Chapter 369 Great harvest, return! [Six thousand words, ask for the moon
Chapter 369 Great Harvest, Return! [Six thousand words, please vote for me!]
Of course, during this period, I will still take out my mobile phone and read novels to pass the time.
Lin Dahua kept his eyes closed and rested, showing no signs of waking up.
And Jinjiao Yinjiao in front of the alchemy furnace has already woken up, and Yinjiao is staring into the alchemy furnace.
Jinjiao was holding a banana fan in both hands, fanning the wind crazily.
It seems that the critical moment has come.
Another half hour passed.
Jinjiao and Yinjiao no longer fanned the wind, but took out a jade bottle.
"Brother Lin, the elixir is about to be released." Zhou He reminded Lin Dahua.
When Lin Dahua heard this, his eyes suddenly opened and he looked into the alchemy room.
When Lin Dahua looked over, the lid of the alchemy furnace happened to be closed.
Jin Jiao also stuffed the stopper into the jade bottle. It seemed that the elixir had been mastered.
Zhou He and Lin Dahua walked in quickly.
"General Lin, the Tongshen Pill has been refined. There are four pills in total." Jin Jiao directly handed the jade bottle to Lin Dahua.
In the eyes of Jinjiao and Yinjiao, these elixirs are all ordinary things.
They have been making elixirs for so many years, what kind of elixir have they never seen?
"Thank you both very much. It's nothing but disrespect." Lin Dahua said with a smile on his face, and each of them handed over a piece of low-grade immortal stone.
Jinjiao and Yinjiao didn't refuse, they reached out and took it, and then put it into their storage equipment.
"Both of you, I won't give it away. Hercules is urging me to get the next batch of elixirs." Jin Jiao said.
"Well, then I won't disturb you two."
Lin Dahua and Zhou He left Tushita Palace.
As soon as he came out of Tushita Palace, Lin Dahua immediately poured out the two magic pills from the jade bottle and handed them to Zhou He.
"Brother Xian, these two pills are yours, take them," Lin Dahua said.
"Then I'll be disrespectful." Zhou He smiled slightly and took the two magic pills in his hands.
[Tongshen Dan]: It contains a lot of medicinal power. After taking it, it can increase the chance of breaking through the Golden Immortal.
It’s a simple introduction, but it’s very powerful if it can increase the chance of breaking through the Golden Immortal.
"Brother Lin, can only those at the peak of Xuanxian take this magical elixir? If I take it now, will it be effective?" Zhou He asked.
Lin Dahua heard this and said with a smile: "The effect of the Tongshen Pill is also effective on earth immortals. If you take it, you will most likely be able to break through to heavenly immortals."
"If you take it at the peak of the Heavenly Immortality, it will also have a great effect on breaking through the Mysterious Immortality."
"However, I don't recommend that you take it now. Judging from your age, you should not be more than a thousand years old. At such an age, you are at the peak of the Earth Immortal, and your talent is considered outstanding."
"It's best to take it when the Xuanxian is at its peak. Only by using it to break through the Golden Immortal can its effectiveness be maximized."
"And, the most important thing is that the value of the magic pill can be exchanged for multiple pills or elixirs that allow you to break through to the heavenly immortal or the mysterious immortal."
Zhou He heard Lin Dahua's words and immediately smiled and nodded.
"Oh, by the way, Brother Lin, if I knock off a small piece of the magic pill, will it affect the potency?" Zhou He asked again.
Upon hearing this, Lin Dahua immediately said: "In this case, the effect of the Tongshen Pill will be greatly reduced. It needs to be swallowed whole. As long as a little bit is missing, the effect will not be ideal."
"Thank you, brother, for clearing up the confusion." Zhou He said, cupping his fists.
"Okay, dear brother, you are not a member of my heavenly family, and you cannot stay in heaven for a long time."
"I'll send you to the lower realm first." Lin Dahua said.
Zhou He nodded and flew towards Nantianmen with Lin Dahua.
Not long after, the two of them arrived at Nantianmen.
"Brother, when I break through to the Golden Immortal, you and I will be together." Lin Dahua patted Zhou He on the shoulder and said.
"Then let me congratulate my eldest brother in advance on his breakthrough to the Golden Immortal." Zhou He said with a smile.
"Borrowing my good brother's words, haha!" Lin Dahua said with a big smile.
"Well, Brother Lin, I have another unkind request."
"Oh? Tell me, as long as big brother can help you, I will definitely help you." Lin Dahua said, patting his chest.
"I recently wanted to change into a spiritual treasure, but I am short of money. I wonder if my elder brother can lend me a few dozen pieces of middle-grade immortal stones."
"Before I came here, I learned that a full set of spiritual treasures only requires thirty pieces of middle-grade immortal stones," Zhou He said.
Zhou He's body includes weapons, clothes, shoes, etc.
When Lin Dahua heard this, his originally smiling face froze.
"Brother, don't worry, I can pay you the IOU, and I will pay you back within a hundred years." Zhou He said.
"Haha, dear brother, forget about the IOU, I still believe in you."
"However, I will soon be in seclusion and break through to the Golden Immortal. Therefore, I can only lend you twenty middle-grade immortal stones at most."
With that said, Lin Dahua took out the twenty immortal stones.
When he saw Zhou He putting away these fairy stones, for some reason, his heart hurt.
"Thank you for your generous donation, brother!" Zhou He gave Lin Dahua a big hug.
"Haha, one family, what are two families talking about?" Lin Dahua felt tears welling up in his eyes.
However, he still looked happy and hugged Zhou He.
"So, Brother Lin, goodbye!"
Zhou He said goodbye again, and then tried to activate the space gem.
The next moment, Zhou He's face showed joy, and then his whole person was swallowed up by the gray clouds.
When Zhou He disappeared in front of Lin Dahua with an umbrella, Lin Dahua froze on the spot.
One second, two seconds, three seconds.
"ah……"
"Zhou He! I will cut you into pieces! Your soul will be tortured for tens of thousands of years!!!"
Lin Dahua roared violently.
Without the suppression of the umbrella of friendship, Lin Dahua recalled the memories of this period, and suddenly his anger shot into the sky.
…
Outside the Tushita Palace, Zhou He's figure appeared here.
"Huh!" Zhou He let out a long breath.
"Sure enough, space gems can be used in heaven."
When I traveled to the world in the West, I went to heaven because I wanted to attend the birthday party of the Barefoot Immortal.
When returning to the human world, Zhou He tried to activate the space gem and return to heaven.
But he found that no matter how he activated the space gem, it had no effect.
And he guessed that if it was inside the heaven, it should be able to be used.
The current attempt was indeed as expected.
However, because the Tushita Palace is protected by a formation, Zhou He cannot directly enter the Tushita Palace, but can only appear outside the Tushita Palace.
"Brothers Jin Ling and Yin Ling, I have brought delicious drinks to you."
"I also secretly hid an eight-precious carp." Zhou He shouted outside Tushita Palace.
However, within a few breaths, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao were seen coming from the alchemy room.
"Brother Zhou, do you still have Bazhen carp?" The two of them stared at Zhou He.
"That's natural. I kept it secret from my brother, so don't tell him." Zhou He said.
"That's natural. The two of us are notoriously strict-mouthed and will never betray you."
"Quick, brother Zhou, come in quickly."
Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao quickly welcomed Zhou He in.
Moreover, the golden horn also opened the magic circle of Tushita Palace.
In this way, even if Lin Dahua has the general order, he will not be able to enter the Tushita Palace without their consent.
…
In front of Nantianmen.
Several divine generals glanced at Lin Dahua, whose eyes were red, looked at each other, and then said: "Don't make any noise in front of Nantian Gate."
Lin Dahua glanced at them with his red eyes and left without saying a word or a word.
He knew that Zhou He must still be in heaven.
Because the Heavenly Court is its own realm, hidden in the void, and only the Heavenly Gate can enter and exit.
Only those who are saints are allowed to enter and exit in this manner. Even Daluo Jinxian must conscientiously walk through the four heavenly gates of southeast, northwest and northwest.
As for Zhou He, it was obvious that he could not be a saint, so he was sure that Zhou He was still in heaven.
However, Lin Dahua was very puzzled as to why the thief did not leave the Nantianmen, but used strange means to disappear in the heaven.
"No, this guy has big plans." Lin Dahua's expression suddenly changed.
If something happens, it must be his fault.
Therefore, he could only arrest Zhou He before his plan succeeded.
As soon as possible, summon your men and ask them to lead troops to search.
And Lin Dahua has many clones.
Some went to see the clairvoyant Shunfeng Er, and some went to other generals or immortals with good connections to ask them to help search.
Although this has a great impact, it has reached a point where it has to be done.
…
Tushita Palace, inside the alchemy room.
"Drink, I have enough wine here."
Zhou He once again brought out barrels of good wine.
"Brother Zhou is open and bright, we have you as our brother."
"Yes, yes, you will be our brother from now on."
"Come, come, let's drink together, cheers!"
"Gulu gulu gulu..."
The three of them drank wine and ate delicious food.
I don’t know how long it took, but both Jinjiao and Silverjiao fell to the ground.
"Brother Jin Ling, Brother Yin Ling?"
I shouted twice, but there was no movement.
Zhou He pushed and pulled again, and what Zhou He heard in response was a purr.
"I finally fell asleep." Zhou He looked at the sleeping Jinjiao Yinjiao and finally breathed out.
Immediately, Zhou He stood up, but staggered and almost fell.
This wine is no ordinary wine, even immortals can get drunk.
Unless, when you first start drinking, you use magic to force the smell of alcohol out.
However, in this case, these two people will find out again.
Nowadays, if Zhou He wants to force out the drink, it will take at least an hour, or he can take a nap and wake up.
Zhou He endured his drunkenness and reached out to pick up the banana fan with golden horns placed aside.
[Banana Fan (Yang)]: The thing that Taishang Laojun belongs to is the acquired spiritual treasure. The treasure fan of Zhiyang can fan out six dings of divine fire.
"Ling Bao the day after tomorrow?" Zhou He's slightly drunk mind suddenly became clear.
This is an acquired spiritual treasure. It is a level higher than ordinary spiritual treasures. It is a rare treasure even for Da Luo Jinxian.
More importantly, this banana fan can also emit terrifying flames such as the Six Ding Divine Fire.
There are four major heavenly fires in the world, namely:
The ancient fire of all spirits exists in the "Yuxu Glazed Lamp" in Yuxu Palace.
The sky-burning purple fire exists in the "Bajing Palace Lantern" of the Bajing Palace.
The ghostly ghost fire exists in the "Coffin Lamp" in Lingjiu Mountain.
The Six Ding Divine Fire exists in Taishang Laojun's "Bagua Furnace", and it can also be fanned out by Zhiyang's banana fan.
These four kinds of heavenly fires are extremely terrifying, and only the Hongmeng Holy Fire - the Golden Flame of the Sun, is slightly better than them.
Therefore, this is enough to prove how powerful this banana fan is.
Different from Princess Iron Fan’s banana fan, the one in Princess Iron Fan’s hand is a yin banana fan.
It can fan out extremely strong evil winds and send the enemy flying 84,000 miles before it can be stopped.
One yin and one yang are both very powerful acquired spiritual treasures.
Just when Zhou He wanted to put the banana fan into the storage box, he found that there was no reaction at all.
No matter what Zhou He did, he couldn't put it into the storage box at all.
"Can't the acquired spiritual treasure that you recognize as its owner be stored in the storage box?" Zhou He frowned slightly.
However, this is not difficult for Zhou He.
He summoned the van directly, opened the window, and threw the banana fan into the car.
"Perfect!" Zhou He said with a smile on his face.
Regardless of whether you recognize the Lord or not, let’s talk about it first.
Immediately afterwards, Zhou He came to the alchemy furnace again.
Zhou He stretched out his hand and pressed it.
[Bagua Furnace]: It is an object belonging to the Supreme Lord. It is a spiritual treasure of merit and virtue. It forms a world of its own and contains six dings of divine fire. It can have miraculous effects in making elixirs.
"Ah...fuck you! It burned me to death." Zhou He cried out in pain and took his hand back.
At this moment, the palm of his right hand was already bloody and bloody.
With just such a moment of effort, Zhou He's physical strength was burnt.
Zhou He looked up and down at this huge alchemy furnace.
After thinking about it, I found that I couldn't seem to take it away.
It doesn't fit in the storage box, nor does it fit in the van.
"Forget it, forget about the alchemy furnace." Zhou He's eyes fell on the wooden shelf placed against the wall.
The wooden frame has five levels in total, and each level is divided into eight grids. Many bottles and cans are placed in each grid.
Needless to say, it must be filled with elixirs.
Zhou He stepped forward and stretched his hand directly towards the wooden frame.
However, a formation stopped Zhou He.
When Zhou He heard this, the corners of his mouth suddenly twitched slightly.
I recall the time when Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, came to Tushita Palace to steal the golden elixir, and even knocked over the Bagua furnace.
At that time, there were no formations.
"Could it be that Lao Jun was afraid that Sun Wukong or others would come to steal the food, so he arranged the formation?"
After trying it, he found that he really couldn't break the formation, so Zhou He didn't waste any time.
I started looking for things I could take away in the alchemy room.
Five minutes later, Zhou He was a little bit stunned.
In the entire alchemy room, Zhou He could only take away the two meditating futons, the golden horn and the silver horn.
【Futon】: Woven from bodhi tree branches, sitting cross-legged on it can help you calm your mind and improve your cultivation speed and understanding.
It was also a good thing, so Zhou He naturally took it away.
Then, Zhou He began to wander around the Tushita Palace non-stop.
After walking around, he found that he could not enter any room in the entire Tushita Palace.
In other words, he got the two guys, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao, drunk, but could only take away the banana fan and two futons.
"Really. Alas!" Zhou He shook his head and sighed.
The strength is still too weak, otherwise, how about making a fortune directly in this wave?
"How about dropping a nuclear bomb?" Zhou He had an idea in his mind.
It is estimated that nuclear bombs can break the formation.
However, fearing that the nuclear bomb would also destroy those elixirs, Zhou He finally put this idea behind him.
"Young boy Jin Ling, boy Yin Ling, and our general Lin Dahua, please come out and meet us!"
At this moment, outside the Tushita Palace, Lin Dahua's shouts came to mind.
When Zhou He heard this, he frowned. Was he discovered here?
"No, no, it should just be checked place by place."
If Lin Dahua knew that Zhou He was in Tushita Palace, he would probably roar in anger.
"It's time to go back." Zhou He smiled lightly.
No matter what, the acquired Lingbao banana fan is now the most precious thing in Zhou He's body.
As for how Jin Jiao Yin Jiao and Lin Dahua will be punished after Zhou He leaves, that is none of Zhou He's business.
Lin Dahua, needless to say, is the enemy of life and death.
This gold and silver horn should also be punished.
During the journey to the west, Guanyin Bodhisattva asked Laojun to borrow two boys, Jin Ling and Yin Ling, as one of the ninety-nine and eighty-one tribulations.
Originally, this was nothing.
However, after the Golden Spirit and Silver Spirit descended to the realm, they transformed into the Golden Horned King and the Silver Horned King.
Over the years since I came to earth, I don’t know how many people I have eaten and how many lives I have killed.
After being subdued by Taishang Laojun, nothing happened. He was still refining elixirs in Tushita Palace without even being punished.
So, this time, Zhou He taught them a lesson.
After searching Jin Ling Yin Ling's body again, no storage equipment was found.
Zhou He was not prepared to stay any longer.
He entered the cab of the van and took out his cell phone.
[Welcome to Huobangbang Navigation. This time the destination is the main world.]
[Please note that the space tunnel will open in five seconds, please be prepared, driver.]
[5,4...1, the space tunnel has been opened, please drive in as soon as possible. 】
Immediately, Zhou He stepped on the accelerator, and the van quickly rushed into the space tunnel and then disappeared into the Tushita Palace.
At the moment when Zhouhe disappears.
Somewhere, the face of Taishang Laojun, who was leisurely riding a green bull towards the heaven, changed slightly.
"Why did the smell of the banana fan disappear?"
Lao Jun immediately counted with his fingers, and his expression changed again: "It's bad, Jin Ling and Yin Ling, these two guys are not successful enough but are more likely to fail."
Laojun stopped walking slowly. With a wave of his hand, he disappeared with Qingniu.
…
Returning to the main world, Zhou He parked the vehicle.
Then, he looked at the banana fan on the side.
It looks ordinary and nothing has changed.
Zhou He reached out and took it in his hand.
[Banana Fan (Yang)]: The thing that Taishang Laojun belongs to is the acquired spiritual treasure, the treasure fan of Zhiyang, which can fan out six dings of divine fire.
There was no change in the introduction, so Zhou He tried to put it into the storage box.
But I found that I still couldn't get it in.
"Can't the acquired Lingbao be included in storage equipment?" Zhou He frowned slightly.
"I just don't know if I can use it." Zhou He touched his chin and pondered.
"Forget it, I'll find out when I go to the next world and give it a try. Hiccup~~~!"
Zhou He suddenly burped, and the smell of alcohol filled the air.
Zhou He shook his drunken head, went directly into the bathroom, took a quick shower, then lay down directly on the bed and fell asleep.
It had been a long time since Zhou He had been so drunk.
…
As the saying goes, a drunk person will definitely have back pain and brain pain when he wakes up the next day.
However, after Zhou He woke up after being drunk, he felt refreshed and in a good state.
"Gurgling..." Zhou He's stomach made a protest sound.
Strictly speaking, Zhou He didn't wake up from sleep, but woke up from hunger.
"I'm so hungry." Zhou He rubbed his eyes, took out his phone, and checked the time.
"It's only eight o'clock in the morning? So early?"
Zhou He thought it was already afternoon, but unexpectedly, it was only eight o'clock in the morning.
"No, I've only slept for nine hours. Why am I so hungry?" Zhou He felt something was wrong.
Before he returned, he had a lot of fun with the two guys, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao. He was so full that he got drunk by those two guys.
In just nine hours, even with his terrifying appetite, it was impossible for him to wake up from hunger.
Immediately, Zhou He clicked on the calendar APP.
Suddenly, Zhou He's pupils shrank violently.
"September seventeenth? I slept for eleven days?" Zhou He couldn't believe it.
However, the next second, Zhou He felt relieved again.
What he drank was not ordinary wine, and he hadn't slept for many days.
It's not surprising that I slept like this for eleven days.
"Xiaoyin, what happened during these eleven days?" Zhou He said.
"Master, your good friend Zhang Sheng called..."
Xiao Yin immediately told Zhou He what happened in the past eleven days.
His good friend Zhang Sheng called and said that he was getting married on the first day of October, which was the National Day, and asked Zhou He to attend and be his best man.
Xiaoyin imitated Zhou He's tone and character and agreed.
There were also calls from his sister, brother-in-law, parents, and second sister, and Xiao Yin responded to them one by one with imitated tone.
As for Liu Xiaoxue, she also called during this period and wanted to have a date with Zhou Yue, but she was turned down by Xiaoyin because of something at the company.
Now, Liu Xiaoxue and her mentor went on a business trip to the capital for academic exchanges.
"Well done." Zhou He said with praise.
"Serving the master is what Xiaoyin should do." There was a hint of joy in Xiaoyin's tone.
"However, this boy Zhang Sheng is actually getting married." Zhou He said with emotion.
Zhou He knew Zhang Sheng's character.
This guy, since he was a child, has wanted to be a scumbag who can have girlfriends, but will never get married.
So, I have five girlfriends, and all of them are beautiful and have good figures.
I just came to Xingcheng last month to meet him, and there is no news of marriage yet.
Unexpectedly, in just over a month, we were about to get married.
Xiaoyin pretended to be him and didn't ask for details, so Zhou He didn't know the specific situation.
After thinking about it, Zhou He still didn't call. He would know about it on October 1st.
Zhou He got up, washed himself, and went to the kitchen.
Now that I feel hungry, I want to treat myself to a big meal.
Within ten minutes, a large table of dishes was placed on the dining table.
Of course, the food on this table is definitely not enough.
Therefore, Zhou He chose to do two things at once, eating slowly while controlling it with his spiritual thoughts and continuing to cook.
"Oh, that's good. In eleven days, 400,000 words have been updated!"
"Reward!"
Zhou He was so happy that he directly gave Bai Yang another Golden Cute.
