"If you lose, will you regret it?" Yang Guan asked in a betrayal.
Yin Ping's temper was born with a bad temper. Even though he was old, he still couldn't change it. He hurriedly said, "How could I lose? Come on, tell me, anyone who refuses to admit defeat is a fucking son of a bitch and a grandson of an old turtle!"
"Okay," Yang Guan stretched out his hand, "If you follow this method, you have to give me the condom you are carrying."
Yinping glanced at him and saw that his old eyes were moving incessantly. He suddenly laughed "haha" and said, "Yang Lao Er, Yang Lao Er, after all, you still have to lie to me. I will give you the condom."
Why don't you just admit that you caught this kid first?"
Yang Guan crossed his arms on his chest and said, "If you don't dare, then you are really a bastard, the son of a turtle." He looked towards the vast river and continued, "Since we are so indistinguishable, let's make a bet again. My arm strength wins.
As for you, you give me the condom, and I yell one, two, three, and throw the condom to the river. At the same time, you and I work together. Whoever grabs the condom first before it falls into the river will win.
how?"
As soon as he came up with this plan, before Yinping expressed his position, Yunxi cried out in pain and said through the condom, "That can't be done! The two seniors regard us as chess pieces in the game. If you two can't grab the condom, we
If you fall into the water, how can you survive?"
Yin Ping said "Hey" and said, "I just thought that my dragnet would have suffocated you to death. It turns out you are still alive."
Yun Xi said, "Of course I'm alive. If I die, how can I say anything to stop you? If you two seniors want to argue about winning or losing, why bother with two immobile people for entertainment? You are famous heroes and big shots in the world. In the future,
If it gets spread, I'm afraid it will bring disgrace to both of you."
He thought that since these two people cared so much about rankings, they also valued their reputations, and wanted to ridicule them for giving up this method, so as to ensure that he and Miss Zhen'er were safe and sound.
He thought so, but he was wrong. He heard Yang Guan curse, "You bastard, you talk so much nonsense, shut up."
He sent him over with a finger in the air. But after hearing a "chi" sound, Yun Xi felt a numbness in his "Jing Jian Point" and was speechless.
"Jianjing point" is at the three midpoints of the line connecting Dazhui point and the acromion, and is at the highest point of the shoulder. It belongs to the gallbladder meridian of Foot Shaoyang and is connected with the intersection of Hand Shaoyang, Foot Shaoyang, Foot Yangming and Yang Wei meridians.
After being hit by someone else, half of his body was numb and he couldn't speak. It was because of the numbness of the human body. What was rare was that Yang Guan could identify the position accurately through the condom. He knew that there was another girl in the condom.
With fingers like the wind, Zhen'er's mute point was sealed again.
The two of them deliberated for a long time, and finally made a decision. They each pulled one side of the condom, used force at the same time, threw the condom far away to the river, and then used their light body skills at the same time to fly to the river to catch it first.
The one with the trap wins.
The two of them had no objections anymore. Yin Ping put down the condom and said, "You must not regret it this time!" Yang Guan said, "Of course." One of them grabbed one side of the condom.
Yin Ping said, "Okay, let's get started." Yun Xi was very anxious and thought to herself, "These two people are really hateful. It seems that Miss Zhen'er and I are going to be buried in these thousands of miles of waves, with fish and shrimps as companions."
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I suffered from having my acupuncture points blocked and couldn't utter a single word, so I had no choice but to be manipulated by others. Then I thought about it, it would be a waste to have a beauty like Zhen'er by my side when I was about to die. I just didn't know what she was like with a brat like me.
Are you willing to die together? Thinking about the unavenged revenge of your elder brother, your eyes will inevitably become wet and your heart will be sad.
Yinping and Yangguan said in unison, "Three, two, one!" Before they could finish their words, they used force at the same time and threw the condom far away.
The night was as dark as ink, and there was a hazy mist above the river. Yinping and Yangguan, regardless of order, took a deep breath and stood on tiptoe on the river bank, like two big water birds, rushing towards the river.
At the same time, grab the condom.
But the condom casts very quickly, and even though the two of them were very good at qinggong and could cross the river with a reed, they were still a long way behind when they dropped it.
The two of them were extremely skilled in martial arts, and it was hard to tell who was superior. They fell towards the river, like a woman on a drifting snow drifting back into the wind. She took a strong breath, flew up, left and right, and flew towards the condom again as fast as thunder and lightning.
Yun Xi was in the condom and felt waves of tremors coming from Zhen'er's body. She thought to herself, "She must be extremely scared." At this time, the condom flew very far away and was already falling.
Yinping felt anxious and suddenly pulled his body down and landed on the river. He exerted force on his feet and slid forward.
The waves at his feet were stirred by his internal force, like thousands of piles of snowflakes, spreading to both sides. He didn't stop, grabbing at the condom. Seeing that he was about to catch it this time, suddenly there was a rustling wind in the back of his head, which was Yang.
Seeing that he was about to grab the condom, Guan felt anxious and suddenly struck him with his palm.
If Yin Ping didn't look back, he would definitely give him a blow to his brains. He immediately dropped the condom, turned around and said "Hey", facing his palms.
"Peng Peng", four palms facing each other, the wind of yin and yang spreads out in all directions, the water surface explodes immediately, and there is a sound of gunfire. The two masters came from the same school, one yin and one yang. Their famous stunt is "Yin Yang Palm", Yin Ping Lian
What Yang Guan learned is the "Six Yin and Seven Tribulations Palm", and what Yang Guan learned is the "Nine Yang and Ten Directions Palm". The yin and yang are opposite, and they are unstoppable. The sleeve takes force and flies forward.
The "Six Yin and Seven Tribulations Palm" has a strong Yin energy, which is the most feminine palm power in the world. The person who hits the palm feels like falling into an ice cave, trembling all over.
"Nine Yang Ten Directions Palm" is exactly the opposite. It is the most rigid and powerful palm technique. The more powerful the person is, the greater the power. The person who hits the palm will not even have room to hum, and his meridians will be shattered and die immediately.
Yang Guan pressed his palms against him, but felt that the opponent's strength was extremely weak. He shouted loudly, "Ouch, Yin Laoer, why are your palms so weak?" For fear of hurting him, he wanted to withdraw his palms, but suddenly he felt that the opponent's palms were weak.
When it slipped, it turned out to be a loach. He was so surprised that he yelled, "It's your grandma's!"
But he saw Yin Ping laughing "haha", sliding back ten feet away, and said, "Yang Lao Er, thank you very much!" He was confident of winning, so he called the opponent "Lao Er".
It turned out that Yin Ping knew that Yang Guan was deeply in love with him and would definitely not kill him, so he weakened the strength around his body and secretly used the method of borrowing strength to slide out.
This method of leveraging force is a very common method in the world, but because Yang Guan didn't think about it, he actually fell into the trap.
In this way, Yinping was only a few steps away from the condom, and he stretched out his hand to grab it.
Suddenly, I felt that the back of my head was wet, and thousands of water droplets shot towards my limbs and bones. Mixed with the water droplets was a strong masculine wind.
It is impossible to coast on the river, let alone start a fight? Readers must not believe the fictional plot in the novel.
According to the Book of Changes, six is the number of extremely yin, and nine is the number of extremely yang. Therefore, the Yin and Yang palms mentioned here are respectively "Six Yin and Seven Tribulations Palm" and "Nine Yang and Ten Directions Palm".