch.
"Okay, Master, please wait."
About ten seconds later, Xiao Luan's voice sounded again: "Master, the investigation results show that the Bai Yang you mentioned has no relatives who are sick."
"Bai Yang is currently in the police station and is expected to be detained for 48 hours."
"Huh? Police station? Detention for 48 hours? What's the situation?" Zhou He frowned slightly and asked.
"Bai Yang and his friend Liu Zun were caught on the spot in a massage parlor by police raiding the anti-pornography department."
"But the circumstances are not very serious. You only need to pay a fine of 500 yuan and be detained for 48 hours." Xiaoluan said.
"Huh? Detained? Caught by anti-pornography police?" Zhou He looked horrified.
He was shocked.
Doesn’t Bai Yang update 30,000 words every day? He actually still has time to go to a massage parlor?
The most important thing is that he was actually caught.
How unlucky is this.
"When were they arrested?" Zhou He asked.
"Just forty minutes ago." Xiao Luan said.
"Good guy, you didn't write properly, but you actually went out for a massage. The most important thing is that you got caught." Zhou He had to admire these two guys.
After thinking for a moment, Zhou He said: "Xiao Luan, in this situation, can they be released on bail?"
"Yes, Master, you only need to pay a deposit of 5,000 yuan to be released on bail." Xiaoluan said.
"Yes, I understand." Zhou He nodded, then looked at the messy table in front of him.
"Xiaoyin, clear the table, I'm going out." Zhou He said to the smart butler Xiaoyin.
"Okay, Master." Xiao Yin responded, then slowly walked over from a short distance away and began to put away the dishes.
Zhou He came to the garage and took a look at the cars inside.
Zhou He owns four cars in total.
One is his Invincible van, and the second is a Maserati Levante.
The third car is a supercar he just bought.
As for the fourth car, it is the ‘Wanjie’ customized for him by the BYD factory.
The electric car with a range of more than 30,000 kilometers, its streamlined body, and handsome and cool appearance directly made the supercar look at it with disgust.
"Oh, I bought this sports car for nothing."
Zhou sighed, drove his 'Wanjie' car and left the villa.
Driving on the road, the rate of turning back along the way can be said to be 100%.
Regardless of the pedestrians on the road or the vehicles driving side by side, they all took out their mobile phones and pointed at the Wanjie license plate.
Even when waiting for the traffic light, the driver next to him would lower his window and ask Zhou He questions.
Pedestrians on the zebra crossing even came over and asked Zhou He questions, taking pictures and so on.
"It seems a bit too ostentatious." Zhou He parked the vehicle in the internal parking lot of the police station.
Thinking of what happened along the way, he felt that it was still too arrogant.
"However, this feeling is so refreshing!" Zhou He felt extremely comfortable in his heart.
"Sir, what can I do for you?"
As soon as Zhou He walked into the hall, he saw a policeman inside asking Zhou He.
"Oh, hello, uncle policeman, I'm here to bail you out."
There was no mistake this time. The policeman uncle was a bit old and worthy of the title of uncle.
As expected, the police officer didn't care about the title, but said, "Oh, who are you bailing out? What's his name?"
"Bai Yang, and Liu Zun, are the two young men who were brought back by you in the anti-pornography campaign in heaven and earth today." Zhou He said.
"Heaven and earth? Oh, oh, oh, I remember."
"Those two little guys must be Internet writers. I'm very impressed."
"I have been in this business for so many years, and I have arrested people from all professions. This is the first time for this Internet writer." The police uncle said with a smile.
"Ahem, these two guys are really not writing novels, but they actually go to such obscene places. By the way, what is your relationship with them?"
The policeman seemed to realize that what he said was wrong, he coughed twice and changed the subject.
"Yes, these two guys are really hateful. I am their friend. I wonder what procedures are required for bail?" Zhou He said.
"The circumstances of the two of them are relatively minor, and we just want to lock them up for one night to let them reflect."
"Since you came here to be released on bail, let's follow the procedure..."
Soon, the procedures were completed and Zhou He's bail of 10,000 yuan was handed over.
After waiting for about half an hour, Bai Yang and Liu Zun were led out by the police uncle.
At this time, Bai Yang and Liu Zun had various expressions of uneasiness and fear on their faces, but the most common expressions were those of surviving the disaster.
If you are detained for two days, it is nothing. Just endure it and it will be over.
The most important thing is to inform the family, which can make them die on the spot.
He was going to die in front of their entire family. In the next few decades, he would be a stain and a point of social death that he could not erase.
"Well, uncle policeman, have you notified our family members?" Bai Yang asked cautiously.
Liu Zun also listened attentively, and so did he. If he were informed, the scene would be unimaginable.
"So many people have been arrested this time, and they have been notified one by one. It's not your turn yet."
"You're lucky. Someone will bail you out. If it's ten minutes at night, your family members will be notified," the police uncle said.
"Ah, really? I haven't been notified yet."
"It's great, it's great, it scares me to death."
The two of them immediately patted their chests and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"But, uncle policeman, who bailed us out?" Bai Yang said.
"I'm also surprised that someone came to release you on bail without notifying your family members."
"Let's put this aside for now. Remember today's lesson. Next time, don't go to such a shady place." The policeman uncle said seriously.
"Yes, yes, we promise that we will never go to a place like this next time." Bai Yang said quickly.
"It's all this guy's fault. We only wrote the novel and my shoulders were a little sore. I came here for a normal massage."
"This guy just took me there. It's so abominable." Liu Zun said angrily.
"Well, isn't this happy? Blame me, blame me, there will never be a next time." Bai Yang didn't dare to say anything, so he could only admit his mistake.
"Don't say so much. The person who will bail you out is right there. All the procedures have been completed. You can just leave."
"Mr. Zhou, I brought it to you. I have some work to do beforehand. You can leave directly." After passing the corner and entering the hall, the police officer shouted several times to Zhou He.
"Okay, thank you, Officer Liu." Zhou He quickly stood up from his chair and thanked him.
"You're welcome, this is my job." Officer Liu smiled, then turned around and went back to work.
"Big. Boss!"
"Boss, what? Why is it you?" Bai Yang came forward, stuttering a little.
"Big boss!" Liu Yang also came forward and shouted.
"You're really good here. You didn't come to code words, you went to get a massage, and you were caught by the anti-pornography campaign."
"I am so impressed!" Zhou He's words were full of sarcasm.
"Um, boss, we were wrong, we were really wrong." Bai Yang and Liu Yang were like children who had done something wrong, feeling very aggrieved and looking at Zhou He pitifully.
They were almost crying, of course, not because they were aggrieved, but because they were moved.
Zhou He came to bail them out today, which was really a life-saving grace.
Imagine if no one came to bail them out.
Then, the families of the two people will be notified.
This announcement definitely shocked the family.
The two of them were going to die on the spot. If the parents answered the call alone, that would be fine.
After all, family scandals should not be publicized, and parents will not go around talking about it.
But if it happens that family members are playing mahjong, playing cards, or at work, or visiting friends and relatives' homes.
You know, the older generation of parents, if they are outside, they always turn on the hands-free system!
If that were the case, everyone would know about it and the whole society would die on the spot.
"Okay, let's go, I'll take you two back." Zhou He turned around and walked outside.
"Hey, it's coming, it's coming."
The two of them also quickly followed Zhou He out.
When Zhou He got into the car, he found that the two of them were still stunned on the spot.
"Hey, what are you doing here? Get in the car, what? Do you want to stay there for two days?"
"Oh oh oh, here it comes, here it comes."
The two came to their senses and ran over quickly.
"Hey, boss, what kind of car is this? I don't think I've ever seen one before."
"Yes, it's so handsome and such a cool car."
"Holy crap, this door can open automatically. Is it automatic sensing? This is it."
Amidst the exclamations of the two people, they got into the car.
