"Oh, really, how can you say that to her? She is a beautiful girl who is loved by everyone, and she is a beautiful girl who sees a flat tire in the workshop." A soft and soft Lolita voice came.
The person speaking was not a lolita, but a weirdo, a weirdo who was extremely disgusting.
Moreover, it also acted like a little woman, which really made Zhou He feel cold.
If you don't look at the appearance, then its figure is completely devilish. It does not belong to any enchanting and sexy idol star. It is definitely the kind of figure that makes people instantly change their minds at the first sight.
Once I looked at its head, how should I say it, it was disgusting, very disgusting, very disgusting.
Two sausage-like lips took up one third of the face, and the skin on the face was wrinkled, like snake skin.
A pair of hollow eyes, a mouth full of black and yellow teeth, and shit-yellow hair shawl, make people look at him, which is really beyond words.
In particular, there was a pleasant perfume smell coming from my body, coupled with a foul smell, which mixed together made people want to vomit after smelling it.
"I can't stand it anymore, go to hell."
Yi Jian Mei couldn't bear it anymore. He didn't want to see this disgusting guy again for a moment.
With a wave of his hand, dozens of small scissors flew out of his sleeves and shot toward the weirdo in front of him.
"Oh, I'm so happy. I gave her a gift for the first time we met." The weirdo said coquettishly, and then opened his disgusting mouth.
The next second, a tongue like a snake's head shot out.
The small scissors moving at high speed did not hit the tongue.
Zhou He could see clearly that the weirdo's tongue did not directly touch the scissors, but bypassed the sharp side and passed directly through the handshake of the scissors.
Three seconds later, a dozen small scissors were all skewered on the weirdo's tongue.
Then, the weirdo rolled his tongue and swallowed the scissors into his mouth.
"I like my little brother's gift very much. In this way, let me give you a gift in return!"
Before he could finish his words, the strange man's figure suddenly disappeared from the spot.
When it appeared again, it was already standing in front of a plum blossom. Before it could react, its slender and tender hands held a plum blossom in its arms.
"This is my first kiss." A pair of intriguing sausage mouths covered the small mouth of Yijia Mei.
"vomit……!"
Seeing this scene, several people among the onlookers immediately vomited on the spot.
For a full minute, no one disturbed the kissing heroes and weirdos.
Several heroes who were mixed in the crowd did not disturb him. Instead, they took out their mobile phones and took out videos with smiles, as if they were preparing to post them on Moments.
"Little brother, you have to be responsible for others." The weirdo ended the kiss and looked at Yan San affectionately.
"Now is a harmonious society. People don't do illegal things. I don't eat much. Give me three pounds of beef every day. Pork is also okay." The weirdo hugged Yan San with a happy look on his face.
"You actually retaliate..." Yan San was already unconscious at this time. Before he could finish speaking, his head tilted and he fainted.
"Oh My God!"
"This, this, this"
"Ugh!" More people vomited this time. They all knew that Yan San had an affair with the weirdo.
To be honest, really, if you don’t look at the weirdo’s head, just look at the figure, they definitely don’t mind taking a closer look, but when they look at that face, yuck!
"No, Yi Jian Mei is unconscious. Come on, everyone, don't give her time to disgust us."
In the crowd, the three heroes who put down their mobile phones shouted and attacked the weirdo.
"He's a B-level 230-level devilish muscular man, a 283-level curly haired guy, and a 300-level sexy teacher."
The sexy teacher was very fast, and when the weirdo was still immersed in happiness, he took advantage of him and rescued Yan San.
The remaining two heroes quickly launched an attack.
"Damn you bitch, you dare to steal my baby, I will tear you apart." The weirdo immediately became furious when he saw Yan San being snatched away, especially by a woman with a sexy figure.
There was no need to dodge the attacks from the other two people, and he just rushed towards the sexy teacher.
A minute later, the weirdo stepped on the sexy teacher's pig-head-like face, and then hugged the devil muscleman and the unconscious Yan San from left to right, with a smirk on his face:
"The bad guy has been subdued by me. You two little darlings, let me give you a meeting gift."
On the air conditioner in the distance, Saitama looked disgusted: "It's really disgusting.
"Those four heroes have been caught. Do you want me to take action to solve them?" Genos said.
"No need, such a disgusting person, I don't want to see her for a moment." Before he finished speaking, Zhou He's figure had already appeared below.
"Ah, this handsome little brother, you are so handsome. These guys have been shamelessly pursuing me, but I have not promised them."
As he said that, the weirdo threw away the three heroes in his arms with a look of disgust, and then looked at Zhou He with a shy look.
Zhou He's face was livid, he stretched out his right hand and shook it hard.
"Bang!"
It was as if the strange man's body had been crushed by a powerful force.
The scattered blood and mutilated limbs were also burned up by the flames that appeared out of thin air.
"Huh, this world is still beautiful." Zhou He breathed a sigh of relief at this moment.
The surrounding onlookers were stunned for a moment when they saw this result, and then they exclaimed in surprise.
"Dead? The weirdo just died like that?"
"What a handsome guy."
"He is handsome and powerful. Who is he?"
"The weirdo can easily deal with these four B-level weirdos, and this handsome guy actually killed her instantly. Could it be that he is an A-level hero?"
At this moment, several police cars descended from the sky and landed not far from Zhou He.
"Telepathy? A-level one hundred and ninety-eight, super police." Zhou He murmured as he looked at a policewoman stepping out of the police car.
"Hello, thank you for killing the weirdo and protecting the lives of the people." The policewoman casually glanced at the scene, then came to Zhou He's side and said.
"You're welcome, that's right." Zhou He said with a smile.
"It seems that you are not a registered hero in the Hero Bureau, right? You haven't asked for advice yet?"
"Zhou He, I will be ready to take the assessment in ten days." Zhou He said.
"Oh, then I look forward to your joining. By the way, because you are not yet the hero of the hero round, the reward will be reduced by 90%."
"This time the monster is grade B, and the reward of 100,000 yuan can only be paid to 10,000 yuan."
…
Half an hour later, Zhou He left the police station with 10,000 yuan in cash.
"Ten thousand yuan is so little. Ah, no, in Japanese yen, it is equivalent to two hundred thousand yuan, which is quite a lot." Saitama said.
"Teacher, because senior is not a hero in the hero round, the reward has been reduced by 90%. Otherwise, it should be 100,000 yuan, which is 1.7 million yen." Genos, who can speak Chinese, explained.
"One million seven hundred thousand? That much?" Saitama looked surprised.
"Well, China is a big country after all, and there is no shortage of money." Zhou He said with a smile.
Although, Hero Bureau has to pay a large amount of money every month.
However, it is completely bearable, and you can even make money by sending some heroes to some small countries.
…
Because the police station was not far from their destination, the three of them walked for about ten minutes and arrived at the most famous roast duck restaurant in the capital, Quanjude.
Now is the time when there are many people and there is no space at all.
Fortunately, when I checked into the hotel, I had already asked the hotel staff to help reserve a seat.
Therefore, the three of them arrived at the table they reserved smoothly.
…
In the next few days, Zhou He took Saitama and Genos around the entire capital.
Whether it is historical sites, modern and bustling commercial streets, or the world-famous Bird's Nest, we have visited them all.
That night, Zhou He and three others were sitting on the sofa in the living room, eating fruit and watching the news broadcast.
"By the way, tomorrow is the Hero Bureau assessment. Do you want to go together?" Zhou He asked.
"Ten days already? Time flies so fast." Genos didn't pay much attention.
"Can we foreigners also take the assessment?" Saitama asked doubtfully.
"Of course. In the list of heroes I looked at, a small number of them are foreigners. Moreover, the official website said that people from other countries are allowed to take part in the assessment."
"It's just that after a foreigner succeeds in the assessment, he needs to settle in China in order to enjoy the fixed monthly salary." Zhou He explained.
"Oh, then I'll go." To be honest, Saitama was still interested in the rewards for killing monsters.
Especially, he has made 50,000 yuan in the past few days. If he becomes a hero, he will get ten times the reward. Now he can only get 10%, which is a huge loss.
Although it can be said that he is not very short of money now, if he has money, he will not make it in vain.
…
The tenth day is the day of the Hero Bureau assessment.
Zhou He and the others arrived at the location of this assessment, the Bird's Nest.
Because there were so many people participating in the assessment, the entire Bird's Nest was divided into an assessment venue.
There is no need to fill in the registration form or register online for the assessment. You can just swipe your face and take your fingerprints at the entrance of the venue to register successfully.
Some people in the province are idle and bored, registering online and then not coming, which is a waste of resources.
As long as the registration is successful, you can scan the QR code with your mobile phone and download the Hero Bureau APP.
Then start the assessment according to the process. After each assessment is completed, the assessment results can be directly entered into the system.
Moreover, you can view your own or other people's assessment results at any time in the APP. Of course, you can only view the results.
The remaining functions will only be available after you officially become a hero.
If you fail the assessment, the Hero Bureau APP will be automatically uninstalled.
There is no need for manual recording at all, everything has been simplified to the extreme, and it is more efficient and faster than manual recording.
The most frequent people at the assessment site are assessment guides and security personnel who maintain order.
"Players participating in the assessment, please use your mobile phone to scan the QR code, download the Hero Bureau APP, and then register to take the assessment." A dedicated reception staff member said with a smile.
Zhou He and the others took out their mobile phones and downloaded the Hero Bureau APP according to the staff's instructions.
There are a total of twelve entrances to the entire Bird's Nest. Registering the APP is just the first step. After entering the entrance, you still need to go through a long passage.
Each entrance is guarded by an S-class hero, plus five A-class heroes.
In the Bird's Nest, there are five strong men who are among the top 100 S-class heroes.
Of course, there is no need to mention the ordinary staff who are assessed, but the worst security personnel are B-level heroes.
After downloading, Saitama asked the staff: "Excuse me, can citizens from other countries take the assessment?"
The staff member glanced at Saitama and said, "Which country are you from?"
"I'm from the island country and came to China to travel. Also, I am the fourth S-class hero in R country." Saitama said.
"Oh? Fourth place in the S-class of R Country Heroes Association?" The staff member was still a little surprised. He knew Japanese, so he understood it completely.
Although the model of the Hero Association is based on their hero equipment, the strength level is not at the same level at all.
However, in the Hero Association, the top S-level players will definitely be able to rank S-level in the Chinese Hero Bureau.
The staff member said with some respect: "Sir, foreigners can take part in the assessment. However, if they are not citizens of their own country, the hero level can only reach a maximum of 100 A-level heroes."
"Furthermore, the remuneration received in the Hero Bureau requires 40% personal income tax. The monthly salary is halved, and personal income tax is also required."
"As long as you can be a hero, it's better than 10%." Saitama said with a smile.
"Do heroes also need to pay taxes on the rewards they receive?" Zhou He felt a little strange.
"Yes, the reality is that if you haven't become a hero yet, the reward you get in the hero bureau is one-tenth, so you don't need to pay taxes."
"After becoming a hero, if the revenge obtained exceeds 10,000 yuan, a 10% personal income tax will be paid." The staff explained.
"Okay, I understand." Regarding paying taxes, Zhou He also understood that it was only 10%, not a big deal.
"Um, if you guys have already downloaded the APP, please let me know." The staff member looked at the people behind and said.
"Yes, when you've done that, stand back and ask questions. Don't you stand back and ask questions?"
"That's right, step aside for me."
"Nowadays, every session is really worse than the last, and such a weakling still comes to take the assessment."
Those who participated in the assessment together were very dissatisfied with Zhou He and the other three standing there blocking the QR code.
Zhou He rolled his eyes and ignored it. Now is a harmonious society.
"Come on, let's go in and take the assessment." Zhou He greeted the two of them and left.
Saitama couldn't understand what they were saying, so he followed Zhou He stupidly and left.
And Genos couldn't help it. They were not weaklings, and the teacher and the senior were not the top strong ones.
He immediately raised his right hand and prepared to take action.
In an instant, six pairs of frightening gazes fell on Genos.
As long as Genos takes action, these people will definitely subdue Genos with lightning speed.
Zhou He, with quick eyesight and quick hands, stopped Genos and said, "If a dog bites you, will you bite it back? The assessment is the real thing."
